kittybenzedrine
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the (former) god of death and his "sorry arrows" by kittybenzedrine
Fandoms: Cult of the Lamb (Video Game)
05 Feb 2025
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Lamb gives a small hum of acknowledgment. “How’d you learn to make bows?”
Narinder’s tail flicks sharply, just once. His knee-jerk reaction is to call them an ignorant beast for knowing not of their (former) god’s days of yore, but in this instance, it would not be justified; it is not their fault that most records of him were wiped from history by his siblings. He has not exactly been forthcoming about his past when asked, either. Thus, he does not lash at them. Instead, he takes a deep breath and exercises the patience he is known for.
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Lamb teases their former god about his craft; it, arguably, goes better than it otherwise could have.
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there is beauty in the way of things by kittybenzedrine
Fandoms: Cult of the Lamb (Video Game)
15 Jan 2025
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Between the heat of a bonfire and too much wine, Narinder and Lamb fall into the age old song-and-dance of desire. Like any adults mildly embarrassed by their drunken antics, they do not speak of it afterward.
At least, not until the consequences become apparent a few weeks later.
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“How in the darkest pits of the hells below did both of you end up pregnant?"
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Prompt fills for 2024's Whumptober, featuring Cult of the Lamb.
Featuring me putting guys (and gals and theys) in Situations. Mind the tags within.
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Frogs are carnivorous; a young abandoned frog, having subsisted on only fruit for weeks, tears into a proper meal.
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but in time we all forgot and we all grew by kittybenzedrine
Fandom: The Umbrella Academy (Comics)
17 Sep 2015
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your melody sounds as sweet as the first time it was sung, with a little bit more character for show
AU. Post Dallas.
Vanya may not remember much, and Klaus might not be sober, but family time is always nice.
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Just my little dribbles of CronKri. They're all unrelated, other than, obviously, being cronkri
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Each entry in the Timelines series takes place, as the name suggests, in different timelines. Entries start, progress, and end differently than others, as their timelines branch out infinitely. Even if some details are the same between entries, there's no guarantee that other details will be the same.
They can generally be read as standalones, unless otherwise specified. There is no cohesive narrative between the entries. Just fucking and killing and everything in-between <3
Now featuring a playlist!
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The rune spits Jayce out on hard rock. It’s dry and dusty under his hands and when he blinks awake, face-down, clothing soaked, alive against all odds, he actually can’t draw a breath. A drop of water hits his face. And then another. It’s raining, and he doesn’t know where he is, but he’s back in the fissure, he’s certain of it. A cruel ending for a wasted life. Jayce Talis, the Man of Progress, who thought at every turn he had the right idea, and failed in every way that ever mattered.
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Thrown across the continent, but painfully alive, Jayce struggles to keep Viktor from falling into mental ruin, and himself from keeling over. He can still hold a hammer, so he does what he's always done: cling to hope, however foolish it may be.
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18 Dec 2025
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I like my Stardew Valley OCs.
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30 Nov 2025
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Gemma is the isolated and miserable housewife of a man who hunts monsters. She doesn’t know much about her husband’s work, but she knows enough about her husband that when he comes home warm and smiling and kind, she knows that whoever or whatever this is - it’s not him.
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04 Jun 2025
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The Legion never respected her, so she does something they can't ignore.
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10 May 2025
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Illya kills an American spy in Zurich.
Three days later, he’s staring into the face of a dead man standing in his hotel room.
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11 Feb 2025