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“I read the guide,” Jungkook muttered, insulted. “I even tried thinking about boobs and thighs and like, whatever. It just buzzed a little and then gave up.”
“Damn,” Jimin said, biting back another smile. “You couldn’t even get the AI hard.”
“Do you want me to die?”
Jimin tilted his head. “Nah. This is more fun.”
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Jimin and Jungkook, longtime roommates and “totally straight” close friends, have a yearly tradition of one-upping each other with chaotic stocking stuffer gag gifts. Last year, Jungkook won with a corn-shaped dildo engraved with “country girls make do”, leaving Jimin stunned and humbled.
But this year? Jimin’s not playing fair. He’s got a secret weapon: a top-tier AI-driven, brainwave-synced masturbator his company just finished developing. A prototype designed to read your dirtiest fantasies and milk you accordingly.
Naturally, he drops it into Jungkook’s stocking.
Because nothing says “Merry Christmas” like forcing your straight roommate into a sexual identity crisis.
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- Part 1 of Holiday Fics
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Jk hetero
Jm le regala un juguete raro con ia
Jk tiene una crisis des sexualidad
Le pide a jm que le enseñe
No puede sacarse de la mente a jm
Jm le enseña
Explicito
Es mucho para jk
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The whole gang is in a bar after Saul read an article of the importance of getting to know your co-workers outside of work. Carrie and Quinn are in a relationship but know one knows, until Max stumbles into a situation he didn´t forsee.
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- Part 3 of How it should be
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The Montreal Girl by some1_around
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
11 Dec 2025
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Five times Ilya lied (but not really) to his teammates about Shane, and one time he didn’t have to.
Inspired by two Cliff Marlow lines: In the airport, when their game with Montreal gets cancelled and he tells Ilya, “Whoever she is, she’s gonna get over it,” and the scene in the locker room when he says, “Wow, this Montreal girl works you up, brother—you’re straight up blushing, Roz.”
Or, the Boston Bears’ perspective of Ilya and Shane’s “secret” relationship over the years
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- Part 1 of The Montreal Girl (Lily & Jane)
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"What the hell, Laxus?" She cupped her hands over her face. "How can you possibly comprehend my pain? It was never my intention for things to turn out the way they did. It was never supposed to happen that I would fall in love with him." She sobbed even more.
He cringed, unaware of the emotional turmoil he had just gotten himself into. He eased himself off the tree to stand before Lucy and sighed. "You may either wallow in what was never meant to be, or you can learn from it, get up, and move on with your life. If you and that jerk were meant to be, it would happen. But take my advice and suck it up, Blondie, because you have too many people concerned about your well-being, and the more they see you beat yourself up, the more they dislike Natsu."He waited for her reaction. Her sobs had subsided, but her body still trembled. He couldn't tell if it was from being cold or if she was cold. He pulled off his coat and wrapped it over her. He grunted at the frigid air that encircled his warm body.
"You deliver a huge speech to someone you barely acknowledge in two minutes since I joined the guild," she stated.
**UPDATE: UE is in the editing stage as of Sept 2024.
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The Montreal Girl (Lily & Jane) by some1_around
Fandom: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
16 Dec 2025
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Sorry, you've been together for HOW LONG? by Ashyknees
Fandom: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP, The Crafting Dead, Yandere High School (Web Series)
16 Mar 2025
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Grian and Scar have been married for over 10 years by Season 9, and have been running a bet about how long they can keep their relationship secret.
Although, they don't really try to hide it, their friends are all just a few braincells short to notice that their relationship is a little more than just innocent crushes.
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Shane and Ilya just came out as an engaged couple. They choose to do some press, including playing Truth or Drink.
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Shane Hollander expects a new assistant coach, not a European legend with a reputation for discipline and a kinky rumor nobody can confirm.
One late-night Google search turns curiosity into obsession — and by the time Shane meets Ilya Rozanov on the ice, it’s already too late to pretend he isn’t intrigued.
Ilya is a strict coach, and this stirs something in Shane, making him second-guess everything he knew about himself.-
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Lucky Bastard by PoppyFieldWrites
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
24 Dec 2025
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“Want something to drink?” the stranger asked as he stepped up to the bar behind him.
“How do I know you won’t put somethin’ in my drink, kitty?”
“Husk,” the demon said.
“Sorry?”
“My name. It’s Husk,” the cat, Husk said while he still had his back towards Angel. “And feel free to come up here and watch me while I make you that drink.” He then looked back at him with a slight smile on his face, “I won’t bite.”
“But I might,” Angel breathed out without even realizing it.
Husk laughed.An Overlord!Husk Au. In which Angel has never met the Casino Overlord so when he accidentally walks into one of the private rooms of the Lucky Bastard casino and meets the sweetest, grumpiest bartender, he has no idea just who he is flirting with.
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To Keep Myself From Dying by Anonymous
Fandoms: Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series), Minecraft (Video Game)
28 Dec 2025
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avery finds an almost dead derlorde and takes care of him
angst, fluff and annoying sexual humour ensues
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At Yeonhwa High, hatred is the only currency that matters. Jung Wooyoung is a silver-pierced disaster who lives for the thrill of the fight, and Choi San is the rival who wants to break him. Their relationship is a brutal cycle of bloodied knuckles and jagged breaths, but as the line between violence and desire begins to blur, they realize that the only thing more addictive than a punch is each other.
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Z-Team has a friendly workplace bet on who can figure out what's exactly in Phenomaman's pants. It goes exactly how you'd expect – poorly. Well, for the first couple days, anyway.
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Damn Leggings. by RandomFandoms65000
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
15 Jul 2022
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Bakugou and his monkey brain struggle with the fact that Midoriya wears tight leggings now.
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- Part 12 of BakuDeku/DekuBaku Short Stories.
- Part 37 of All BakuDeku/DekuBaku stories.
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In Which Arthur Lets a Sorcerer Live and Regrets It by CaffeinatedFlumadiddle
Fandoms: Merlin (TV)
07 Jan 2020
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“MERLIN!” Arthur shrieked as he dove for his sword. Merlin only groaned, raising his arm to push Will’s hand down as the damned idiot laughed wildly. “Keep your goddamn sorcerer in line, I swear to-”
“Beware, my prince.” Will interrupted solemnly as he raised his hands to signal complete silence “For my powers will surely turn you into the toad that you are. Bippity Boppity…Make Arthur Hoppity….” He said, wiggling his fingers. Arthur swore loudly. Merlin gave a cough that suspiciously sounded like a laugh before turning to fix his friend with a hard glare.
“Stop it.”
“He makes it too easy, Merlin. Honestly.”
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Will survived the battle of Ealdor and occasionally comes around to visit Merlin…And torture Arthur.
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Ah! Another addition to this series!
Turns out, Will is Gwaine on steroids when it comes to smack talking nobility (mainly Arthur) but remains absurdly competent to all things Merlin.
He and Gwaine together though is a combo no one should live to witness....(In which every part of Arthur's life is made exponentially more frustrating with someone back-talking him at every turn. Even at his wedding.)
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The Staff From Hell by BoredsoIread
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
27 Dec 2025
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"You're actin' out like you want teacher's attention. Well, I'm the principal of this eternal detention."
In which Lucifer Magne-Morningstar is the exasperated Principal of Pride High, forced to deal with the worst and most frustrating staff in history that he desperately wishes he could fire.
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omg... they were roommates
(includes ripped Draco art by catmintandthyme)
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A young, dreamless girl closes her eyes in the Mediterranean Sea, and opens them in the middle of East Blue.
(How do you go on, when everything you have ever known and loved is gone, and everything left to love should be a paper-thin lie?)
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- Part 1 of From The Sea
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Teeth of the Siren (NSFW) by MadameBelle
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
04 Dec 2025
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Caine wasn’t like other pirates and captains, who wanted gold or land, as all he wanted to be out at sea more and experience seeing all sorts of creatures from the deep blue.
When he one day saved a siren caught in the net of his ship, he figured that was that.
But he didn’t know that siren, who were notoriously known for killing sailors and pirates by being alluring with their beauty and voices, would come to his aid later that night…
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How to blue ball a porn star, Devil Edition by KafkaTamura
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
29 Jul 2024
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Angel flirts with Lucifer, expecting him to react like everyone else at the hotel. He's surprised when, against all odds, the king not only reciprocates, but brings him back to his room!
Unfortunately, Lucifer isn't as ready to sleep around as he thought, but, on the bright side, Angel is better at consent than he would have hoped. They navigate an almost platonic but not really situationship with the help of one too curious for his own good Husk and too many sassy cocktail names.
Will they finally fuck? Will Lucifer ever find his will to live enough to want proper sex again? Will love be on the table at some point? How do you overcome losing a thousand years old relationship? Is Angel able to have a proper relationship again after having been ruined by Valentino?
Come into this wildly inappropriate ride to find out!
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And everyone will know (how loved you were) by LawBae for 4urorasolace
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
28 Dec 2025
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The birth of Aphrodite’s oldest daughters wasn’t heralded by the loud crying of children, the shaking of the earth, or anything of the sort. Their birth was announced by an awkward Helios, asking if he could pick which girl would be his bride or if they would rather choose for him. The two gods, still basking in their afterglow, asked what girls he was talking about.
The Titan of the Sun merely pointed down, and following his finger, Poseidon and Aphrodite finally saw who the blonde was referring to. In the space where the sand meets the sea, stood two confused-looking girls holding each other’s hands.
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The story of Perseira Aphrodities, daughter of Poseidon with Aphrodite told through the eyes of those around her.
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