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    Ever since a monster killed his parents, Techno hasn't ventured beyond their little home in the woods. It's a lonely existence. And cold. And hungry. But it just doesn't feel right to enjoy things without them. It's what he deserves.

    Because Techno is the monster that did it.

    Or at least, that's how Techno feels until he meets other werewolves for the first time. A whole family of them, somehow horrifyingly kind despite their affliction. Are they foolish to try to invite Techno in, considering what he's done? Can he turn them down when the alternative is the endless isolation and fear?

    Even as a bloodthirsty beast, Techno is weak to some terribly human impulses.

    Techno is a newly turned werewolf who's on his own and set on keeping it that way. Phil, Wilbur, and Tommy are a werewolf pack that don't quite agree with him. But even they can't fix everything, and they have a loaded history of their own...

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    14 Dec 2025

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    “Ok. You can come with me. But never forget that you’re goin’ to be in constant danger. You’ll never be able to settle down, you’ll never be able to call a place home. You won’t make friends or have people smile at you. That is what you are agreein’ to.”

    Tommy slightly wavers and Techno’s heart nearly rips in two.

    “But you’ll be there the entire time? You won’t leave?”

    “Never.” No way in hell.

    “Then I don’t care. As long as you don’t leave me alone, I don’t care.”

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    Technoblade finds a lost kid in a forest and decides "Yup. Mine now."

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    12 Dec 2025

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    Techno didn’t start out as a problem child.

    In fact, for a little while, it seemed like adults were clamoring to get their hands on him; the cute little bunny hybrid that he was. But that was a long time ago. Now he just has the lurid memories of their hands and eyes. Always reaching. Always watching.

    Techno just wishes everyone would disappear and leave him alone.

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    12 Dec 2025

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    Tommy was too young to remember the first time he scraped his skin hard enough to bleed. According to his parents he was barely two, just learned to walk and immediately chose to run. 

    He’s always been that way, it seems. Rushing onwards to seize every new opportunity without a moment’s hesitance. Tommy is sure that when he fell, he got right back up. He’s sure he only laughed and kept on running, paying no mind at all to the trickle of blood dripping down his puny, pudgy leg.

    That is - until the bleeding didn’t stop.

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    Reckless, chronically-ill Tommy frequents the Crow's Nest Family Hospital, charming the staff and other patients in the process. Obviously found family is what follows.

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    11 Dec 2025

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    Techno stops, narrowing one eye and glancing to Phil. “He’s almost eighteen.”

    “No,” Phil replies firmly, a deep-set worry in his face. “Techno, no. They are children.”

    Techno exhales. “Well, we aren’t here for the runt,” he mutters, and Phil makes a wounded noise. “Just the King.”

    or: newly crowned after the death of his parents, child king Wilbur Soot thinks he's hiring a royal advisor and a captain of the guard. In reality, his council has contracted Phil Watson and Technoblade as assassins on the grounds that the entire kingdom is unhappy with Wilbur's rule. Throughout it all, Tommy wastes away in his room, some sort of mystery illness chipping away at his health.

    Wilbur and Tommy are none the wiser, and Techno and Phil have to make a decision.

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    11 Dec 2025