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Stede gets too drunk at Lucius and Pete's wedding, but that doesn't stop him from wanting to pleasure Ed within an inch of his life.
Over the following week, he goes several inches beyond that.
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- Part 4 of amuse bouche
- Part 50 of Smutty Gentlebeard AU one shots
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South Jersey realtor Stede Bonnet goes to a NYC play and becomes smitten with actor Edward "Blackbeard" Teach. After sending him a fan letter, the two connect and become enamored with each other although both have issues to overcome.
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Edward thought he was very wise when he suggested that his centaur lover should take a year to think deeply whether he wants to tie his fate to a human forever. In fact, that was so selfless and enlightened of him that it was almost out of character. Edward was surprised himself.
It was a good idea though, and one that would allow the rewards to multiply for Edward to reap.
The Truce Moon has arrived, so he’s on his way to the meeting point, with his young heart filled with impatience, love and apprehension, knowing that if he sees Stede standing on the little clearing that it means that he has definitely – and completely freely – decided to give his heart to Edward forever.
Ed will just make a short detour, to obtain a wedding gift worthy of the joyous occasion.
And to unwittingly start a war.
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1972. Ed Teach meets Stede Bonnet in a gay bar. He's the perfect man-- or he would be, if it weren't for one thing.
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About Devotion and Desire by psychedelicgoolash
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist (Anime 2003)
21 Sep 2025
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“You were pinning me down.” Ed sat up on his hands and clenched his jaw, telling himself his logic was sound as he transmuted his blade away. “And I was trashing.”
“Oh, yeah?” Envy mirrored his words from earlier, and to Ed’s mortification, let his eyes slip lower down the human’s lap. “A scrappy, little thing like you likes to pick fights. You do this with all the bad guys?”
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- Part 1 of About Devotion and Desire (Bayside)
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There was probably something to be said about how many of Ed’s most prominent tattoos were of things he was absolutely terrified of. The giant snake on his arm, for example. Or the not one, not two, but three enormous spiders on both feet and his left hand, that instead of desensitizing him, had just led to him religiously wearing his black leather glove...
So he couldn’t even really blame the choice of a kraken on drunk stupidity alone. Though that night’s events were all a bit of a blur and he wasn’t even entirely certain that he had even been the one to make the call.For years, Edward Teach had been hiding safely in Blackbeard’s shadow. But the only thing scarier than being seen clearly might be not being seen at all.
He’d long ago written off being recognized and held unconditionally and without judgment as a childish dream—until he discovered that some dreams might be far more real than they should be.
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Heaven is here if you want it by littlefingies for oatmilktruther
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
19 Sep 2025
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Stede clears his throat. "So - the ropes. Um - could you teach me how?"
Jim hums a bit. "Yeah. But when you're tying someone up for fun, it's different than tying up some Navy fuck. It's easy to accidentally hurt someone, or like, make their fingers turn black."
Stede wrinkles his nose. "Uck."
Jim laughs. "Yeah, I've heard some wild stories. So yes, I could teach you. But I would need to show you."
"Like a demonstration? On me?"
"Not on you, you need to be able to see. Probably need to take notes even, make sketches. I'd have to show you on Ed."
Or, Jim teaches Stede how to properly tie up Ed. And then they fuck about it.
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When Zheng's partners are unavailable when she returns from a long business trip, Ed and Stede unexpectedly proposition her.
She's lonely and horny. Why the hell not?
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- Part 2 of Neighbors with Benefits
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[Podfic] Late Blooms by KalansPhantom by WhiskyTangoForeigner
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
17 Sep 2025
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Stede Bonnet has been a beta for 46 years until one year everything changes. He's gotten a divorce, a new apartment, a new job, and suddenly he's presented as an omega with no idea how to deal with all the new changes. As his first heat looms he does his best to get by. After all, he's not a pup, he should be able to handle being in heat, right? It can't be THAT bad.
Edward Teach has been listening to his neighbor read bedtime stories through the thin walls of their apartment. They're soothing, comforting even, and he's come to love them. He'd already had a bit of crush on the beta, but when he opens his door one morning to a flush faced Stede Bonnet asking for pillows and the scent of omega, that crush soon hits critical mass.
This is a podfic of Late Blooms by KalansPhantom.
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Edward Teach has been living as Blackbeard, a world famous DJ, for too long. He hides his face behind a mask and finds that he's losing himself further and further in the persona he's tired of dragging on. The only thing that's ever cheers him up are kitten videos, one especially, a man that goes by the Furry Gentleman.
When he sees their rescue is looking for fosters Ed sees a chance for him to step away from Blackbeard and see just who Ed is.
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- Part 9 of Twitfics/Skyfics
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Podfic of "Prize Every Time" by ElapsedSpiral by Kninjaknitter
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
08 Sep 2025
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Stede Bonnet and Ed Teach are falling in love. The only problem is Stede Bonnet and Ed Teach also happen to hate each other.
(It’ll make sense when you read it, promise.)
Modern AU where these two lunatics own rival pirate themed theme parks at the English seaside. Unbetaed.
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heart-shaped glasses by defiledbeautifulthing, florence_after_midnight
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
05 Sep 2025
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“Wouldn’t mind, you know?” Ed’s voice is a shy murmur, and if Izzy wasn’t already laser-focused on every single one of the boy’s movements and breaths, he likely wouldn’t have caught it.
“What?” Izzy tries to catch another glimpse of Ed’s face, but his expression is a mystery, hidden behind a swath of hair.
“If you were thinking about my tits.”
While trying to tolerate it when his mother marries a man he’s literally never met, Ed overshoots.
Izzy only wants what’s best for Ed, but his house-of-cards composure is threatened by the boy’s every breath.Series
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Izzy and Ed are friends, first and foremost - no matter how often they hook up in the back room at the bar Izzy manages, or how true it is that Izzy would move heaven and earth for Ed.
So why is Izzy so jealous of Ed's crush on Stede Bonnet, a textbook trust-fund closet-case who Izzy can't avoid for the life of him? And why is Izzy so obsessed with figuring Stede out?
Stupid fucking Stede Bonnet.
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Bored and alone at an academic conference, Ed meets Stede, who invites him, on impulse, to crash someone else's wedding.
Ed's life will never be the same.
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On Bad Luck by psychedelicgoolash for White_Assassin
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist (Anime 2003)
31 Aug 2025
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Envy snickered, low and telling, and Ed saw his clothes transmute away from the corner of his eye. Envy slipped his own index and middle fingers into his mouth and sucked, lips tight, pulling them out with a lewd pop. “I know how to make you talk.” He eased Ed's leg up high, bending him forward, till his metal limb audibly strained. The other hand, wet and sticky, squeezed the soft flesh of his flank and he pushed that aside too, exposing the human’s erection and ‘nads, nosing down his happy trail. “I know how to make you howl.”
One-Shot for White_Assassin's birthday.
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- Part 2 of About Devotion and Desire (Bayside)
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Lure You Like A Landslide by achmonomer, KalansPhantom
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
27 Aug 2025
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Edward Teach has been a part of MI-5 for over twenty years, a ruthless agent known for closing cases no matter the cost. Through his long career, though, he's never encountered a person as strange and frustrating as the Gentleman.
The man is a ghost, a quiet hand that slices through the underbelly of the upper class through blackmail, robbery and hacking that leaves the wealthy fearing drawing his attention. Ed's tried to corner him, but every time the Gentleman eludes him in an elaborate game of cat and mouse. It's become his obsession, his calling, and for years he's remained little more than a phantom in the underworld.
Enter Stede Bonnet, a computer specialist that partners with Ed to try and trace down the digital footprints of the Gentleman. Stede's bright and brilliant, funny and uniquely positioned to understand the motivations of the upper class. He's also handsome and fascinating in a way that makes Ed painfully aware he's falling for his partner.
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Of Leap Years and Lighthouses by Temporal_discounting
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
23 Aug 2025
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In Ed's experience, there's nothing quite so effective at snuffing out a crush than the disappointment of a mediocre roll in the hay.
So, Ed has a plan: One quick fuck to get this crush on Stede out of his system.
It's a good plan. Solid, simple, and definitely, one hundred per cent foolproof.
Right?
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Stede and Ed have fought their way back to each other, killed Benjamin Hornigold, and faked their deaths at Okracoke Island. Now they’re setting sail into their new life with the crew of the Revenge.
But the past doesn’t go away just because they’ve declared their love. The crew is still unhappy about that whole “attempted murder” thing, and neither of the co-captains is very good at relationships.
When the Revenge finds a cursed necklace, things begin to go wrong. The co-captains must lay the curse to rest, come to terms with the things they’ve done—and maybe, just maybe, work their way towards true intimacy.
Along the way there’ll be storms, swordfights, handsome rival pirate captains, naval battles, seagull goddesses, and lots of talking it through, as a crew.
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An ancient Egypt AU for OFMDReverseBang, based on the prompt: Ed is joyriding in his chariot pulled by his trusty horses, Izzy and Fang, when he sees Stede on a papyrus skiff, looking beautiful while picking flowers in the marshes under the sun. He loses control of his chariot and crashes into the sycamore grove of a fancy villa which he learns belongs to the pretty man picking flowers!
A GB-centric fic, though other characters feature in very minor roles.
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After the confrontation with Ned Low, Ed thought he might finally have a bit of peace. That maybe he and Stede could, at last, find a rhythm. Something calm. Something slow...
But being with Stede Bonnet was anything but a slow burn.
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