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  1. Public Bookmark 14

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    Ilya spent weeks planning the perfect day.
    Shane panicked and took Ilya's clothes with him.

    Now Ilya is being haunted by a 12 pack of ginger ale and missing his favorite joggers. Worse, he has to see Hollander tomorrow at the game. And what is he supposed to do with 11.5 cans of ginger ale?

    Or: the one where Ilya has a full crash out post-tuna melt.

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    06 Apr 2026

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    JJ
    ok why don't you tell me what your type is since the last four men were no good

    Mon Capitane🫡
    I'm just not interested in dating right now!

    JJ
    right but no one said you had to date these guys. just some fun with them😏😏

    Cens groupchat

    Roz
    i need someone to take out Boiziau in next game no questions asked

    (jj tries to matchmake for shane after finding out he’s gay. things unfold. ilya crashes out. jj finds out a little more)

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    21 Apr 2026

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    Roz
    you are all trying to make my phone explode?

    Roz
    what is problem

    Roz
    is someone dying

    Roz
    someone better be dying

    Shane
    What’s happening? Is everyone okay?

    Hazy
    @Shane Do you have a tattoo?

    Shane
    DO I HAVE A WHAT?

    (the cens win the cup and go celebrating after. cue drunk shenanigans and hungover texting)

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    21 Apr 2026

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    @shaneholender
    imagine getting to rail shane hollander everyday... ilya rozanov im cursing ur bloodline

    @therealilyarozanov
    Responding to @shaneholender
    1. do not imagine that, he is MY husband not yours
    2. that is ok with me pls do my shithead brother first

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    Harris (Chiron’s papa)
    Ilya get off your phone you have a concussion!!!!
     

    (10 years of ilya rozanov vs pr agents everywhere)

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    21 Apr 2026

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    Google search history
    13th March, 11pm.

    23:05
    what is shayden

    23:07
    what is shayden fanfiction

    23:09
    what is shayden fanart

    23:06
    where to buy a gun in ottawa

    (bored in ottawa ilya discovers shayden. someone has to put a stop to this)

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    21 Apr 2026