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COMPLETED!!!!!
His arm pressed above her head against the wall, caging her in. He leaned close, storm-grey eyes glinting with wicked certainty, his breath feathering against her ear.
“I know,” he whispered, lips brushing her skin. “He doesn’t fill you the way I could…”
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- Part 1 of Malfoy, I'm Married
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Hermione Granger was just trying to have a normal Tuesday. You know: feed her overly dramatic cat, open a definitely-dangerous ancient armoire, ignore Cormac McLaggen until he wanders off to do whatever it is useless men do.
Instead, she got: A surprise heist, four suspiciously well-coordinated intruders in designer cloaks, one ancient book radiating “murder me” vibes and a front-row seat to what can only be described as a magical boyband breakup under extreme stress.
Inside the warehouse: Chaos, spells, and a near-bludgeoning featuring one decorative bust. Outside the warehouse: Harry Potter with 36 Aurors, a plan held together with sellotape and rage, and Ron Weasley seconds from committing murder on live Prophet coverage.
It’s like Ocean’s Eleven had a baby with Die Hard and gave it a wand, a trauma bond, and a lot of feelings no one is emotionally equipped to handle. The intruders say they want the cursed object. Hermione suspects what they really need is group therapy, juice boxes, and a very long nap.
The Vault is: 50% tension 30% sarcasm 20% bad decisions and 100% one Gryffindor witch with a coin-based panic button saving her own damn life while the wizards argue about tactical logistics.
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Hermione did the best she could once the war ended. She returned to school, became a successful healer and researcher, got married, and hasn't raised her wand in a defensive way in years. But the nightmares still come. Her marriage to Ron is floundering, and each day, she loses a little more of herself to a life she never quite imagined.
In order to get her marriage on the right track and prove that she's desirable, she accompanies Theo to the club he's part owner of. Once inside, she discovers more than just a kink or two that's been repressed within her. She discovers that perhaps she's not the bookish prude she's always thought she was. And maybe reclaiming herself and her happiness will be the best way to finally heal her traumatized past.“Tell me the last time Weasley made you come so hard you thought about it for weeks.”
I couldn’t.
“Tell me about an experience that left you fully sated.”
I couldn’t.
“Come to Nox, Hermione. You’ve fucking earned it.”
I couldn’t.
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Three years post-war, Hermione Granger is working in the Accidental Magical Reversal Squad with her rival, Draco Malfoy. In the run up to Valentine’s Day, a serious incident breaks out at a raunchy Muggle nightclub in London: Someone spiked the signature cocktail of the Valentine’s event with a new, stronger brew of Lust Potion. Meanwhile, Ron’s inconsiderateness in ending their relationship on Valentine’s Day, the year prior, continues to haunt Hermione. However, when things start heating up in the club, will Hermione’s icy approach to dating melt away?
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When ancient Egyptian tombs start yielding mutilated bodies positioned in ritual patterns, the Ministry knows they need their best curse-breaker on the case. What they don't tell Hermione Granger is that her assigned "security detail" will be Draco Malfoy—former Death Eater, current rule-breaking Auror, and the absolute last person she wants to be trapped in a pyramid with.
Draco Malfoy isn't thrilled either. Being bodyguard to Granger is clearly Potter's idea of punishment for his unauthorized use of dark magic during a raid. But as a former Death Eater trying to redeem his family name, he can't exactly refuse Ministry orders—even if it means spending time in the desert with Granger.
As they descend into labyrinthine tombs where ancient magic pulses through stone, they discover something more dangerous than cursed artifacts or murderous cultists.
Now they must navigate their complicated history while racing to stop another crazy murderer—all while fighting an attraction that feels suspiciously like fate.
