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2025-12-06
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2025-12-14
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yes, you’re gay, yes so are your three other brothers

Anonymous

Summary:

mike: guys
mike: GUSY
mike: guys.

max: waht the FUKC do you want

mike: my three brlthers arw comign ovr

Chapter 1: adopt me

Chapter Text

THE party

 

mike: guys

mike: GUSY

mike: guys.

 

max: waht the FUKC do you want

 

mike: my three brlthers arw comign ovr

 

will: boris richie and miles??

 

mike: OMG HI WILL❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💕💕💕💕🥰😍😘💗💗💗💜💜💜♥️💛💙💙💙💖💞💞💞💞

 

will: HI MIKE❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💗💞🥹💖💗💕water droplets💖💖💖💖💖💕💕💞💞💗💕💞💞💕💞💕💗💗

 

dustin: are you two in a romantic relationship

 

mike: .

mike: turn around look at wht yuo seeeeeeeee

 

dustin: KILL YOURSELF

 

lucas: SON im crine 😭✌️

 

el: Hello, everyone.

 

dustin: omg hi el! 🥹🤞

 

max: el 😇✌️ hey queen 🤑🫰

 

lucas: hey el 😇

 

will: hi el!💕💕

 

mike: hi el.

 

max: youre so fucking gay

 

dustin: just get with will atp dude 😭✌️

 

mike: double uu tee EFF.

mike: shes my gf guys i HAVE A GIRLFRIWNF

 

lucas: TREAT HER LIKE ONE???????,??,,,,

 

mike: OMG hi el!! i love you so muchh!!!

 

dustin: is he turning over a new leaf

dustin: this is his new years resolution

 

mike: dusting im. actually gonna fuckign kil yuo.

 

will: did you just call him dusting 😭

 

mike: glad you found it funny!!!!!!!! youre the best will!!1😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😄😄

 

will: you are amazing mike 🥹

 

max: factgots

 

mike: YUO CANT SYA THST

 

el: What does that word mean? I do not believe I have heard of it before.

 

lucas: nothing………………..nothing el……

 

dustin: ask hopper

dustin: just make sure you dont repwat iy…

 

will: you should ask jonathan

 

mike: youre evil

mike: imloevyoi

 

will: what??

 

mike: nothing🥰🫰✌️🤞✌️🫰

 

lucas: BRO

 

dustin: max was right

 

mike: ok.

mike: ok.

mike: ok.

mike: ok.

 

dustin: MOM MOM REAPING GOIMG NWO

 

lucas: what is wrong with you

 

mike: dustin hop on femboy clicker

 

dustin: BRO YOUR JOINS ARW OFF

 

mike: my byad gyang

mike: theyre on tein 🤞🤞🤞🤑

 

dustin: okay i jon

 

lucas: these are NOT my frirnds bro 😭✌️

 

max: you just joined them

max: lucas i think we need to break up.

 

lucas: STOP WAIT NO PLEASE IMSORRY

 

mike: ts cracking me

 

dustin: WOAHHHH

dustin: WHAT is it doing to to you??

 

mike: im gonna steal your best brainrot

 

dustin: kill yourself

dustin: youre gonna get brutally molested by sixteen autistic clowns

 

mike: ahha

mike: ahahahahhahahahahahahahhah

mike: i gte that referencw

 

dustin: we must be related

 

mike: can we make out

 

dustin: WHAT

 

max: i know what you are michael james wheeler

 

will: guys can we play adopt me pls

 

mike: OF COURSE WILL!!!!!😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄💕💞💞

 

dustin: ok.

dustin: so when i ask to play adopt me you eont but when will asks suddenly its all you want to do.

 

mike: yes

 

dustin: alright.

dustin: ur doxxed bud

dustin: can you break up eith el so i xan have her

 

mike: WHAAAAAAT

 

max: huh.

 

will: WHAT????

 

lucas: WHYAATTTT

 

el: Have me?

 

mike: dustin. never in a million years did i expect this.

 

dustin: letsnjust playa dopt kembrp..

 

will: im gonna scam you

 

dustin: WHAT

 

will: what??

will: all i asked was your best pet! 😁

 

dustin: no stop

dustin: Stop

dustin: Ok

dustin: kys

 

mike: ill fuckinf kill uyo

 

dustin: okay damn 🫩

 

mike: I LIKE MEN

 

dustin: WHERE THE FUCK DID THAT COME FROM

 

mike: bottom of my heart

mike: love you will!!!💞💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💞💗💖💖💖💖

mike: *meows*

 

lucas: kill yourself

lucas: just for that

 

dustin: dont worry mike i will roleplay

dustin: *meows back, his tail shifting to rest upon his paws.*

dustin: WAIT OMG GUSY WHAT ARE YOUR WARRIOR CAT OC NAMES

 

will: OMGOMGOMG

will: IVORYSTAR

will: SHES WAS IN A CULT

 

lucas: icestep

 

mike: WILL MINE WAS IVYSLASH 🥹

 

will: MATCHIFN!!!!❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

 

max: what the fuck is warrior cats

max: youre all nerds

 

dustin: you dont know what warrior cats is.

 

will: oh ok

will: KILL YOURSELF

 

dustin: WHAT

 

lucas: WHYAAAAAT.

 

max: HUH

 

will: THAT WAS MIKE I SWEAR I WOULD NEVER SYA THTA

will: IM SO SORRY

 

mike: mind you we are literally in different states.

 

el: I am sorry, but I am not familiar with ‘Warrior Cats’? What is that?

 

lucas: the best book series EVER

 

mike: you need to read it el

mike: seriously

mike: will read it to her

 

will: i was going to actually

 

mike: youre so smart💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

 

will: thanks mike 💞💞💞💞😄

 

max: theres a slur for this

Chapter 2: hawkirk

Summary:

losers lcub time

Notes:

GUYS GUYS okay i know this took way longer than it needed but like lusten…. oajy so i have like ten million tests, my mom took MY DOOR SO I CANT STAY UP LATE TO UPDATE THIS, its the holidays, and like lowkey my sister is moving so 🥺💔

Chapter Text

the big wises victims

richie: heylo
richie: hellooooou

bev: hey rich😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

richie: HI BEV😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

bev: 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

eddie: can you guys SHUT THE FUCK UP

richie: OH EM GEE
richie: EDDW
richie: 3¥¥83
richie: IST EDDIR

bev: not a single time did you spell his name right

richie: no stop
richie: im aura famring

eddie: stop

richie: i am JUST being myself.
richie: why do you hate me for being myself huh.
richie: fucking hater

stan: you’re being extra annoying today

richie: well hello to you too stanley
richie: anyways there is something i have to tell you all but first
richie: BILL
richie: BILL
richie: BILL
richie: BILL
richie: BILL
richie: BILL
richie: BILL
richie: BILL
richie: BILL
richie: BILL
richie: BILL
richie: BILL
richie: BILL
richie: BILL
richie: BILL

bill: yuo actually just wokw me up
bill: what
bill: deadass if its not like pennywise came back or something im going back to bed

richie: WAIT
richie: LET ME GET MIKE AND BEN 🙁🙁

eddie: jesus christ

richie: dont say his name in vain richard
richie: thats what my mom says

eddie: ….ok

richie: damn okay.
richie: MIKE
richie: MIKE
richie: MIKE
richie: MIKE
richie: MIKE
richie: MIKE
richie: MIKE
richie: MIKE
richie: MIKE
richie: MIKE
richie: MIKE
richie: MIKE

mike: what could you need at
mike: 7:34 in the morning

richie: wait ok imneed ben

bev: ill get him

richie: THANKS WUEEN🥹🫰🫰🫰🫰🫰🫰🫰🫰
richie: beverly is now eddie status

bev: i dont wanna be THAT important to you

richie: dman okay you dont wanna be my best friend okay

bev: i think eddie is not jsut your best friend

richie: WHAAAAAAT
richie: false
richie: accusations pls im not gay
richie: i swear
richie: like swear swaer
richie: im not gay
richie: i really like girls
richie: i swear

bev: okay youre not gay

ben: but if you were it would be okay 😊

richie: BEN
richie: its ben guys its ben

eddie: we can see that
eddie: we arent blind

richie: okay well i AM os
richie: fuck yiu

eddie: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

stan: richie he says he is crying because of how mean you are

richie: why are you two hanging out.
richie: why are you doing that.

stan: because we are friends
stan: friends hang out

richie: well im ur guys friend too

stan: well yes
stan: but
stan: fucking jealous ass 🫩

bev: okay richie what did you have to say

richie: OKAY SO
richie: im lowkey going to hawkins indiana
richie: like next week

eddie: WHWT

bev: WHY are YOU goung to hawkins

ben: what bev asked

mike: 🥺🥺 hawkin….

richie: mike im crine
richie: 🥺🥺 hawkin….

bill: literally why are you foing to hawkisn

eddie: richie FUCKING ANSWER

richie: damn ok bro……….
richie: ladies ladies

stan: answer the goddamn question

richie: RIGHT
richie: so
richie: i kinda
richie: well
richie: so like
richie: IM A QUADRUPLET

bill: WHAT

eddie: oh god theres more of you

bev: WYAT

stan: what does that even have to do with going to hawkins

richie: fucking dumbass im going to my moms house 😿
richie: my other brothers besides the one that lives with mom are all coming there too

eddie: so you are leaving us

richie: NO
richie: eddie i will call you everyday in fact ill write letters everyday dont you worry i will even text you goodnight and morning and that i love you every day 🥹

eddie: so
eddie: so i was just asking but
eddie: but ok………

richie: oh
richie: well im only gonna be there for like two weeks

stan: AND YOU OFFERED TO TEXT HIM THAT YOU LOVE HIM EVERY DAY?? 😭

richie: STOP
richie: Kill Yourself

bev: its supposed to be like
bev: Keep Yourself Safe

richie: yeah but im straight to the point
richie: get it cause im STRAIGHT
richie: STRAIGHT
richie: IMMNOT FUCKING GAY

mike: we know………………

bill: this is making me not know

richie: yeah alright
richie: bill ur next ok

bill: for what.
bill: RICHIW FOR WHAT?????

richie: dont you worry.
richie: eds

eddie: thats not my name

richie: can we call every day 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

eddie: we already do that richie

richie: oh youre right🥹
richie: but like
richie: we should call every morning for breakfast
richie: and then for lunch/midday just to see how we are doing today
richie: and then dinner and we stay on call all night and sleep together on call

eddie: why

richie: because you are my best friend

stan: “lets call every second of the day every day and sleep on call together”
stan: “youre my best friend”
stan: richie youre like

richie: shut the fuck up

stan: okay

bill: alright so
bill: when are you leaving richie??
bill: like what day

richie: next wednesday 😿

bill: we can help you pack😁🤞

richie: you are the best bill
richie: love yuo
richie: SEE I SAY I LOVE YOU TO ALL MY FRIENDS
richie: fucking take that

bev: richie just stop 😭