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    Sarah
    Does anyone have the number for Shane's girl from Boston? I feel bad that they've been seeing each other for this long and we've never added her here.

    Jackie
    Oh good point! Let me ask Hayden.

    Jackie has added Lily to the conversation

    Lily
    what
    what is this

    Or: Ilya Rozanov is, apparently, one of the girls.

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    21 Dec 2025

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    so cute

  2. Public Bookmark 53

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    Seven years after the war, Hermione Granger is assigned to investigate an epidemic sweeping through Knockturn Alley. She knows nothing about linesia—the mysterious, addictive potion that's left a trail of bodies in its wake—but all she's given is an empty case file and a liaison to the Department of Mysteries: Draco Malfoy. Reclusive, taciturn and insufferably secretive.

    When a single detail exposes Malfoy's connection to the potion, the investigation turns into a head-on collision.

    Past bleeds into the present, and two unhinged alchemists are forced into collaboration because they are, reprehensibly, the only two people brilliant enough to untangle a catastrophe of their own making. And somewhere along the way, their working theses about each other are marvelously disproven.

    ALTERNATIVELY: a thesis on creation through careful and intentional destruction, where love is the product of volatile transformation.

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    09 Dec 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    must finish reading over winter break

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    Upon learning about an upcoming couples-only work retreat, Hermione Granger happily announces to her rival coworker and the Minister of Magic that she is engaged to be married.

    Unfortunately, Hermione is *not* engaged. In fact, she is incredibly and painfully single. Recklessly, Hermione doubles down on the lie and decides to hire someone to pretend to be her fiancé for the next three months.

    Enter Draco Malfoy—a man more perfect for the role than she could have ever anticipated.

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    06 Dec 2025

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    Hermione Granger is used to disappointment.

    When it comes to her love life, she’s given up hope of ever finding a meaningful connection. Seven years after the war ended, she finds herself trapped in a relationship she didn’t want with a wizard she can’t stand, suffocating under the weight of fame she never asked for.

    Draco Malfoy wasn’t supposed to be released from Azkaban for at least another year. After he shows up to the restaurant where Hermione just so happens to be on a date looking more handsome than she remembers, she can’t seem to get the tall blond out of her head.

    And he keeps popping up at the strangest of times.

    When a scandal she can’t avoid leads her to uproot her entire life and move to Paris, Hermione is ready for a fresh start. But what happens when the one-night stand she tried to leave behind in London comes calling?

    Chaos. Blackmail. Some light to moderate stalking.

    He says they’re meant for each other. She thinks he needs to get his head examined.

    What could go wrong?

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    29 Nov 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    must try to reaaaaaaaaaaaaad aaaaaaaaaaah

  5. Public Bookmark 15

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    A solo traveler visiting London crosses paths with the band she’s in town to see, on a night they are feeling up for anything.

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    29 Nov 2025

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