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“You want me to stay with you,” Aventurine said slowly. God, Ratio probably thought he was a complete idiot right now. Then again, was that really any different from before?
Ratio nodded. “Yes,” he said.
“... Why?”
“Because you can’t take care of yourself,” Ratio said. “And I have enough time on my hands to endeavor to do so.”
“You want to teach me how to take care of myself?” Aventurine said. He was starting to sound like a parrot. Ratio gave him an empty stare.
“That is, in fact, what I said,” Ratio sighed, exasperated. Had Aventurine annoyed him? Whatever, that didn’t matter. If he had, then that was better: Ratio would finally leave him alone.
“Are you sure?” Aventurine asked.
Ratio’s face was slightly pink. Was it hot in here? “Yes, gambler, I am sure. How many times do I have to repeat myself?!”
“No more,” Aventurine said hurriedly, holding up his hands placatingly. “I understand now. Well, I don’t understand why, but I understand that you’re serious. Confusingly.”
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“You have hanahaki?” Ratio asked slowly. Aventurine nodded feebly. “... I am sorry.”
“It’s fine,” Aventurine lied. He felt tears well up in his eyes. Of course Ratio would never say “I love you too.” Not even when Aventurine was dying because of his love for him.
“If there is anything I can do to help—”
“There isn’t,” Aventurine said. His voice cracked. He sat up, suddenly uncomfortable with being so close to Ratio. He swallowed back tears. Aventurine did not cry. Aventurine was just another cog in the workings of the IPC, and tools did not cry. Kakavasha cried. Kakavasha was dead.
“I wish there was,” Ratio said. Aventurine scoffed. Ratio didn’t even care the slightest bit about him, and here he was, saying he wished he could help Aventurine? How ridiculous.
“You don’t get it,” Aventurine said. Against his will, tears started to pool in his eyes. “You don’t get it!
“I—”
“No one loves me,” Aventurine sobbed. “No one loves me, and they never will!”
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Aventurine opened the vial, and Veritas watched him closely as he took a sip, hand reaching out too late to stop him. They both waited with anticipation. Veritas’ eyes widened, frozen in place.
“I don’t feel any different,” Aventurine said.
“Perhaps it takes a bit to activate, dearest gambl—”
Aventurine disappeared into a burst of white smoke, and Veritas blinked in alarm.
“Gambler? Are you alright?”
There was a tiny cough, and then another, and then another. Veritas watched in awe as the smoke cleared and a tiny figure with blonde hair and Aventurine’s eyes became visible. The tiny Aventurine’s clothes were far too big for his figure, and the shirt and coat went down to his knees, the collar hanging off his shoulders.
“Gambler? Is that you?”
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the only heaven i'll be sent to by angryavocado
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
20 Jul 2024
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Ena forgive me, Sunday thought, and he got on his knees.
He worshiped Aventurine’s thighs, kissing every inch of skin. Acted like Aventurine was his only god. His shining idol. Whispered, “I adore you,” against his skin. Quiet enough that Aventurine couldn’t hear him.
Sunday hadn’t known how to do any of these things before Aventurine. Aventurine had taught him. Before Aventurine, he’d been entirely clueless. Didn’t even know how you had children. He just assumed he would figure it out when the time came, when he was married to a pretty woman that his father and sister liked. An arranged marriage, most likely. Something that would be good for his family.
Well, here he was, on his knees for someone who wasn’t his god. And someone who wasn’t a woman, either.
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please, hurry, leave me, i can't breathe by angryavocado
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
07 Jul 2024
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“I wonder about your family sometimes,” Ratio said. “The Sigonians were a very interesting people, and I wish I had more than one subject to learn from.”
He didn’t say, I know you miss them. He didn’t say, I wish I could give them back to you. He didn’t say, I could be your family, if you like.
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It’s a routine mission with Anaxa. Mydei dies, nothing particularly noteworthy, but he wakes up somewhere very different from the ruins they had been investigating.
Something warm shifts against Mydei’s body; soft, bare skin, followed by a quiet breath. A head of teal hair rests on his chest—
“Anaxa?!”
Mydei jolts upright, pulling away from the naked Anaxa clinging to his body.
Why is Anaxa naked? Why is he in bed with him?
Why hasn’t Mydei already been shot?
Accidental (Temporary) Time Travel + Woke Up Married
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- Part 4 of Amphoreus MyNaxa Fics
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21 Dec 2025
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Abiogenesis by GeesBeeg (notsofreshavocado)
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
07 Dec 2025
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Phainon sires a child, gains a new crush and has a grand epiphany about his own gender in perhaps the worst conceivable way possible. Mydeimos finally finds a person he can open up to, but he fears his new more-than-friend may have a possible substance abuse problem.
Anaxa would like to add to the record that they weren't responsible for anything, least of all any instances of medical misconduct, and Aglaea tries to work through feelings, new and old to finally lay her heart to rest.
None of them are having a good time. All of them come out of this experience for the better. Especially Cifera.
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the trials and tribulations of coming out by sweetpotatoTM
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
24 Jul 2024
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El looked around the circle, carefully scrutinising the faces of each Party member. Mike lifted his face and stared back at her, eyes wide and panicked. Hopefully she didn’t notice. “If there are two gay people…” she said, and then looked directly at Mike. Okay, no. Nope.
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in which mike's reaction to will coming out involves falling into a table and cracking his head open. and then coming out himself.Bookmarked by angryavocado
06 Dec 2025
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The CEO is homophobic by OmegaCatGirl
Fandoms: Original Work, y/n and CEO - Fandom, y/n - Fandom, ceo - Fandom
30 Nov 2025
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“PLEASE SIR”
He drifts his black orbs to y/n before turning back at you.
“I…suppose I can make an exception.”
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Castorice has a plan: she’s going to lock Phainon and Mydei in a room until they confess their feelings for each other. Only… why do they keep escaping the locked rooms?!