1 - 20 of 394 Works in Lord English (Homestuck)
Navigation
Listing Works
-
Tags
Summary
The Dersite royal family are famed for their powerful magic, but Prince Dave does not have any. Prospit is an insular nation who believes magic to be inherently corrupting and wicked, and yet Princess Jade has magic flowing through her veins. When their marriage is arranged to end a centuries-long war, they have a lot to figure out.
-
Tags
Summary
Home to the lost, the desperate and the hopeless, Neo City is a cold and heartless place, the neon-lit refuse heap of the universe. Mighty heroes and villains—Powers, everyone calls them—fight for control of the city, but someone’s got to look after the little guy and that duty falls to you. With your trusty sidekick the Seer of Doom at your side, you sort out the missing people, the burning buildings, the muggings, even the robot cats stuck up artificial trees when you have to. But tonight you have bitten off more than you can chew. It’s not about helping someone any more. A monster who feeds on the innocent is getting bolder and stronger, and the fate of the entire city depends on you stopping them.
(It is inconsequential that you wish to remain a small-scale hero, Joey. You have a purpose in all of this—you are the lead dancer in the cruel ballet of Fate, if you will—and I can’t have you hiding from the spotlight forever.)
-
The Thief, The King, and I by HomestuckFanauthorCoalition, sarcasticcelery
Fandoms: Homestuck
15 Sep 2025
Tags
Summary
A lone pirate on the high seas reminisces about her long lost lover, as an old foe emerges from the depths to have them meet again.
Series
-
Tags
Summary
Detective Dirk Strider is assigned to a suicide case at Betty Crocker Robotics that turns out to be something much bigger involving sentient robots and a pool ball eyed supercomputer. Oh, and chief robot psychologist Dr. Jake English is also there…to stay.
(I, Robot (2004), but make it Dirkjake!)
-
The Legend of the Home Stuck by HarryHinderson
Fandoms: Homestuck, Deltarune (Video Game)
07 Sep 2025
Tags
Summary
An attempt at making a Delta Rune style prophecy for the B1 session of Homestuck.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 334
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 8
- Hits:
- 121
-
Tags
Summary
The Handmaid finds herself brought back to life as The Condesce’s sex slave, but this new situation won't turn out like her new master expects.
-
Tags
Summary
there was something strange happening to you. something very motherfucking strange.
///
in which gamzee loses his fucking shit (in a different order) -
Tags
Summary
A character study of sorts centered on Lil Hal. The best character from the hit webcomic Homestuck. We love Lil Hal. Stan Lil Hal.
Rewritten in order to flow into a comic I've been writing! The original is still up for your viewing pleasure.Series
- Part 1 of Splinterstuck Dubiously Canon Fics
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,216
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 5
- Hits:
- 48
-
Tags
Summary
Dirk Strider is a frazzled detective working on Skaia to catch a notorious criminal mastermind, Jake English. English is notorious for his mastery of disguises and his paradoxically philanthropic pursuits. When Dirk thinks he uncovers English's next big plot to destroy the city, he soon learns that there's more to the scheme-- and to English-- than he thought.
-
Tags
Summary
homestuck summary but i replace most of the words with weed they all use weed pronouns even the objects
-
absolutely outrageous homestuck satire mpreg fanfic which does not have a fucking title by 4d3lxx
Fandoms: Homestuck
09 Jun 2025
Tags
Summary
in this shitty homestuck crackfic which is intentionally meant to be ass, somehow mituna captor gets fisted so bad that he got impregnated by cronus ampora which leads to other terrible events
-
Tags
Summary
The clown spends this holiday in a circle of corpses…
-
Tags
Summary
A decade ago, the sidekicks Coolkid and Kiddo Eclipse were the two most promising up and coming heroes. Both powerful in their own right, together they made an unstoppable duo…
Then Coolkid died, leaving Kiddo Eclipse to shoulder the burden of both their legacies.
Ten years later, Jade Harley (now going by Lady Eclipse) is about to prove herself worthy for the Skaian League - the international team of heroes. All she needs to do is take out the notorious gang of criminals known as the Felt.
(Ten years later, Dave Strider is just trying to move on and live his life.)
-
Tags
Summary
All seems normal at Cascade Mall.
Drama between coworkers and workers from different stores, the crushing weight of never having left your hometown, and the even more crushing weight of being forced to come back after years of being gone. John Egbert returns home for the first time in years to friends he hasn't seen, and must figure out how to come to terms with life passing him by. He carries a great secret, and the more the Mall unravels, the less he is inclined to share it. -
Tags
Summary
Your name is Karkat Vantas. You've got a vigilante team of freaks and weirdos to run, and a city to protect, and a long-dead crab-god under your skin, and a ring on a chain around your neck, and an axe to grind with Alternia City's most infamous gang.
You're going to hunt the Scratch down, come hell or high water, and make them pay. And whoever their new pet murderer is, he's not going to stop you.
-
Found at last by Celticstoner
Fandoms: Homestuck, 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime), 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Manga)
28 Feb 2025
Tags
Summary
After centuries and many lives, the 16 tribes of Homestuck finally defeated the creepypasta curse, Lord English but how and what happens once the villain is defeated? Well, readers come and read to see.
-
Tags
Summary
1. Xefros swapped his voice to quiet the rage.
2. Chahut swapped her childhood for the eyes of a god.
3. Tagora swapped his soul for the gift of undeath.
4. Folykl swapped release to find him, find him, find him.
5. Baizli swapped a stranger’s life to please a demon.
6. Marvus swapped his role in the story for you — so run.
7. Amisia swapped her friend for the Empress’s tenuous peace.
8. Kuprum swapped all his light for the machine.
9. Galekh swapped his family’s teachings for this — he’s lost his way home.
10. Marsti swapped years for a cleaner world.
11. Barzum swapped emptiness for a slice of someone else’s soul.
12. Dammek swapped his happy ending to meet his boyfriend new.
Series
- Part 4 of Homestuck Horror Drabbles
-
Tags
Summary
Huh. Do you think it could’ve worked?
-
Tags
Summary
When Karkat brushes death, the Carnival is waiting.
-
Tags
Summary
They had beaten the game, and the three beta kids were faced with a door. a wooden one. Reaching out, Dave opened it, to a green lit room.
"Ah yes, welcome. Come on in."
A familiar voice rang out.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 915
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 4
- Hits:
- 136