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Mike wheeler’s day off by orphan_account
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016), Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
14 Jun 2023
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Summary
Mike has been mastering the skill of skipping school since he was Holly’s age.
He’s learnt a few tips.
Parents always fall for the clammy hands. It’s physical evidence of illness. It’s a good, non-specific symptom. Parents are generally pretty gullible for the fever scams. Unless they’re like, doctors or physiotherapists or whatever. And to make them work you have to go to a hundred and one, a hundred and two. You get a nervous mother and you end up in a doctor’s office. Which is even worse than school.
He knows from experience.
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A Ferris bueller’s day off rewrite (and by rewrite I mean I found the script online and copied 80% of the dialogue) but add Mike Smoking, Willel chaos and completely erase any supernatural plot. So basically nothing from the show and everything from the movie. Enjoy!