Waddiwasii
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Day one in uniform, and newly minted Deputy Stiles has already managed to irritate his father, outshine his own awkward tendencies to make everything, uh, well, awkward, and also accomplished the fantastical feat of arranging a threeway glare-off at gunpoint with his old booty call.
The third part is a pig.
Not exactly the professional debut he envisioned.
At least he got half a hand job out of it?
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All works in this series share the same universe and overarching plot. You can read them in chronological order to follow the full arc, or read each one as a complete, standalone work.
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"Enough," Stiles cuts in, voice cracking on the tail end. "Dad – daddy, please.”
Both Derek and his dad turn toward him in unison, mirroring each other with a, “Yes?” – one surprised and paternal, the other smugly amused.
Fuck.
This is it. His final moment. He’s going to die of mortification, right here, right now. Just bury him between the frozen cheesy pizzas and the off-brand chicken nuggets.
Carve it on his fucking tombstone: Here lies Stiles Stilinski. Killed by his own goddamn mouth.
Or: One fucking glance. That's all it took. A bored flick of those impossibly green eyes and a gruff, “You’re blocking the keg, kid.”
Gone. Absolutely, irreversibly fucking gone. Like, one moment Stiles was a person; the next, he was Derek Hale's latest conquest. It was kind of great – well, at least until Derek totally flipped the table and suddenly it definitely wasn't all that awesome anymore.
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- Part 1 of Connected Standalone Stories
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A fairy tale for those who no longer believe in magic,
but who dare to name it nonetheless.Beware the boy with the wolfish grin,
whose name is stitched in ash and sin.
He walks by moon and speaks to flame,
but do not ask for he’ll not give name.Also:
Twenty minutes later, Stiles could conclude two things:
His cloak did indeed still fit.
As did Derek’s penis.
And it was still just as marvelous as he had (quite recently) remembered.
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Derek Hale doesn’t do routines, but somehow the loud-mouthed, tattooed menace behind the counter at Poké Me Gently quickly becomes a habit he can’t quite shake.
Stiles is nothing but trouble wrapped in sarcasm and sharp-tongued lewdness, all clever wit and easy charm, and Derek can’t help but let him in; into his apartment, his bed, and into his guarded, lonesome life. In the end, it’s not the potential for heartbreak that haunts him at night, no. It's the certainty that, even after ruin, he’ll still want Stiles with a hunger that outlives any betrayal.
Sometimes Derek wonders if his entire bloodline was forged specifically to keep therapists employed for the next hundred years.
Maybe happiness decided to skip him on purpose? Like it looked at the Hale family tree and said: nah, way too fucking flammable.
It would be just his goddamn luck.
Or: Trust is a blade, and Derek keeps handing it to people who smile when they twist it. He doesn’t know if Stiles will end up being one of those people or not, but it wouldn’t exactly surprise him.
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Stiles works at a bookstore.
Derek owns the building.
They meet on a Tuesday.
By Sunday, he’s moving into Derek’s spare room.
It’s not meant to be anything at all.
But turns out to be everything he ever wanted.
And now Derek doesn’t know how he could ever possibly let him go.It starts with Wuthering Heights and ends with Stiles in Derek’s bed. Somewhere in between, there’s an eviction notice, a spare room, and the terrifying possibility of being loved back.
Oh, and a one-eyed cat.
And sex.
There’s also sex.
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These stories share the same universe and overarching plot. You can read them in chronological order to follow the full arc, or read each one as a complete, standalone work.
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High school is tough enough without the added chaos of crushes, awkward pining and questionable choices, but when you’re trying to navigate the unpredictable waters of teenage love, things get a whole lot more complicated - and way more awkward.
Part 1: Stiles (Posted)
Part 2: Derek (Posted)
Part 3: Stiles (Posted)
Part 4: Derek (Posted)
Companion pieces
Christmas Sexy Times (Posted)
Derek meets Stiles dad (coming soon)
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A series of one-shots detailing Stiles' sexual adventures as he embarks on a journey.
Of the sexual variety.
Preferably with Derek.
It's gonna be dandy!
Feat: Kinks up the kazoo, embarrassing mishaps and maybe a little bit of lovin' thrown in for good measure.
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01 Jan 2026
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“Oh!” He turned to Stiles. “Is he your new bodyguard?”
Derek saw Stiles stiffen at that, wondering why, but before Stiles could open his mouth to insist that, why yes, Derek was his bodyguard like the brat he was, Derek spoke first.
“I’m Mieczyslaw Stilinski’s bodyguard.”
The confused look that crossed Scott’s face now was kind of annoying. Scott looked at Stiles, then back at Derek, and then at Stiles again.
“I see…?”
(SNYE - January 27th - Bodyguards)
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- Part 27 of Sterek New Year's Extravaganza
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(Podfic of) The Bite That Binds (The Gift That Gives) by Rubykatewriting by chemm80
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
11 Apr 2014
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Stiles steps in at the wrong moment and is forced to accept the bite or die.
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28 Dec 2025
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You're Just An Empty Cage Boy (If You Kill The Bird) by cirquedusoleil
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
29 Oct 2014
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Stiles can't remember the last time he's spoken.
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25 Dec 2025
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Derek wasn’t in denial, he knew an alliance with the north was the only chance they had, but there was no time. The mountains were treacherous, wide, a terribly dangerous journey that took the most experienced travelers months. The Argents would be on their doorstep in weeks. “Even if a messenger manages to cross the range and find someone willing to meet and even begin the discussions, we would be destroyed before they returned.”
Scott shrugged. “Then we’ll fake it.”
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King Derek and his closest advisor Scott decide to fake a marriage alliance. Stiles is the unlucky bastard who looks the part.
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