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    "You shall go west, and face the god who has turned
    You shall find what was stolen, and see it returned
    You shall be betrayed by one who calls you a friend
    And fail to save what matters most, in the end"

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    A rewrite of the Percy Jackson series, with lots of vulgar language, a fresh death, and a new character inserted in the Titan's curse.

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    Albus Dumbledore was surprised when he found a file on one Perseus Jackson Riddle, grandson of Voldemort. He was even more surprised when the boy was a powerful wizard at only thirteen years old. Harry and Percy enter their third year together, and although Percy has been introduced to the world of gods, he has yet to meet the wizarding world.

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    “You’ve met her before?” Anthony stared at her incredulously.

    “Um, last winter. But I barely know her. Today’s the first actual conversation I’ve had with her.”

    Anthony sent her a mocking grin. “You sure? You two seemed friendly enough.”

    Andie’s head jerked back in surprise. “Anthony-“

    “She’s kind of cute.”

    Andie caught his arm, forcing him to stop and look at her. “What the hell is up with you?”

    He stared down at her- he’d shot up even more over spring, and now stood a full head taller than her. After a moment, he let out a humorless laugh, shaking his head. “Just forget it, Andie.”

    He yanked his arm out of her grip, and continued walking toward York Avenue. She sighed and stalked after him.

    AKA: A PJO rewrite/study in how character dynamics would change if Percy and Annabeth had been born as the opposite gender, with my own fix-it headcannons sprinkled in for funsies.

    Now working our way through Battle of the Labyrinth :))

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    Gaea was dead. Against all odds, Percy Jackson survived to his senior year. Monster attacks were on the decline and his friends were settled back into their lives post-war. He could almost relax.

    Too bad the Fates had other plans, and just the right ex-stepfather to bring back from the dead.

    Was it unethical to kill someone twice?

    OR, if Star Wars can say "somehow, Palpatine returned," so can I.

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    A woman waits there, she has greying brown hair, long and curled, her blue eyes are tired but soft, she stands up, Harry shies away, his eyes flicked down to his fraying suitcase.
    “Hello sweetie,” the woman says softly. “My name’s Sally.”
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    In which Sally raises two demigods who raise hell at Camp Half-Blood and Hogwarts.

    -do not expect a masterpiece, I hardly even go back and read through chapters before publishing them-

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    Percy Jackson may be Poseidon’s son, but he’s basically Ares’ disaster to supervise—loud, reckless, and way too good in a fight. When monsters start hunting him and the gods close in, Percy has to survive a world he was never prepared for… and maybe prove he’s more than Olympus’ favorite trouble magnet.

    Or; Percy is a fucking crashout :)

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    What if Sally Jackson and Bruce Wayne were siblings and they grew up together but went their different ways as they got older?

    "How could someone go missing that fast? Both her older brother Bruce Wayne and Thomas Wayne said that they had not seen her since they left to travel. The case now growing cold the police has no choice but to shut the case down having no further evidence. Where did she go? Could she be alive?" - Vicki Vale of Gotham Times

    Now more than nine years later, Sally is back in Gotham with her nine year old son Percy. Already the Wayne family were crazy and weird but Percy and Sally will cause chaos, make unexpected friends, and a family reunion (with some trauma) as dessert. Good luck to all of the Waynes because they are sure as hell going to need it.

    (A Podfic)

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    What if Sally Jackson and Bruce Wayne were siblings and they grew up together but went their different ways as they got older?

    "How could someone go missing that fast? Both her older brother Bruce Wayne and Thomas Wayne said that they had not seen her since they left to travel. The case now growing cold the police has no choice but to shut the case down having no further evidence. Where did she go? Could she be alive?" - Vicki Vale of Gotham Times

    Now more than nine years later, Sally is back in Gotham with her nine year old son Percy. Already the Wayne family were crazy and weird but Percy and Sally will cause chaos, make unexpected friends, and a family reunion (with some trauma) as dessert. Good luck to all of the Waynes because they are sure as hell going to need it.

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    In order to change the fate of the world The Moirai called upon an ancient figure who predated the Titans and the God's, thus they would reincarnate them into the body of a demigod by the name of Perceus Rhea Jackson. Will the gamble of reawakening this primordial being pay off or will the fading continue on its course?

    This will contain quite a few similarities with a few other stories. For those that I was inspired by I will input that I was inspired but I assure you quite a lot of this was my own.
    Just letting some know so as to caution them though it will not be for a long time, this story will be a "reading the books" type story. Mind you this won't happen until the second book but I do hope you'll enjoy the story anyways. I assure you that reading the books won't be everything, it will essentially be a small portion of the 3rd arc.

    Update: November 9th, just edited ch. 1 & 2; added a tiny bit of details just letting everyone know.

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    “You’re a homosexual.” She declared.

     

    Percy looked up. “Sorry?” He asked.

     

    “You’re a homosexual and you’re wildly in love with one Jason Grace, who happens to be my best friend.”

     

    Percy narrowed his eyes at her. “…Who told you that?” He asked.

     


    Piper Mclean is very much in love with Annabeth Chase. Percy Jackson is very much in love with Jason Grace. When Piper gets the chance to speak to Percy, and by extension Annabeth, she grabs it with both hands and asks Percy to pretend to date her.

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    What if the scene in Medusa’s lair happened differently?

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    Poseidon reached out a hand but stopped when his son flinched, like he was… like he was…

    It took a moment for the god to realize why. He had reached out his hand too quickly for the demigod’s liking. But he had never flinched around his father. Poseidon would never lay a hand on his own son, even when he was angry. So there was a singular conclusion and it took a moment to accept. He didn’t want to be, but if he was correct… The god lowered himself to his knees so he was at eye level with his eighteen-year-old son. “Percy?"

    “G…” He almost choked on his words. “I-It was… it was him, dad…” He clung to himself, blue sweatshirt sleeves pulled over his hands and arms pulled up to his chest.

    The god was quiet for a moment. “Percy, I am only going to ask this once.” His tone remained calm, but it was firm, yet not unkind. “Did Gabe abuse you?”

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    AU where Sally didn’t turn Gabe into a statue but kicked him out and got him thrown in prison. Gabe finally gets out and he wants to make Percy pay for ruining his life. Poseidon shelters his son in Atlantis, and while he and his family help Percy heal, the god decides to exact his own revenge on Gabe.

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    The Giant war is finally over.
    He survived.
    He can actually sleep.
    Of course an owl has to mess it all up.

    Harry knew there was another kid that night, McGonagall told him the first week of school.
    He just didn't know if he was alive.

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    Percy Jackson was 8 years old when his mother married a monster. He learns very quickly that while monsters are real, heroes are not, and no one is coming to save him.

    Then, one night, the world cracked open. A storm, a monster, a mother’s last desperate act to save her son—and suddenly, Percy is running toward a truth he was never meant to know. The stories were real. The gods are watching. And he is part of a world where fate is written in blood and monsters do not hide behind locked doors.

    But even as he faces creatures from myth, even as he fights for his life, the worst monsters are the ones he cannot outrun. The ones that live in his skin, in his memories, in the hollow ache where something like hope used to be.

    With dangerous new enemies and unexpected allies, Percy is forced to face the truth—not just about who he is, but about the battles he’s been fighting all along.

    Because some monsters wear human faces. Some wounds don’t heal. And some destinies can’t be escaped.

    (Or: What if Gabe was a whole lot worse than he was in the books/ shows? How would that affect Percy’s journey to becoming a hero?)

    Pls read the tags <3

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    Vaguely he heard a familiar voice telling him to breathe, but he couldn't. He had to make sure Gabe couldn't hurt them. He had to….

    Day 6, pinned to the wall

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    When the gods fell, their children were left to bleed.

    The sea was never meant to have a son.
    But District Four did.
    He was born with salt in his veins and storms in his eyes, a boy meant for water, not war. Yet in the Capitol’s cruel game, neither bloodline nor birthright can save him.

    His mother once told him to keep his head down—to let the tide carry him quietly. But fate is a Riptide, and Percy Jackson has never been good at letting go.

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    And then Perseus Jackson of all people says the unimaginable.  “I need out of New York,”

    From Annabeth’s mouth that would be one thing.  She lives there, likes the aesthetics of the city so long as she doesn’t look down and is willing to stomach the smell if she has to, likes the public transport and hates the winters and summers.  It is a place she lives, not really a home.  She isn’t so sure what that actually means and that is enough to tell her that she doesn’t have a home like Percy does, that she has never known one.  And that is just the thing.  New York City is Percy’s home.  It is not the apartment he has lived in since he was two-years-old, it is not his bedroom, it is none of the boarding schools he has been ferried between.  It is New York, it is Manhattan.  Things must be bad if he is begging to get out.

    “Okay,” she nods even though he can’t see her, “We’ll get out of New York,”

    --

    In which Percy and Annabeth are friends who run away together, get as far away as they can, and bump into a few friendly faces along the way

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    In a time before Voldemort and Harry Potter, there lived Percy Jackson and Jason Grace. Separated into different houses, the two are long-standing rivals who hate each others' guts. Percy believes Jason is a goody two shoes with a stick up his ass, and Jason thinks Percy is a reckless idiot. But there's more than meets the eye and they soon realize that maybe they can help each other.

    When the two are forced to spend more time together, will they finally do something about the growing tension between them? Can they be more than friends?

    **

    A Jercy Hogwarts au! Percy and Jason battling each other and the expectations that are set for them. Featuring the yule ball, making out in the Forbidden Forest, tournament of champions, quidditch, and more!

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    before the hero of Olympus there was a boy. Small for his age, bullied at school, and dreading coming home. but why? he didn’t tell anyone. not even his mother.
    this is what really happened in the apartment, before the war.

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    Gabe is home.

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