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reincarnated as a villainous umamusume and my friend is one of the love interests? by abject51
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime)
25 Dec 2025
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“Look,” Cafe sighs, this time closing her eyes. “Tachyon may be strange–”
“Cafe, I’m hurt!”
“–But that doesn’t mean she’s evil.” Cafe says, looking like she was regretting defending Tachyon already upon seeing the shit-eating grin on Tachyon’s face. “She’s… an acquired taste, that’s all.”
The three umamusumes look at Cafe in shock, as if they can’t believe Cafe would defend Tachyon.
“Cafe-senpai! This evil witch must have poisoned you!”
“Or put you under her spell!”
“Or cursed you!” The plain umamusume finally finds her voice. “Don’t worry Cafe-senpai, we’ll break the curse and make you remember the truth! That Agnes Tachyon is an evil horrifying villainess!”
or, Tachyon and Cafe get stuck in an otome game.
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cafe and the intern (or why it's important to make sure your friend's lab is not state certified) by abject51
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime)
22 Dec 2025
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“You’re usually ambivalent regarding other people.” Scarlet points out. “I’m always here but you’ve never indicated you disliked me being around here or Tachyon-san.”
“That’s different.” Cafe says. “You’re Tachyon’s junior. Of course, you’ll be here.”
Scarlet looks at her knowingly. Scarlet’s eyes are a much brighter red than Tachyon’s that it looks almost pink. Still, it sometimes looks like hers, especially when she’s assessing something. Cafe feels as if she’s currently being assessed by Scarlet right now.
“Are you jealous, Cafe-san?” Scarlet says, a gossipy look on her face.
Cafe feels herself turn red and hot at the insinuation.
or, someone interns at Tachyon's pseudo lab. Cafe does not get jealous.
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a straight man and a funny man walk into a bar by abject51
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
09 Nov 2025
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“Our manzai routine!” Tachyon says with her hands out, as if saying ‘ta-da!’ Cafe feels the beginning of a migraine starting to form. “We ought to work on it if we’re to do manzai, should we not?”
“Hm.” Cafe hums as she takes a bite of her steak. Better to let Tachyon just talk now.
“Since I was the one who thought of the idea and since the routine in my dream called for it, I suppose I’ll be the tsukkomi–”
“No.” Cafe simply says.
In an effort to raise Tachyon's spirits, Cafe forms a manzai comedy duo with her.
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what does it mean? (for someone to be happy?) by abject51
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
07 Aug 2025
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Tachyon smiles at her. Really, an awful actress. “A personal curiosity of mine.”
“Everything you do is a personal curiosity of yours.” Cafe says, exasperated.
Tachyon laughs at that.
or cafe & tachyon, in pieces.
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"Well." Itsuki begins but doesn't continue. His face must be contorted into something unpleasant since Rokuta barks out a laugh.
"Well?" Kei prompts him further, patient as always.
Itsuki thinks some more and more, finds he doesn't have anything else to wish for. Finds something resembling contentment and happiness inside his chest that he can't help his next few words. "Is it really okay to be this happy, I wonder."
Three brothers celebrate a birthday.
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rhythmic cohabitation by abject51
Fandom: プロジェクトセカイ カラフルステージ！| Project SEKAI COLORFUL STAGE! (Video Game)
18 Jan 2024
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or the one where kanade and mafuyu learn how to live together.
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modern misadventures of beings from the olden times by abject51
Fandom: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
04 Mar 2022
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vaguely related tales of immortals in the modern world
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Rei slams a fist onto his throne’s armrest, and Hiro winces a little. “What in the world is Akai Shuuichi doing here?!”
“Competing?”
“How?”
“I mean,” says Hiro, and flashes Rei another grin, “He applied?”
“What do you mean, he applied?!”
Rei may have spent years travelling with the hero’s party- both to defeat the lich Karasuma, and to bring Hiro back from the dead. But none of it matters, not one bit. When it comes to Akai Shuuichi, Rei still has no forgiveness in his heart.
So he’s not about to let the man swan in and win his hand in marriage.
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24 Dec 2025
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and maybe this appeals (to someone not in heels) by ivyshort
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug
20 Jun 2020
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Chloe Bourgeois wasn’t soft, or sweet. She was ferocity and edges, like a summer thunderstorm.
But storms weren’t all unkind, and neither was she.
He was a harbor, gentle and kind, safe where she was dangerous.
They had a comfortable, parallel familiarity.
Luka appreciated it.
A threeshot of the first three months of Luka and Chloe's relationship.
(Techically a continuation of Dry White Wine, but makes sense as a standalone fic)
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21 Dec 2025
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On the eve of Hawkmoth’s first akuma, Wang Fu tasks Plagg and Tikki with an important mission—to find their new holders and form an unstoppable superhero duo. The Guardian had already scoped out Adrien Agreste and Marinette Dupain-Cheng, and they were perfect for the job. Before they leave, Fu tells the kwamis to find a lonely, golden-haired rich kid and a caring, blue-haired creative.
Soon after, a scowling, loudmouthed Chat Noire crashes into the scene with a Red Beetle that smiles calmly but whose eyes are narrowed with thinly veiled rage.
…perhaps he should have been more specific.
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20 Dec 2025
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flesh naught but clay before the kiln by morphasia
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
11 Apr 2022
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No matter how many times Albedo had warned against getting too close to something he was working on, Kaeya never listened. Even now he continued by leaning over towards the alchemist’s work tables. heedless of Albedo’s input—as if he had never had any. "You know, homunculi were traditionally used as assistants and to bring children to term when a parent didn't want their genetics split by a mother. I was borne via a homunculi myself," Kaeya hummed with all of the disinterest brought on the conversation, looking down as he slowly swirled the wine in his glass.
Albedo's eyes narrowed at what he was sure was supposed to be an insult, but Kaeya always knew how to poke at his pride. "I think you'll find me designed far different from your expectations of homunculi."
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06 Dec 2025
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The Ship Has Sailed by modoribashi (orphan_account)
Fandoms: 전지적 독자 시점 - 싱숑 | Omniscient Reader - Sing-Shong
02 Aug 2019
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Dokkaebi Forums > Gossip & Entertainment
Has anyone seen the newest trailer for Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint?
1. Anonymous XXXX/XX/XX 09:19:43
The trailer seemed pretty high quality, I wonder if the show will be good.
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26 Nov 2025