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    Dean is addicted to Castiel's Grace. Cas is content to give him as much as he wants, and more. Both get more than they bargain for when their uneasy courtship spirals out of control.

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    08 Jan 2026

  2. Rec 79

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    “My sweet boy, I’ve got you. I’ll protect you,” Mommy soothes. “I won’t let anyone touch you.” Tim wants to believe her, he needs to. Mommy is smart, she always knows what she’s talking about. So she must know now too, despite how agonizingly frightening this is. “You’ll be safe in here, baby.”

    Tim wants to pull back and look at her face, but even if the hand carding through his hair let up, there’s not enough light to make out her expression anyway. Tim doesn’t like the dark.

    She continues, voice low and with a desperation he’s never heard from her before, “I need you to be very brave, Timothy. I need to go find a phone, and I need you to wait here for me, very quiet, just like hide and seek.”

    “No,” he mewls before he can help himself, “No, Mommy, don’t go, please. Don’t leave me.”

    Tim has used up all of his bandaids, but Mommy still won’t wake up. He doesn’t know what to do. He needs a grown-up’s help. Thankfully, he knows who Batman is. Batman can make it all better.

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    23 Dec 2025

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    ACTUALLY DEVASTATING

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    "What Tim did not expect was to find Chip on top of the refrigerator, hissing at a very distressed Damian and batting at his hands during his attempts to bring her down.

    “Chip, please come down!” Damian pleaded, staring up at her. Chip responded by pushing a bag of chips off the edge of the refrigerator and onto Damian’s head. They fell to the floor with a loud crunch.

    He definitely needed to pay Damian extra now."

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    06 Dec 2025

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    Tim wakes up to Damian at his door after a nightmare and offers his brother comfort. They get to cuddle and hug.

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    05 Dec 2025

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    Harry’s occlumency reveals his disturbing home life which sets off a chain reaction that cannot be undone. Snape finds himself begrudgingly caring about the bespectacled boy, Harry discovers what it's like to have adults who care, and Hermione finds herself becoming an accidental crime lord. Draco Malfoy is very much along for the ride, in all senses of the word.

    A ridiculous blend of hilarity and tragedy, Another Mind Game is the multi-faceted fanfiction you didn't know you wanted but will absolutely adore.

    Featuring a sassy Harry Potter, good friends, and a great deal of sarcasm.

    There are also ridiculous endnotes if you make it far enough. (You can do it!)

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    08 Nov 2025