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A hungry college student named Stolas finds empty restaurant run by Blitzø, and he decides to do something about it.
Spoiler Alert: Stolas can't boil water.
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03 Jan 2026
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The Tayle of the Dredd Pyrate Blitzo by powerxtrip for GlitterKoneko, HelluvaBoink
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
17 Sep 2025
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For the last four years, Captain Buckzo and her crew have terrorized the seas of Envy - interrupting shipping routes, plundering gold, and sinking a bunch of ships belonging to rich assholes (once they had been robbed, of course).
She's living her best life; free to fuck, drink, and plunder her way across hell until a chance encounter with a Goetic Princess changes everything. Now she and her crew are on a quest for their biggest haul yet...as long as they can keep their heads.
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29 Dec 2025
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In Memoriam by Lost_Romantic for DancnDiva83
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series), Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
12 Jan 2026
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This is a compilation of Stolitz story concepts that members of the Helluva Boss fandom and greater Hellaverse community are free to adopt and make their own, courtesy of the recently departed, DancnDiva83 (Adrienne Williams).
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28 Dec 2025
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26 Dec 2025
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surgam et circuibo civitatem by fiendish (saltwaterling)
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
09 Dec 2025
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“You like that, hun?” Blitz hummed. Then, “Top or bottom?”
Hun felt better than big guy. “Bottom,” he answered, without missing a beat. His little host laughed again.
“See? You do know what you want.”
Stolas hires his long lost friend as a hooker, the traditional way.
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- Part 6 of stolas-pov psychosexual dysfunction
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- English
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- 3,257
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- 1/?
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09 Dec 2025
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Every day at 5pm sharp, a tall, well-dressed man steps into Blitzø’s coffee shop, orders a single slice of cake, and disappears just as quickly. At first, Blitzø chalks it up to routine, but, determined to uncover the story behind his elusive customer, he starts digging.
Curiosity turns into conversation, and before long, Blitzø finds himself drawn to the man’s awkward charm. But, as feelings start to blossom, he must ask himself a difficult question: What if the person he’s falling for, isn’t all he appears to be?
A Stolitz human AU - with a twist.
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04 Dec 2025
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Blitz, I can’t accept this.
yeh well ur goin 2
What could I possibly need a phone for? The only person I am trying to reach won’t even answer my calls.
wow well ok fuk u too i gues
maybee idk use it to txt ur fukin boyfrend?????Is that what we’re calling it now?
yeh watevr
How romantic.
tats me baybee
mistr grand fukin roamnticSorry I can’t respond I’m too busy 💕swooning 💕
yeh wel u bettr pik ur sexi fethers asss up off the floor and explane wtf dis grosery list is
i cant find any off dis shit--
Picking up after the events of Sinsmas, told through a series of Reddit posts, text messages, and various other online media from different characters. Also there are illustrations because why the fuck not.
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- Part 1 of CosmicBird is online
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23 Nov 2025
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They don't have a deal anymore, they haven't had one for quite some time. But that doesn't extinguish the desires they'd once helped each other to fulfil.
When Stolas discovers an opportunity to reignite what they once had, it doesn't come in the form he'd been expecting.
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21 Nov 2025
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He was so beautiful, when I met him.
The worst thing is, Crowley knows he was. No great yellow eyes that made babies cry, no stupid snake tattoo crawling up his ear that made strangers ask if he’d been to prison.
And he smiled, all the time. He was happy. Secure in the knowledge he was so, so loved.
At least he thought he was.
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23 Oct 2025
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For the 2025 Helluva Musical Bang; inspired by 'Espresso' by Sabrina Carpenter.
Blitzø and Stolas are coffee shop rivals, clashing annually at the 7 Rings Coffee Cup, the biggest award for pro baristas in hell. They're both in their last year of eligibility, and are locked in a tie. Add in a dash of long simmering sexual tension, an ex-wife with a bet to win big, and some threats of sabotage and you have a recipe about to change their lives forever.
Will their tension boil over, or will it all turn to burnt beans?
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- 30,196
- Chapters:
- 7/7
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23 Oct 2025
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Spending so much of his life isolated and shackled by the expectations of the Goetia, there's a lot of things Stolas missed out on and didn't get to experience.
Thanks to Blitzø, Stolas has been able to start living freely and experiencing so many new things he never imagined.
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Blitzø and Stolas do ecstasy together and horny things happen.
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18 Oct 2025
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Eggs Can Be Almost Bliss (as long as I get my kiss) by GlitterKoneko
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
23 Nov 2025
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This is starting off as just a bottom blitz week submission, but its going to be a fun little romp into egg-in-Blitzø lol Just as a heads up for future chapters. I'll update the summary as I am able to post more chapters
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Blitz comes back from a particularly difficult workday and needs some comfort from his owl on his cozy, cozy couch.Bookmarked by JaeOctopi
29 Sep 2025
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“You truly need help. I’m getting help. Why aren’t you?”
“Why the fuck would I need help?! I’m doing fantastic, thank you very much!” Blitzø shrieked, crossing his arms.
“Because you’re incapable of healing.” Stolas’ voice broke, and he turned back toward the stairs, heading for the door.
“Ooooh fuck you! I can heal! Just watch me, bitch!” Blitzø screamed after him, right as the door slammed in his face.
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There are so many things Blitzø fucking hates about Stolas—and what better place to rant about every single one of them than in therapy?
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- English
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- 7/7
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27 Sep 2025
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"Wh—hey!" Stolas yelps, watching as Blitzø takes a long gulp of his drink.
"Hmm, that's not half bad," he says, sliding the empty glass down the bar toward Husk. "What? I can get you another one," he says as Stolas stares from him to the empty glass.
"I—that is hardly—you have your own!" Stolas stammers, gesturing at Blitzø's glass.
"Yeah, it's empty. See?" Blitzø holds up the empty glass for inspection. "You want to try one of mine, or you want more of whatever Husk mixed special for you?" He wiggles his eyebrows again, for emphasis.
Stolas can't stop thinking about the fact that Blitzø's mouth was on the same glass that his was on, and he doesn't seem to care at all. Stolas, on the other hand, is having a very hard time thinking about anything else.
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Human AU. Stolas stumbles across a post on the internet, learns some things, and decides to divorce Stella early, before Octavia turns 5.
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24 Sep 2025
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When he saw the tattered poster declaring a carnival in Greed the other week, he should’ve kept walking. He shouldn’t have paused, he shouldn’t have checked the dates or added them to his phone calendar. He definitely shouldn’t have ended up on Sinstagram, scrolling through picture after picture of a stranger he used to know better than he knew himself.
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Blitzø and Fizzarolli run into each other for the first time in 15 years at a carnival in Greed. They try to avoid each other, but once they realize it's inevitable, they finally reconnect. Blitzø can't help but reminisce on the past, and wish he knew what their future could be.
Inspired by the song 'Taylor' by Ashe, written for Helluva Musical Bang 2025 & ft. art by orpheusaurus
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- 8,545
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- 1/1
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16 Sep 2025
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Most teenagers couldn’t wait for their 18th birthday, because for most teenagers it symbolized a time when you truly gained your independence and had the freedom to do what you wanted when you wanted.
For Stolas, turning 18 felt like the exact opposite.
“What if you married someone terrible? Like… someone super embarrassing, or whatever… that even if your Dad made you get a divorce no one wanted to marry you because of how terrible they were?” Blitzø asked.
Stolas stared at him for a long while before answering. “I am marrying someone terrible and embarrassing. Her name is Stella.”
“No, Stols.. what I’m saying is what if you married someone like an imp? Wouldn’t that be enough to make them not want you anymore? Matter of fact, make it a dude, just to really drive it home to the other Geotia that you’re totally unhinged.”
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Or; Stolas and Blitzø remained friends after meeting as children, and Blitzø has the brilliant plan for them to get married to tarnish the Prince's reputation so that no other Goetia will want to marry him. And for absolutely NO other reason, or ulterior motive. At all.
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20 Aug 2025
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“One million.”
Fizz froze.He didn’t dare look up.Didn’t dare believe his own ears.
But that low, amused chuckle that followed—
He couldn’t possibly mistake it.
It was… Ozzie.The King of Lust.
A figure who’d sometimes “drop by” the VIP seats during their old performances.
What the hell was he doing here—
Bidding on him?Bookmarked by JaeOctopi
11 Aug 2025
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Blitz is an upcoming entertainment mogul, alongside his sister Barbie Wire and his father Cash Buckzo. Together, they have crawled out of the ashes of tragedy and into great wealth; all in a bid to find answers. Who burned down their circus thirteen years ago and why? Seeking to gain even greater influence amongst the upper echelons of Hell society, they offer their services to an upcoming Goetian Gala, held by none other than King Paimon himself. To prepare for the occasion, Cash attempts to reign in his unruly son by hiring a well-renowned attendant: Stolas of the Ars Goetia.
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10 Aug 2025
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The Assassin Around the Corner by caitsoprano for pipsqueakparker
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series), Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
09 Aug 2025
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A You've Got Mail AU. After Adam's death, Lucifer's agreement with Heaven not to kill Hellborn is now at risk. Lucifer tasks Paimon with reducing Hell's Sinner population. To do this, Stolas and Vassago establish an assassination business in Imp City to kill Sinners threatening IMP’s business when clients start dying before they can pay.
Meanwhile, unbeknownst to both of them, Blitzø and Stolas have developed an online relationship on Sinstagram while unhappy in their current relationships. What happens when they meet in person?
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- English
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- 30,711
- Chapters:
- 6/6
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- 2
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- 125
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08 Aug 2025
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Who You Are, Not What You Are by AllThingsAnime (TheAssassinLover)
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
23 Aug 2025
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Blitzø is an omega disguising himself as an alpha. In a world where omega imps are seen as jokes, it's imperative he keep this secret.
He does his best to hide from everyone, even Millie and Moxxie, but most of all, Stolas.
After all, if the alpha Goetia knew he'd been letting an omega dominate him this whole time, he'd likely have Blitzø’s head.
Except suppressants and phermone spray only go so far, and eventually Blitzø was bound to slip up.
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- Part 1 of It's Who You Are
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23 Jul 2025