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  1. Public Bookmark 36

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    A collection of mini-fics and short scenes about Vimes' and Vetinari's...whatever-ship, linked by the theme of touch. Some of them are inspired by book events, the rest are random.

    The smut in this is entirely contained within the last chapter; the rest is pretty much teen and up.

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    04 Mar 2025

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    When Marius's girlfriend Cosette writes an article about Enjolras's campaign for a seat in the state House of Representatives (not to mention his attempts to start a new political party) and mistakenly mentions Grantaire as his boyfriend, Enjolras ends up pretending to date him in the media storm that follows.

    He's not sure why Grantaire says yes, but he's starting to want to find out.

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    28 Dec 2024

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    Logan only has one rule when he moves into the extra bedroom in Wade's apartment: don't get comfortable.

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    The only thing standing between Logan and a boring, blissful, murder-free life in Canada is Wade.

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    09 Oct 2024

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    The worst Wolverine in the multiverse has been given a second chance.

    He has no fucking clue what to do with it.

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    01 Oct 2024

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    In which Logan disappears, prompting Wade to go find him, violently. With reflections on and digressions into very rough seas, Wade not kissing Logan and his associated regrets of same, cutthroat games of dominoes with Blind Al, apple-picking upstate, Logan's food opinions, that Jupiter-sized exoplanet where it rains glass, and what exactly the best enrichment would be for Logan's enclosure.

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    21 Sep 2024

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    To pay for rent, Logan and Wade take odd jobs on Craigslist.

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    30 Aug 2024

  7. Public Bookmark 27

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    Vetinari meets Granny and Nanny Ogg at the opera; they talk about family, burning buildings, and Carrot and Oyster Pie.

    Slightly canon divergent missing scene from Maskerade.

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    29 Aug 2024

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    Logan lifted his head to watch Wade walk into the room like he hadn’t just done the electric slide with a toaster and plop into the chair next to Logan.

    “Penny for your thoughts, peanut?”

    “Don’t fucking call me that,” Logan rumbled. “I mean it, Wade.”

    “You don’t actually hate it, do you? This is just our thing. I call you a cutesy nickname and you react like it’s the worst thing you’ve ever been called. You think about punching me. I think about that passionate kiss we shared, more often than I should or is healthy. Then we move on and do it all over again.”

    Logan leaned back in his chair and sighed. He really, really, really, really wanted a fucking drink.

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    21 Aug 2024

  9. Public Bookmark 93

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    “Oh, are you like a white noise machine kinda guy?” Wade yawns. “I don’t have one of those. What’s your poison, rainfall? Waves crashing on a beach? Crickets and . . . other bugs that make soothing noises?”

    Even if he wanted to answer, Logan doesn’t think he could get a word in.

    “Ooh! Construction. Jackhammers. No. Gunfire?”

    “Are you just listing things that make noise?”

    “Huh. I guess I am,” Wade says thoughtfully.

    *****

    Or: Wade and Logan met, saved the world, and moved in together over the course of like three days. Domestic life goes just about as well as you'd expect.

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    20 Aug 2024

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    Wade can't sleep. Conveniently, neither can Logan.

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    12 Aug 2024

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    Logan’s got his claws shoved so far up Deadpool’s abdomen, the ends are poking out between his ribs. He has Deadpool’s blood in his mouth, his stupid baby knife stuck in his shoulder, and Deadpool’s hard as a fucking rock against Logan’s stomach.

    “What the hell’s wrong with you?” Logan asks, despite himself, despite knowing he won’t like the answer, and gives the other man a rough, angrily confused shake.

    Deadpool gurgles, and Logan grimaces, retracting his claws with a wet little noise. “What,” Deadpool gasps, sucking in a few big gulps of air, “fighting never gets you going, big boy?”

    [5 times Logan and Deadpool Wilson Wade fuck without talking, plus the 1 time they talk without fucking. Eh... kind of.]

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    12 Aug 2024

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    There’s something grotesque about Wade.

    Besides the obvious, of course. Logan is not referring to the visceral freakshow that comes with mutant regenerative powers, he is certainly accustomed to that. Nor does he really mean Wilson’s mouth, a ceaselessly foul thing that oozes more nonsensical filth than it outputs anything else.

    No, it’s something more intrinsic, Logan reasons, something that he can’t quite put a finger on.

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    11 Aug 2024

  13. Public Bookmark 31

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    Vimes was like a law of nature, like clockwork. There had been a time when Vetinari had tried to caution himself against getting too used to him, against relying on him too much. In retrospect though, he had never stood chance.

    Set during and after the events of Making Money.

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    07 Jul 2024

  14. Public Bookmark 66

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    There were many nights Boris remembers that Theo doesn’t--always a gulf between them, these things unacknowledged. Boris would always know more about Potter than Potter would know about him. There would always be the sound of sobs echoing in Boris’s ears, always the vodka-soaked late night admissions, the jumping off the roof, the blood spattering on the tiles. Always the feeling of Potter’s breath hot against his neck as he said “she called me Puppy sometimes” and then, always Boris allowing himself to whisper tsutsenya later when the dust and rubble tore Theo’s mother away in his dreams and brought Potter gasping back to reality in Boris’s arms.

    There would always be the night Potter showed him the painting.

    “You’re a blackout drunk, Potter, you know that?”

     

    or, Boris tries to remember why he took it

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    30 May 2024

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    Blisters have begun to form on my hand from gripping the bag's strap too tightly. The sign is in gold, just four steps in front of me. The hard part should be over- leaving my father, taking the bus, finding my way here- but the stairs leading to the golden letters seem impossible to climb. The concrete below my feet has a magnetic pull, dragging me down into the earth.

    What is he doing in there, so close I feel I’m breathing again into his neck? He could be having a nice night with the old man, one I will undoubtedly ruin. Or perhaps he’s miserable, and the sight of me will set him over the edge. I still see the most likely outcome being the painting promptly ripped out of my hands and a door slamming in my face. I gnaw at my thumbnail, my leg trembling, wanting to bounce up and down in my shoe. Just go in. Just go in.

    Quickly, so I don’t have time to stop myself, I run up the steps and start rapping at the door.

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    14 May 2024

  16. Public Bookmark 18

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    Vetinari dies; Vimes still has a job to do.

    Just a few little scenes in the aftermath.

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    07 May 2024

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    In the hotel elevator, he stared at himself in the endless mirror. Thin man (Bob Dylan chords) in black coat, with little white dog. His nose was red from coke. Eyes red from maybe something else.

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    27 Apr 2024

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    Seeing him here, in New York, surrounded by the deep browns and golds of Hobart and Blackwell, is so alien to me I have to repress the urge to pinch myself like a child would after a dream. It looks incorrect, him standing here. Like someone has taken a pair of scissors to my memories of him, cut him out of his rightful place on the abandoned playground, and pasted him sloppily into a corner of my life where he doesn’t belong. Has it only been a few weeks? It feels like ages longer, like it’s been a decade, like we’re different people trying to see what exactly we liked about each other so much way back when.

    But then he says it again- “Potter.”- and that feeling vanishes as quickly as it arrived.

    “You came,” I say dumbly.

    He gives a cheery smirk that I don’t believe. “Promised I would.”

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    27 Apr 2024

  19. Public Bookmark 38

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    Nobby slowed as he approached the cell.

    “Morning, sir!” he said brightly.

    “Morning, Nobby,” said Vimes, as if he hadn’t killed someone last night.


    His Grace, the Duke of Ankh has had better weeks, and old feelings are making everything...confusing. Just how far will his loyalty stretch when he's pushed to his limit...?

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    26 Apr 2024

  20. Public Bookmark 63

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    It is so cold at Starecross Hall that Mr Segundus asks if he may share Childermass' bed for the night. Unfortunately, this is not so easy as might be supposed, for Mr Segundus is a man with sinful thoughts.

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    09 Jan 2024

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