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    “Alastor! Pleasure to be meeting you. Quite a pleasure!” One hand reset on his chest, and the other shoots into the air. It’s the bow you did in high school, back when you wanted theater to pay your bills. A performer’s bow.

    You chuckle. “I don’t think it will be quite the pleasure you think.”

    “Is that so?” Alastor’s smile remains constant. “And why would that be?”

    You show him the tray you’re holding. “I’m here to do your sutures.”

     
    [Or after a seven-year absence, you find the man you were married to in life, not only back in town, but also helping . . . *checks notes* . . . the Princess of Hell run a hotel aimed at rehabilitating sinners who were sent to the bad place for a reason.]

    Season 1: Completed
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    19 Jan 2026

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    You got famous on Toktik for making living creatures out of nothing. Now the GDA wants you, you're getting a crush on probably the weakest Viltrumite, and your first creation, Cornelius, is getting smarter.
    Which would be fine… if he wasn’t also getting his own moral compass as well.

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    13 Jan 2026

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    your neighbor punishes you for fucking with his package by...fucking you with his package
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    there's not enough fics out there about magical sex toys linked to real people

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    04 Jan 2026

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    It's wintertime in Sinnoh. As a colder region, it's more susceptible to hazardous conditions during these months. You and your business partner are experiencing your first winter there. The howling blizzard seems to be never-ending.

    On one of these frosty nights, your friend invited in a person in need.

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    03 Jan 2026

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    Under the rule of a dangerous mermaid, the seas have become perilous even to a nocturnal mer like you. Worse, you've caught the eye of a fearsome hunter who's got plenty of ideas what to do next.

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    01 Jan 2026