ectoBiologist (ectoBiologst)
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John and Dirk find themselves in a bit of a prank war.
In which John Egbert, Prankster Extraordinaire, decides to take a conversation about lingerie very seriously. Not wanting to be beat at his own game, Dirk decides to take things up another notch with a masterpiece of his own creation.
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It was perfect timing. Your roommate Jake had one of his longer trips planned, and it lined up with your cycle almost to the day. You’d sweat out your heat in your room, probably masturbate furiously to the thought of Jake fucking you until your sheets were soaked through, and then have a few days to recover and clear out the smell before he got back to the apartment.
Dirk goes into heat. He plans to spend it alone.
Well.
Planned.
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15 Dec 2025
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Dirk is very easily overwhelmed.
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14 Dec 2025
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in which john stumbles into playing masseuse and really tries very hard not to pop a raging boner by guttmunch for Viscerots
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10 May 2024
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Dave Strider is a lot less slick than he thinks he is. Sure, he somehow manages to put up his garbagey coolguy front with strangers and acquaintances and all, but when you really get to know the guy, it starts to become kind of obvious when he's trying (and failing miserably) to hide something.
Like right now, for instance.
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02 Dec 2025
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You felt yourself grow antsier by the second. Gods, what if this was a set up? He hadn’t come back online yet, nor had he read your messages — CG was fake, he was not real and this was someone planning to murder you, and nobody would remember you because you were gay, had bad taste in fashion and glasses, and were forgettable. You’d die at twenty-two, homosexual and alone, in the humid and damp basement of a Grindr hookup.
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25 Nov 2025
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Nobody calls you by your first name.
At the office, you go by Mister Egbert or just Egbert alone, but only to the few coworkers you consider close enough to allow the privilege.
At home, your son just calls you Dad.
To others still, you’re pipefan413.
You prefer it, honestly.
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