20 Works in Albus Dumbledore is a Little Shit
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Second chances by Lylahjean09
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies), Harry Potter - Fandom
13 Dec 2025
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Sirius knows he must protect Harry. He has always knew ever since his stupid mistake of a change of heart and mind. So when he manages to escape his cold prison he knows he has to take Harry far away from the ministory and magic. But not to worry! He has convinced Remus to come with him to kidnap his godson and live on the run with the traumatised kid!
But what he didn't expect was the muggles. And now he won't stop trying his best to protect him.Harry is just kind of oblivious.
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A Slippery Gryffindor by Ivan_Cookie19
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, ワンパンマン | One-Punch Man
13 Dec 2025
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You know, there has to be some sort of word for when you wake up one day in the body of a nameless child–baby at that–on the doorstep of an orphanage.
The one I like to use is: irony.
There also has to be another word for mistaking your ‘rebirth’ into another world for a completely different universe.
I actually have a word for it that fits the description perfectly: STUPIDITY.
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Leva thought she’d been dropped into Mashle.
She was wrong. Spectacularly wrong.
By the time she realized she was actually in Harry Potter, she had already trained herself into the strongest eleven-year-old—possibly the strongest human—to ever exist.
Now she’s heading to Hogwarts with four siblings she’d kill for, a castle full of unprepared professors, budding romances none of them are ready to admit to, and an ancestry that definitely shouldn’t exist in this universe.
Seven years, one overpowered girl and zero preparedness from Hogwarts.
The wizarding world has no idea what’s coming.
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After seeing Harry’s future, Death decides to save him from all of it by rewinding time to when there was no Voldemort… just Tom riddle.
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Harry and Severus make a bet with Albus regarding his insane plan for assigning couples for the upcoming Yule Ball. Albus decides to play matchmaker, but his manipulations meet some resistance. Will Severus swallow his pride, or will Harry dance alone?
Part One of a Prompt Challenge I made up over a decade ago that no one else wanted: Three Snarry one-shots based on Disney songs.
Repost from FFN profile, original posted 2014 - lightly polished update
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- Part 1 of Disney Challenge
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After seeing Harry’s future, Death decides to save him from all of it by rewinding time to when there was no Voldemort… just Tom riddle.
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Flower Girls by TheStarsLookVeryDifferentToday
Fandoms: Marauders - Fandom, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Nov 2025
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Lily Potter and Petunia Dursley have a notoriously fraught relationship, but it wasn't always that way. A long time ago, the Evans sisters were the best of friends. But things took a sharp turn when Lily starts to develop signs of magic. An angry Petunia and a hurt Lily have to learn to grow up in and navigate two different worlds alone, as magic becomes a barrier between them.
Dual POV (Petunia+ Lily Evans)
Disclaimer: I hate JKR. SAY IT WITH ME: You are not a feminist if you only support and fight for white cis straight women. Being a feminist means supporting and accepting ALL women, including women of colour, trans women, gay women, and everything in between. She built a beautiful world that contains many lessons and morals about love and acceptance, but JKR doesn’t practice what she preaches.
No one is making money from this, so please don't copy and paste it to a different platform that will. AO3 is a nonprofit and that's why I'm posting here.
Also, this fic was written by two separate authors. We've signed our chapters
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Don’t let the phone ring too long by banannaballpython for DamnItNiel_TheNamesNuwanda
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Nov 2025
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James, Peter, and Sirius all met at secondary school, but meet Remus on the first day of year ten, and are best friends within hours. They have fun and cause chaos, Sirius joins the potter family, there’s an accidental lavender relationship, and lots of silliness.
I do not support the author.
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Severus Snape and His Hatred toward Pumpkin Spice Lattes by Mikel_Snape
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Oct 2025
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Severus Snape woke up every day hating his life. Coffee was the only thing that seemed to dull the pain.
What happens when he cannot even rely on that anymore?
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- Part 2 of Harry Potter Crack - by Mikel Snape
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The Magical World was meant to be his saving grace — the ultimate confirmation that he was worth something, that he wasn't completely unwanted.
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- Part 1 of Man or a Monster
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“Hi, who are you?”
Four simple words on a white paper bird. Who sent the bird? Bored in his “History of Magic” class, Draco starts responding.
As more paper birds appear after each returned note, Draco finds himself getting attached to his paper friend, wanting to know who he is pouring his heart out to.A friendship between a snake and a paper bird – unheard of, but never impossible
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Harry potter seems to have a bit of a temper and steals hermiones time turner from her. Running away quickly, he bumps into luna lovegood, as the time turner spins them all the way into the year 1940. It spun so fast, that it snaps in two.
Luna and harry try to find their way out while harry is secretly being held down by these new rushes of power, as the soul connected to him is alive in this world.
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'I solemnly swear that we will all die' by Ami4Maze
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Apr 2024
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We all know Harry Potter - the young Chosen One who changed the fate of the world of magic, where all the legends and myths were becoming reality. But what if we took not one step back, but three? Four, five?
What if we were introduced to a world even before young Harry's life?
My friends... meet Messrs Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs, who will reintroduce you to a world of magic overtaken by chaos, where rescue was just the end of everything.
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'Uroczyście przysięgam, że wszyscy zginiemy' by Ami4Maze
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Apr 2024
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Wszyscy znamy Harry'ego Pottera - młodego Wybrańca, który odmienił losy świata magii, gdzie wszystkie legendy i mity stawały się rzeczywistością. A co jeśli cofnęlibyśmy się nie o krok wstecz, lecz o trzy? O cztery, o pięć?
Co jeśli poznalibyśmy świat jeszcze sprzed życia młodego Harry'ego?
Moi drodzy... poznajcie panów Lunatyka, Glizdogona, Łapę i Rogacza, którzy na nowo przedstawią wam świat magii ogarnięty chaosem, gdzie ratunek był tylko końcem wszystkiego.
/rozdziały będą pojawiały się co tydzień we wtorki
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Persephone Potter and the Heart of Revenge by LittleMissMycroft
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Dec 2023
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The best compliment and the worst curse a child can hear from their parents, depending on the context, is the phrase, "I hope you grow up to have a child who turns out just like you."
Every child is the product of its parents, for better or worse. We are an amalgamation of them, perfectly combined with past experiences and the people who have left an imprint in our lives. A kaleidoscope of pain, triumph, and love.Lily Potter wanted nothing more than for her daughter to have a different life than she herself had. A better one. So far, the girl's life has been far from desirable. Well, from the bottom we can only go up...Right?
Year 1 rewrite with Femharry and Severitus thrown into the mix. (AKA what happens when you're in a Severitus mood and accidentally listen to Beetlejuice's "Say My Name" while reading such fanfics. Readers be warned!)
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- Part 1 of Malum Granulum
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Albus Dumbledore made many mistakes in the past. Neglecting the powerful teenage parselmouth would not be one of them.
Overnight the Dumbledore's gain a new member. None of them are happy about this. Tom being the least happy of the three. However things might start looking up for him when he keeps his sanity, and gains the tutelage of one of the most powerful wizards in all of Britain.
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Everything I Wanted by Slytherclawwhore
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter - Marauder's Era
18 Oct 2023
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Vivienne Flamel (or Vienna because her full name's 'way too long') is the student most would love to either be or bring down. She's smart, strong and capable of great magic, which is expected when coming from such a powerful wizarding family, and seems to be absolutely fault-free. This is not the case. After being dragged to a party and drinking perhaps too much, she ends up in bed with the one and only Sirius Black. She regrets it immediately after and tries to go about her everyday life as usual however it's not that easy when she finds out she's pregnant with his child and she's got to go through it all without him.
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A Grim Old Place, Number Twelve by Polkadot_Paragua
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Jun 2022
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Number Twelve Grimmauld Place is a sad, dark place. Full of dark magic. Full of dark memories. Full of rooms long forgotten, trinkets long forgotten and stories better untold. How can a place be this full, Sirius muses, this dense with so much bad, and at the same time be so empty? So lonely?
Somewhere in between all the densitiy of pure evil and the emptiness of anything else, is Sirius, trapped in cold walls, in a cold world, in a cruel new role he didn't apply to.
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James and Lily Potter see their friend, Remus, at their graves...
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- Part 4 of Minerva McGonagall's Wizarding Wars
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Love You With Your Wings (These Are Your Skies) by Doodsxd for twentxthree
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Mar 2020
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But, as luck had him, Potter didn’t let go either, holding him as desperately as Draco clung to him. They navigate their friend’s strangeness to their relationship, navigated through hexes and Finite Incantatem and a lot of Howlers burned during breakfast, hand on each other’s, constant, solid presences on each other sides.
And while Draco had a little mark on his chest promising all his love to someone else, he couldn’t care less, because he already had all the love he wanted, all the love he could wish for.
He could only hope Harry felt the same about him.
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this is something i started to write on tumblr based on this idea i had:
headcanon that Dumbledore chose Newt because of his looks to fight Grindelwald.
I bet he thought “yes this cutie will be enough to distract Gellert’s gay ass”
And Grindelwald screams internally through the entire movie because ‘fuck you Albus I know why you’re doing this and it’s not going to work’
But Newt looks at him with those pretty eyes of his and Grindelwald has never felt so weak and gay in his entire life.