starks_johnson

Portait of Jemma Simmons, a character from the show Agents of Shield



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    Ilya Rozanov has a "tiny car accident" (his words). Shane Hollander has a full-scale, system-shutdown panic attack about it. Meanwhile, a horrified Hayden is praying for someone to throw him in a lake and tell him that this is all just a big joke, or maybe for a meteor strike; he is really not picky. J.J., on the other hand, is trying to bleach the image of his sweet captain making out with Ilya fucking Rozanov from his brain.

    It's a very normal day for the Montreal Canadiens.

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    15 Dec 2025

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    absolute comedy gold

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    Post-NWH.
    The Avengers haven’t been much of a group since they defeated Thanos, since a large fraction of the team died, retired, went AWOL or MIA. It’s mainly up to Sam and Bucky – with some help from a still recovering Tony – to catch the latest enhanced serial killer roaming the streets of New York.
    Until a random college student from MIT named Peter Parker suddenly seems to have some answers.
    Sam is cautious. Tony is intrigued. Bucky is the voice of reason for a change.

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    23 Oct 2025

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    At seventeen, Harry Potter never expected a simple letter to change everything.

    But now, he suddenly finds himself caught between two worlds and one impossible question: what does it mean to belong?

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    15 Sep 2025

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    Goose didn't mean to stick around when he died. But here he was, attached to 3 people and still yelling at Mav 30 years later.
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    aka Guardian Angel Goose is tied to Iceman, Maverick, and Bradley and proceeds to spend 30 years yelling at all of them for being idiots in some fashion. Though only 1 of them can see him

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    03 Sep 2025

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    Goose is really lucky that he doesn't age any more bc wrangling these three dumbasses would've left him a silver fox three years in

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    Seresin men love with reckless abandon. It’s put every man before him in the ground.

    Jake refuses to be buried.

    He flies like he has nothing left to lose (he doesn’t), a one man army (he is), leaving everyone else in the dust (so they don’t leave him). Admiral Kazansky claps him on the shoulder, says he expects great things from him, and Jake’s smile is feral as the rest of his flight school cohort looks on in disbelief.

    Hangman, they all say, like Jake’s entire personality was a long con, and he ranks first in class.

    Rooster doesn’t look at all.

    (They've got history spanning the better part of a decade and they are absolutely, positively not over it.)

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    01 Sep 2025

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    tweedle-dee and tweedle-dum but like, squared, that's what i'm talking about *bangs credit card* just like any good aroace non-binary person i like my men gay and stupid, and wowza am i being fed today :D