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Domestic Bliss by lorkhansweenis
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Penis Survival Multiplayer
04 Jan 2023
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Shitty goes on a mission to imprison Penis. It doesn't go as expected.
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Written for Year of the OTP 2023, January.
Prompt: mission fic.
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- Part 2 of Year of the OTP 2023 (Shittypenis)
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I Don't Wanna Talk (I Just Want to Cry) by lorkhansweenis
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Penis Survival Multiplayer
02 Jan 2023
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Shitty remembers his first kiss with Penis.
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Written for Year of the OTP 2023, January.
Prompt: first kiss.
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- Part 1 of Year of the OTP 2023 (Shittypenis)
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Now your life is back-to-front by lorkhansweenis
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Penis Survival Multiplayer
14 May 2022
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Takes place right after the Anus Ravine war, when Penis traps Shitty in the cave and leaves him to rot, except he doesn't because I don't want him to do that. Everything after post-war is not happening.
. . . If ur just here for the lolz and haven't read the lore, ^basically before the electrocution scene.
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Why does it always seem to come back to him? To Shitty? Shitty doesn't care about Penis anymore - he hasn't for a while now. . . So why does it still hurt so badly, why can't he let go of this intangible pain? Of Shitty?
Takes place at the start of the 'Penis becoming a better person' arc if that hasn't been renamed
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Year of the OTP 2023 (Shittypenis) by lorkhansweenis
Fandom: Penis Survival Multiplayer, Video Blogging RPF
04 Jan 2023
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“Blessed Spirit, we thank you for the gift of this child’s life. We are forever in your debt.” The whole village is kneeling now, even the tiniest toddlers flopped down on their stomachs doing their best approximation of a bow. “Please, won’t you give us a name to call you? We would like to properly express our gratitude.”
Oh.
Well shit.
(Where Zuko saves a little Earth Kingdom girl from drowning, the villagers think he's a Spirit, build him a shrine, and long story short, a fake story about the Blue Spirit who dances with dragons suddenly becomes very real.)
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04 Jan 2026
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Zuko has always had this instinct to protect his sister. He's hunted the Avatar for three years for this very reason. He has to get back to Azula.
But what will he do when that same instinct presents itself when he comes face to face with the Avatar? A child, one who needs his protection far more than Azula ever did.
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04 Jan 2026
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On the day before Ba Sing Se falls, Katara decides two things: 1) not to stop for a cup of tea; 2) consequently, the fate of the world.
Behind the walls, Zuko loses sleep, runs errands, contemplates treason, and drinks a lot of hot leaf juice—not necessarily in that order.
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04 Jan 2026
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While Mighty Oaks Do Fall by WitchofEndor for distractedKat
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender
27 Sep 2024
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High Sage Kenji blesses Fire Prince Zuko with the resilience of the reed, who bends in the wind and never breaks. When he is done, Fire Prince Ozai narrows his eyes, seemingly displeased by this blessing. But Kenji does not speak for himself; he is only a vessel.
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The newly-crowned Fire Lord Ozai offers his firstborn son to service in the temple.
This turns out to be a catastrophic mistake.
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03 Jan 2026
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"No. We were brought here for a reason, Sammy." He grinned at her, a flash of white teeth. "We're here to wreak havoc."
Sam was not on board with that idea. Absolutely not. They weren't here to exploit this new world. They weren't going to mess with the story just because they could. And she wasn't grinning right back at him.
No.
Of course not.
They were here to make things better. They were here with the foreknowledge of what would happen so they could help people. She wasn't thinking about how much chaos they could create, or how someone like Jim being Harry Potter was going to destroy the entire plot. And she definitely wasn't thinking about the damage they could do to just about everything with magic at their disposal.
She wasn't.
"You're right," Sam leaned across the table so they were inches apart as she whispered, "Let's fuck shit up."
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16 Mar 2025