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Matt's got this way of speaking in Spanish that's just a little different than his way of speaking in English. In English, all of Matt's words are carefully weighed and measured and cut like crystal. They're precious but planned. With Spanish, the words seem to fall like drops of liquid gold, hot and rich and wild, and it makes Foggy want to gather them to himself and finally be warm.
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Bookmarked by murder_mittens
09 Jan 2026
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In which Stiles goes along with one of Derek’s plans and ends up in an alternate universe as a result. He should’ve known better. He did know better, actually, and that means he has no one to blame but himself.
“Laura wants to lure the kid in with food and kindness and make a pet of him, like a feral cat. Derek wants to have him arrested for stalking. They’re at an impasse. (And the rest of the family is staying emphatically out of it in a way that suggests bets have been placed.)”
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- Part 1 of play it again
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- English
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- 63,206
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- 3/3
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- 49
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03 Oct 2025
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Cougar shifted minutely under the flimsy camo tarp, blinked and set his eye to the scope again. To any onlooker he was the picture of glacial calm. Silent, focused, and deadly. Inside his head he had a fiery inner monologue going that would rival one of Jensen’s Red Bull fueled rants.
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10 Sep 2025
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Fresh-out-of-beauty-school Steve gets hired at the last minute to replace famous rockstar Eddie Munson’s usual hairdresser for his tour.
It goes about as well as you’d expect.
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- Part 12 of steddie social media fics/ficlets
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- English
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- 1/1
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02 Sep 2025
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birds and brothers and other assorted synonyms by Ao3time, hoebiwan, quandaries_and_contradictions
Fandom: Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
08 Dec 2022
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A Reverse Robin AU in which Damian is a tired older brother, Duke is a ray of sunshine, and Dick is a baby talon.
(Each of us has their own slightly different spin on things, so timelines may not add up perfectly.)
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24 Aug 2025
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A drug that removes inhibitions has an unexpected effect on John.
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23 Aug 2025
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"I should probably tell you I’m going to sniff anything you show me."
The shopkeeper’s smile actually grows. "How interesting. Can you tell me what you’re sniffing for?"
Foggy already likes this guy, who looks to be about a hundred and ten but stands straight as a flagpole, but he's not about to admit that he's trying to make himself pretty for a blind man with four super-human senses, so he just smiles.
"Complexity."
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- Part 1 of Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy
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- English
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- 6/6
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11 Aug 2025
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“Matt, you’re my best friend, but you’re a goddamn idiot sometimes. It’s not about you. I’m not training, I’m not looking to get in a ring or do what you do. I just wanted to know a little more.” He says it fiercely, strongly, right into Matt’s ear like that’ll get it through to him any easier. “It’s not like I’m any good at it,” he adds, which is probably a mistake.
His heartbeat definitely spikes on the lie, because Matt flinches.
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10 Aug 2025
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Most dragons sleep on their hoards.
Bruce's hoard sleeps on him.
Or: Bruce is a dragon. Predictably, he hoards orphans.
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Bookmarked by murder_mittens
03 Aug 2025
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Captain Kirk is kind of like a cat, if by that you mean 'shameless bed hog'. This wasn't something Spock had intended to find out.
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- Part 1 of HAIRBALLER
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20 Jul 2025
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That's when Tommy realized he was, like, the worst fucking friend ever. Because Steve was an omega and they had learned in health class that omegas craved physical contact. And Steve, a secret male omega with shitty absentee parents, wasn’t getting any love at home and he couldn't exactly reach out and ask his buddies for some cuddles. No one but Tommy knew about him and Tommy sure as shit hadn't been offering to hold his hand.
So now here Steve was, getting a goddamn contact high because he was squished in between Davey Bower, who smelled like ball sweat and Cheetos, and Andrew Floyd, who looked like a fucking toe. But Steve was too blissed out on, like, happy omega hormones to care about that, and Tommy was the shittiest best friend in Hawkins.
Goddammit. Tommy was going to have to start giving Steve hugs. He was going to have to give him so many goddamn fucking hugs.
When Steve presents as a rare male omega he is forced to hide his status and question his worldview; he learns to be less shallow, more caring, and more open-minded. Tommy Hagan stays loyal to his best friend and is dragged kicking and screaming into being a better person too.
Just a little bit, though. Like, maybe 10% better.
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- 5/5
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17 Jul 2025
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“How did you know you were gay, Double D?” Peter asked around Valentine’s Day, when Matt was having an existential crisis over whether to get Foggy an apology/Valentine’s Day present or whether to get two separate presents.
(Matt fumbles his way through a gender/sexual identity talk.)
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- Part 13 of Dumpster Fires Verse
Bookmarked by murder_mittens
17 Jul 2025
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and the kitchen sink by deniigiq
Fandoms: Daredevil (TV), Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Deadpool - All Media Types, Jessica Jones (TV)
31 Aug 2018
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“Wade, you have a text message,” Peter told the man himself under the sink. All he could see were his legs and abs through the haze of pure hatred emanating from the cabinet.
(Wade and Foggy trade favors.)
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- Part 16 of Dumpster Fires Verse
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17 Jul 2025
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“Merlin,” Arthur grumbled to his servant, who was sitting by the fire Merlin looks over his shoulder at Arthur curled up in his bedroll. “Get over here, it’s cold.”
“You want me to come and cuddle you for warmth?” Merlin asked, tauntingly, but makes to stand up anyway.
“It’s not cuddling,” Arthur insisted, though he opens his arms for Merlin to crawl into them. “It’s called survival. I’m stealing your warmth. It’s your duty to make sure I’m kept comfortable, is it not?”
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Arthur doesn't realise Merlin is his Favourite. Merlin has no idea what a King's Favourite even is. Everyone else in Camelot knows Merlin is Arthur's Favourite.
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10 Jul 2025
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Jason is the proud mother of...he doesn't actually remember the kid's name, but he loves his puppy, and Batman is trying to take him away because he says that Jason isn't the puppy's mama.
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22 Jun 2025
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Sometimes a day doesn't go like you planned. Sometimes your breakfast burns, or sometimes you're late to work. If you're Eddie Munson (or a bear in a children's book), sometimes you come back from a walk in the woods to find someone broke into your van.
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Eddie finds newly presented omega Steve Harrington, nesting in the back of his van.
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- Part 1 of A Grove to Love In
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21 Jun 2025
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It’s astounding, really, the level of empathy that John displays. The CIA had no idea the treasure that they'd wasted.
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16 Jun 2025
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Dresden Files Kinkmeme Fills by callmearcturus, LuciaZephyr
Fandoms: Dresden Files - Jim Butcher
20 May 2011
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Catty secretaries, truth spells, #OccultChicago, how to accidentally before a Wyldfae lord, and other tales both silly and serious.
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- English
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- 29,352
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- 6/6
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05 Jun 2025
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In which Brienne meets the other Lannister first, becomes a bartender, makes a best friend, buys a convertible, and accidentally lives her best life.
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- Part 1 of Always Been a Pencil
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31 May 2025
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Merlin can't understand those stupid complicated hand signs Arthur uses on a hunt, but they figure out another way to communicate.
or: 5 times people were confused by Arthur and Merlin's secret language, and 1 time everyone understood.- Language:
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13 May 2025