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Courtship Despite Better Judgment by raclettelover for MyDelphi, malfoyesque, thesilverserpentsquill
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Feb 2026
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Hermione’s first rule of cursed objects was simple:
If something looked like an heirloom, it was absolutely going to ruin your afternoon.
The signet ring sat in its containment cube on the warded slate with the smug patience of a predator pretending not to be hungry. Every few minutes, the serpent ouroboros motif caught the lab light and winked, as if it knew a joke no one else was in on.
Hermione hated that.
She also hated the way the rune-script under Malfoy’s bandage had crept—quietly, inexcusably—since they’d sealed the cube. It had started at his knuckles. Now it ghosted over the heel of his palm in a thin silver half-line, like ink deciding the body was a reasonable place to file itself.
“Don’t stare at it,” she said without looking up, because she could feel Malfoy staring.
“I’m not,” Malfoy replied immediately, which meant he absolutely was.Or
Draco Malfoy stupidly gets bitten and marked by a feral ring, Hermione Granger attempts to fix things with magic, competence and what she thinks is clear language. Draco thinks otherwise. Courtship ensues. -
Runes, Rebounds and Ravioli by raclettelover for sportfucker (SportFucker)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Aug 2025
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Bill stared at the flowing script, elegant and all too familiar, and held the note as if he could, in doing so, hold onto ephemera, hold onto her.
Bill, mon cœur—
I cannot do this anymore. It is not your scars. It is not the full moon, or your brooding silences. It is just time. I had dreams, I have dreams. I dream of a life of passion, sunlight, and freedom. I have found that in our life, our home, I no longer feel myself. I no longer know myself. I have met someone, her name is Clémence. She sees me and in her I see myself again.
I hope you find someone who sees you, too.
Fleur.
He didn’t cry. Not at first.
Instead, Bill sat on the familiar kitchen floor of Shell Cottage, the cold tile biting into his legs, his tea going lukewarm on the counter. He listened as the waves crashed outside, indifferent to his suffering, unknowing that his life was falling to pieces.
“Clémence?” he whispered into the silence. “What kind of bloody fucking name is Clémence?”
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An overdue response to a prompt by @sportfucker- who I hope is feeling better- Bill Weasley gets to go to Italy and eat Blaise & Ravioli- Language:
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Thrice Bound Desires by raclettelover for sportfucker (SportFucker)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Jul 2025
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The Forest of Dean - what a shit place. And hunting horcruxes sucks. Its cold and damp in that tent---what really happens when Harry and Hermione share their feelings on Ron ditching them in the forest? I mean the tent was small, and apparently even smaller- because their tag along horcrux Tom Riddle has feelings. He has opinions, an agenda if you will.
There's sex and murder and blood rituals and mayhem and cunnilingus and Ron Bashing, and a snarky Tom Riddle, and frankly everyone is horny.
I mean I don't usually ship Harry and Hermione either, but when you read this you will realize, I had no choice. Come along for a ride (or multiple). -
A Binding of Ivy and Gold by raclettelover
Fandoms: Emily Wilde's Encyclopaedia of Faeries - Heather Fawcett
28 Jun 2025
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Emily Wilde wanted peace, paperwork, and root-mapping footnotes. She got cursed, may be dying and then conveniently (inconveniently?) conscripted into a French relic hunt, and stuck sharing a bed (and several morally ambiguous encounters) with Wendell Bambleby—Cambridge’s most irritatingly handsome academic.
Now they're racing assasin nuns, French fae, a Malfoy ancestor and bickering Scots through magical trials involving seductive wine, threesomes, troll singing contests, ancient vines, dancing glyphs, thieving brownies, and one extremely judgmental cave all in the backdrop of beautiful Dordogne, France. The cure for Emily’s slow, magical unraveling might lie in L’Âme‑Vigne... if the desire-fueled rituals don’t kill her first.
Scholars. Spells. Sexual tension. Possibly a dragon. Welcome to academia, 1911-style.
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“Reparations?”
“I believe that is what they’re called.”
”You want to marry me, so you can give me reparations?”Alternatively: a Draco Malfoy seeking redemption arrives, armed with tax law and ancient curses, and convinces Hermione Granger to marry him. What could possibly go wrong?
A Dramione take on the billionaire romance genre. It’s recession era, baby!
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21 Oct 2025
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“Something the matter?” he looks deceptively earnest, a bit of a tease in his voice. Hermione’s sure it’d be doing something to her if she weren’t so cross. “I’m sensing hostility. You know how important a safe work environment—”
“Save it, Malfoy.” She’d slap him again if he weren’t so far away. “You pointy little saboteur.”
He drops the act with a sigh. “Gods, Granger, you really do need to get laid.”
“Yes, that seems to be the general consensus,” she seethes, fixing him with a harsher glare, “Unfortunately, my efforts to achieve orgasm were thwarted by a prat with a white-knight complex.”
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- Part 1 of The Playbook
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17 Oct 2025
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Five years after the battle of Hogwarts, birthrates are low, and the Wizengamot announces a surprise marriage act. Reclusive cursebreaker Hermione Granger, deeply uninterested in love, does her best to find a temporary solution while overturning the new law. Meanwhile, Auror Draco Malfoy, who has been harbouring secret feelings for Hermione since the day she punched him in the nose, is determined to treat his new wife with respect and honour, fighting his darkest desires every step of the way. He might even be successful, too, until an accident with a time-travelling cursed cabinet forces both to reckon with future versions of their partners, determined to show them what they really want.
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Hermione swaps places with herself fifteen years in the future and Daddy!Draco makes her fall in love with him. While Present Day Draco learns about his and Hermione's needs.
It's the Daddyfication of Draco Malfoy.
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- Part 1 of The Spiderwood Cabinet Universe
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17 Oct 2025
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Hermione Granger is a woman of intelligence and spirit. Draco Malfoy is a man of wealth and privilege. When they meet again, a decade after the second great wizarding war—they are not impressed. But when circumstances throw them together, dislike turns to attraction, attraction turns to passion and passion may turn into something more... If they can stay out of their own way and let love take its course.
~A modern-era, Dramione take on Pride & Prejudice~
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- Part 1 of Universal Truths Universe
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17 Oct 2025
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In Elysium, that girl behind the white mask, begging for permission to come undone could be the Golden Girl. That man behind the black mask making her beg could be the Boy Who Had No Choice. In Elysium, anonymity is key. If you could be anyone, who would you be?
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17 Oct 2025