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The Blue Phone Volume XII: The Spooky House on Shady Lane by KalabarzFunhouse
Fandoms: The Blue Phone (original enough series by Sasa Lele), Furry (Fandom), Chip N' Dale: Rescue Rangers (all media types), Dawn Chorus (Visual Novel), Subliminal (Video Game), The Weeknd (Musician), Lana Del Rey (Musician)
17 Jun 2026
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A sprawling collection of three relatively individual stories that revolve around a real house in Toronto whose location is modified to be eerily almost anywhere the plot pleases. Technically, everyone's both a victim and a villain here in the happy house where a survivor of the British craze of the '50s resides.
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"The Horror!" (Story A): A group of baddies in the 2010s team together to make a surprisingly intimate podcast regarding a certain abandoned establishment in their hometown of Waco, Texas, the exterior alone of which reminding the quartet of when they moved away to Brooklyn.
"Pounce House?" (Story B): Chip, a local detective, is called to investigate the basement of a residence in Toronto - and somehow winds up on Hosmer Street in Washington near a Bass Pro Shops - some six years after a particular vehicular decapitation in Hurricane.
"Glass Balloons." (Story C): Lake's been having nightmares of waking up in the attic of a house wherein everyone inside is surrounded by balloons, paranoia, debauchery, and often self-deprecative depravity in Westport... but Lake and his crushes are staying in a camp in Norway.
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- Part 3 of The Blue Phone
- Language:
- English
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- 1,171
- Chapters:
- 1/30
- Hits:
- 5
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It's Only Us by Catfishkisser
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
17 Jun 2026
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Adrian gest too antsy after decades of radio silence from their mate. A smaller crew sets out to recover the ship, but is soon forced to turn back after rescuing a strange alien from a blood-filled moon.
Adrian/Simon centric
POV is translated from Eridian-speak, you're welcome gang <3If the chapter titles seem sporatic that's because I'm naming them as I please. I did cook with chapter 25 tho
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Our Bones Carried Us while The Bear Tried to Beat Us by VienkaVienka
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
16 Jun 2026
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Ilya once felt free only in Moscow’s underground queer clubs until he left it all behind for hockey, for an escape and something safer than an increasingly hostile Russia. Years later, the Olympics bring him back and now Shane is there.
What if "Not Now Hollander" and "We are nothing" was one of the best things that happened to Hollanovs early relationship?
What if they are both up against something far greater than the impossibility of their relationship?
What does fear, real, state-sanctioned fear and violence do to love? What happens when repression isn’t abstract, but present in every movement, every glance, every risk taken?
What if Joe the figureskater, Leah, and Max are going to change lives and an unexpected Russian queer in exile becomes Ilyas fairy godmother?Shane arrives in Sochi 2014 focused only on the game. He doesn’t see the danger. He doesn’t listen when Ilya says no, but is then forced to open his eyes through events he has no control over. When Shane stumbles into the reality of violence against queer people, his world shifts.
And somewhere, far from Russia that is no longer a home, Ilya searches for a way back to trust and back to Shane. -
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You thought the cabin offered an escape from your violent past as a mercenary. You thought you could outrun the bloodshed and live a quiet life alone in the woods.
You were wrong.
He lurks in the shadows, and unfortunately, his obsession is fixed entirely on you.
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The Lord Who Promised The World To The Slime by 0M0shiroi_PTPF3N
Fandoms: Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series), Minecraft (Video Game)
16 Jun 2026
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Post SFAWTDE/DAWTDE College AU!
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We Made Monsters of Ourselves by TheSilentScribbler
Fandoms: Hogwarts Legacy (Video Game), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Jun 2026
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Ominis Gaunt, Vesper Vane and Sebastian Sallow’s friendship fell apart rapidly at the end of their 5th Year. Before his best friends—once his closest allies—did the absolute unthinkable turning Sebastian in, cracks already appeared. 6 years later and friends turned traitors and enemies. Salazar's Vanguard's War of 1897 against the Rookwood-Gaunt Syndicate is just around the corner. All was not well with our Silver Slytherin Trio, but shit has finally hit the fan.
With 17 Aurors dead, all sides need or want hér head. And Sallow?
He's obsessed and orders his men to capture her. Vesper is hunted down, exhausted, ill and to make matters worse: Ominis left her side too.
Partly set after Sebastian's escape from Azkaban, the story reunites Ominis, Sebastian, and Vesper in CHP 4. Time has passed, they have all changed: one works as a Healer, the other became a Dark Wizard, the latter an ex-Auror on the run.
'Right - kindly remind me, Vane, who exactly started this mess again?'
'We can do this the easy way, or we can use Veritaserum. Choose.'
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You should know better by CyborgLemon
Fandoms: Cyberpunk 2077 (Video Game), Cyberpunk & Cyberpunk 2020 (Roleplaying Games)
16 Jun 2026
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V should have known better.
A former counter-intelligence officer at Arasaka, a rising star trained to smell betrayal before it entered the room, V knows Dexter DeShawn cannot be trusted. The plan is too thin. The fixer is too eager. The prize is too large. Every instinct V has left tells him the Konpeki job is wrong.
But Night City does not reward caution. Jackie wants the big leagues. Evelyn has her own agenda. Dex is trying to claw his way back into relevance. And V, stripped of his corporate life, buried in debt, and haunted by how easy violence has started to feel, needs the job to work.
He should know better.
V̶͎̐ ̴͚͌c̷̹̾a̴̩̔n̵͙̈́n̷͍͝o̸̝͗t̶͉̍ ̷̥̒t̵̡̐ȑ̵̨u̵̫͆s̴͚̋ț̷̕ ̸̟̾V̸̛͜.
In this alternate Cyberpunk 2077 story, Corpo V survives the fall from Arasaka with his instincts intact and his doubts growing louder. With weeks left before the Konpeki job, he takes contracts, upgrades his chrome, and tries to prepare for the heist he already suspects is a mistake.
The danger isn't just Dexter DeShawn, Evelyn Parker, Arasaka, or the Relic.
It's the fact that V should know better—and keeps going anyway.
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You're the closest to Heaven that I'll ever be by daydreamtale
Fandoms: QSMP | Quackity SMP
16 Jun 2026
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This time, Graf’s spying went too far. The North begins to lose trust in him, and to salvage what's left of their fragile alliance, Juan proposes a solution—an arranged marriage between their factions.
Quackity is chosen because The North didn't want to expose any of its members to marriage with the madmen of Polish Cave.
Multi lost at rock, paper, scissors.
A coincidencehad entwined their fates together, but it might turn out to be the best that ever happened to them.
Or the worst.
After all, who said there has to be only one god?or: arranged marriage AU when they fall in love and go absolutely batshit crazy together while holding hands and dancing on scorched ground.
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Your friend suggests playing Minecraft wanting to try a new mod they downloaded. She failed to mention being thrown into the game itself when you boot up the game on your PC.
Something’s watching you. Signs are being left, things are being moved, and you swear you see something out of the corner of your eye. You can’t leave. You’re stuck here. What the fuck did your friend do?
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You Really Shouldn’t Keep Your Hair Long In A Zombie Apocalypse by MonsterBunnyy
Fandoms: 光が死んだ夏 | Hikaru ga Shinda Natsu | The Summer Hikaru Died (Manga), 光が死んだ夏 | Hikaru ga Shinda Natsu | The Summer Hikaru Died (Anime)
15 Jun 2026
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If you can’t be yourself when the world ends what was the point of everyone dying?
in the unfortunate circumstances of a post-apocalyptic world Tsujinaka Yoshiki and Indou Hikaru go through the unlikely path of self acceptance whilst they try to survive. -
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“All women are angry. The least we can do for our grandmothers is not pretend that we aren’t,” she told Caroline. "So let's get angry,"
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Sabrina Forbes returns to Mystic Falls with two goals: to keep her cousin Caroline safe and keep most of the supernatural trauma at bay. She's grown up with a Shedim as her best friend, but Sabrina never thought vampires, doppelgangers, and witches would be a problem. Or this annoying. Eventual Elijah/ OC. -
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Graduation is quickly approaching, but unfortunately for Kyle Broflovski, that just meant working even harder to impress his Dad and those assholes funding his scholarship. Not even Stan, his best friend, could help, not after what happened on Sunday…
Besides that point, how was he expected to fit tutoring that Kip Drordy kid in his packed schedule?
Between strange gifts and clawing paranoia, how was anyone expected to survive the year with their GPA intact?
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This Ain’t Misery (But I’d Break your Knees to Keep you Here with Me) by void_of_thoughts
Fandoms: Waterparks (Band)
15 Jun 2026
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Awsten wasn't known to ask for help, even when he so obviously needs it. But when a stalker threatens everything he's built and worked for, he decides to swallow his pride.
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The Last Orbit by sporesofspinjitzu (mossandspores)
Fandoms: LEGO Ninjago (Cartoon 2011-2022), Among Us (Video Game)
15 Jun 2026
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The Bounty-II was supposed to be simple: a seven-day Rite mission serving as the final test for the next generation of space protectors. For cadets raised within the Program since childhood, it was more than training—it was tradition, expectation, and the future they had been shaped for their entire lives.
But when the ship drifts into a sector tied to sealed reports and long-buried incidents, the mission begins to unravel.
An unknown infection spreads quietly through the systems and crew alike, twisting technology, behavior, and trust into something unrecognizable. As communications fail and paranoia takes hold, Cole, Jay, Kai, Nya, Lloyd, Zane, and Pixal are forced into impossible choices: who can be trusted, what risks are worth taking, and how far loyalty can stretch before it becomes dangerous.
Every action carries consequences. Every hesitation matters. And aboard a ship built on decades of sacrifice and carefully hidden truths, survival quickly becomes more than staying alive.
Because some things in space don’t die quietly.
And some mistakes were never truly left behind.
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- Part 8 of Shadows Among Stars
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The Four People Fugaku Fucks to Save the Uchiha Clan by TakaGang
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
14 Jun 2026
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AU. It's not like a coup was their first choice...might as well try this.
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The duo visit a old not-friend.
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- Part 10 of Dreamers lie in wait
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when the party’s over by seal_lion
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
14 Jun 2026
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After Sally Jackson died, Percy’s world fell apart. Unable to cope with handling Gabe and the loss of his mama, he ran away to shelter on the streets of Gotham, shortly before being taken in by none other than Bruce Wayne himself.
Percy doesn’t only have to manage being a Wayne, but also hide being a demigod with a looming prophecy over his head from his family, not knowing they’re keeping a big secret from him as well.
Please do not read if you are struggling, this fic has a large range, and this fic is meant to be really angsty.
If you are struggling in any way, just know you are loved and please reach out for help.
This fic explores bad decisions and the consequences of those decisions to everyone, please do not follow this, please look at the tags before reading because everything is very literal.
This is my first fic, enjoy!!
(yes the name is a billie eilish song she’s amazing)
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within the following years after the fight of the creaking heart and his visit by the gods, 4c tries to deal with his new powers with difficulty, he's unsure why the mage goddess had decided (with his half divinity no less) that he needed a guild to sort his own magic, especially when he was already training for his knighthood. Now he has to deal with powers he's not even sure how to use and had somehow sent himself 5 years into the past...
Oh the rogue god is gonna put him back in hell for breaking the law of time after this one... well if Nom doesn't kill him first that is.
__________(Part of the Timely divinity series can be read as stand alone but suggested the previous fics for more context)
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- Part 3 of Timely divinity
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Cobalt Crescent by Savantics
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina of Time, The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask, The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses, Fire Emblem Series, Fire Emblem Musou: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem Warriors: Three Hopes
14 Jun 2026
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The Lost Woods are normally temperate year-round, so the Hero of Time is rather surprised when he suddenly gets smacked by a blizzard. Even more so when he finds himself at the center of paths that will never cross.
Or: Link stumbles into Faerghus and he's about to make it everyone's problem. At least there's no moon this time.
(Formerly Closed Circuit)
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Investigating Physiologic Changes Induced By Protein AG0825 In Human Models: A Prospective Cohort Study by thfrstfrt
Fandoms: NCT (Band)
14 Jun 2026
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Background: A cohort of university science students (N=13) experienced acute-onset superhuman abilities following ingestion of unidentified food provided by a faculty member (n=12 exposed; n=1 unexposed(?) control).
Methods: Participants attempted to continue normal academic functioning despite emerging powers, unclear allegiances, and escalating interpersonal tension. Observational data were limited by rampant denial and inconsistent self-reporting.
Results: Statistically significant increases were observed in reality distortion (p<0.001), emotional pining (p<0.01), and poor decision-making (p<0.0001). The control subject displayed unexpected anomalies inconsistent with baseline human parameters.
Conclusion: AG0825 appears to grant adaptive advantages under acute stress, though side effects remain unknown. Further study is required to determine whether the primary threat is biochemical, institutional, or emotional.
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Thirteen science students eat free food and immediately develop superpowers. Now they’re juggling finals and a professor who may or may not be playing God.
(AG0825 for short)