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How to Steal the Circus' Prized Clown: a Guide by SoyUnLoba
Fandoms: Dream SMP, QSMP | Quackity SMP
14 Dec 2025
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Quackity's life is not his own. He is the property of the circus, bound to a cruel ringmaster. He has accepted this.
Technoblade has not.
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In a land far, far away, nestled between towering mountains and verdant valleys, there lay a prosperous kingdom. Its ruler, a wise and just king, and his queen, renowned for her grace and kindness, had everything their hearts could desire, except one thing.Despite their riches and peaceful reign, they had long yearned for a child, one to inherit the throne and continue their legacy.
One evening, as the stars twinkled in the sky like diamonds, the king knelt by the castle chapel and made his wish known to the heavens."Grant us a child," he whispered."A child who will be loved and cherished, a beacon of hope for this kingdom."
And so, as if the stars themselves had heard his plea, the queen soon bore a son. On the morning of his birth, the sun shone brighter than it had ever done before, casting golden light over the kingdom. The entire kingdom rejoiced. The bells tolled, announcing the birth of the heir, Dream, the hope of their future.
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This is a Technoblade x Dream in Sleeping Beauty au, Some things may be stupid ar strage so sorry in advance
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Netherborns Pack Together! (You're Safe Here, Tuskling) by Hawkflame999
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Origins SMP
06 Nov 2025
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!!!!!STILL GOING THROUGH EDITS!!!!! !!!UNFINISHED!!!!
Ok so this is my first attempt at a wide range of AUs based on some headcanons I have about the Nether, Nether species, BadBoyHalo's species, and more.
But a basic summary of this one is:
Technoblade is way younger than most of SMP thinks, and only Bad (also Sapnap) knows, because netherkind have their age indicators. And Bad is a Netherkind too.Techno is an UnClaimed cub on his own.
After a battle triggers a flashback of things Techno would rather not tell anyone, Bad (And Sapnap) finally takes action.
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- Part 1 of Netherborn Lore Series (name pending)
- Part 3 of DSMP Oneshots, AUs, and Whatnot.
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Technoblade turns the machine on. And Philza prays to his lady death, his love. Technoblade chants a promise to his god, and Philza lovingly sings to his. This is who they are, this is what matters.
The portal flickered, particles beginning to form into existence, a screeching echo in the room before a blackness slowly formed in the frame of the portal, a dead-like feeling echoing through the room. It would be ominous, if Philza didn’t already know why it was like that.
To travel through time, one would condemn an entire past to cease to exist just to rewrite it.
It was unlike the end portal that held a galaxy in it. This was death, blessed by it. Pure darkness alone. The torches flickered red, and Philza could tell the Blood God gave its blessing too.
Or: QSMP Time travel fix it!
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Until New-Years Day comes around again. by 42_Anxious_Goldfish
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), どうぶつの森 | Animal Crossing Series
24 Aug 2025
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Tommy Simmons is a broke runaway who somehow catches the eye of global genius and elusive public figure, Mr. Blade.
Through several legal loopholes, Tommy is named Mr. Blade's heir, (despite never even meeting the man), and to claim the life-changing inheritance that is Mr. Blade's multi-billion dollar company, Tommy must put it all on the line and prove himself worthy by moving to a random island in the middle of nowhere. Tommy has exactly a year to prove he has what it takes, and maybe, he might find a family along the way.
And as the saying goes, "Well, What could possibly go wrong?"
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That's Absolutely Diabolical! by clementine_emeralds, clemeralds (clementine_emeralds)
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
01 Jul 2025
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"Can you go away now?"
"Um, I don't think I can do that. This is kind of my job," the stranger with horns clarifies.
"So you're getting paid to stalk me? Damn, I must be really famous and didn't know."
It's almost like he's a character from The Truman Show, and with everything happening, he might as well be.
"Nah, I'm your guardian angel."
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That crack fic wherein Tommy's guardian angel has horns and fangs for a halo. Together, they have a bit of fun committing crimes. (They frankly do not give two fucks about anything and anyone except themselves and each other)
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Emptiness.
That’s all I’ve ever known. That's all I *want* to know after everything.
Somethings got to change.
I'll *make* it change.
An emerald duo pirates of the Caribbean inspired work
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- Part 1 of Against The Heavens And The Earth
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When the first light on Christmas shines bright,
Two hands touch, fate’s thread takes flight.
Bound together, their hearts align,
A promise of forever, gently entwined.Series
- Part 4 of DnB Christmas Event 2024!!!
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After an attack on his life, prince Tommy is assigned a combat trainer. He hates everything about him.
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call the police, there is a thief! just don't look through my basement, please! by clementine_emeralds for CowgirlJ
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
23 Aug 2024
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“If you were gonna rob me, you should’ve at least tried doing it properly,” someone mutters from behind him, voice unamused.
Tommy clears his throat and turns to face who he presumes to be the house owner. “I am not real.”
“Take your existential crisis elsewhere,” the stranger cough the person who’s probably going to have him arrested cough says.
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Tommy robs a mysterious stranger. Techno feeds this thieving kid suspicious stew. That's it that's the fic. (how is that Just The Fic)
Prompt: Thief AU
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- Part 79 of using fanfictions of multiple block men as my life support and therapy
- Part 35 of The Bedrockbros-centric Mastercollection™
- Part 37 of MCYT Fic Fight 2024!
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The Legend Of Microblade by clementine_emeralds for AWeirdDuck
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
17 Aug 2024
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“You should sue whoever gave you that haircut,” someone says. Tommy was convinced he was hearing things, or maybe it's just the voice in his head. But, nope. His microwave is fucking speaking to him.
“What the fuck?” he swears. “How- what- what are you?”
“Do you need to get your eyes checked? I'm clearly a microwave,” it responds with a bored tone.
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Tommy is a vampire, and Techno is a sentient microwave. Things happen.
Prompt: "I'm a little suspicious of you..." "Me? What about YOU!?"
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- Part 67 of using fanfictions of multiple block men as my life support and therapy
- Part 32 of The Bedrockbros-centric Mastercollection™
- Part 23 of MCYT Fic Fight 2024!
- Part 1 of Of Legends and Myths (crack edition)
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Cafe D'ception by kai_ros for Everything_black
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
15 Aug 2024
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“Hello,” Tommy said, staring up at the pink haired man, “coffee again please, this time following my actual order. Including the twenty espresso shots.”
“Sure kid,” Technoblade said, looking like he wasn’t going to do any of that, much to Tommy’s dismay.
The boy walked to the other end of the counter watching as Technoblade didn’t even go near the espresso machine. Tommy probably had steam coming out of his ears, that’s how mad he was. He watched Technoblade make his coffee, fury evident on his face.
Technoblade placed the coffee in front of him, Tommy taking a test sip before he told the man off for excluding his espresso.
Wait.
His coffee tasted the exact same.
Has Technoblade just never added espresso to his coffee?
Oh the audacity of man.
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no, love will get you slaughtered by clementine_emeralds
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
03 Jul 2024
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That seemed to piss the man off more than it should've, because he starts lunging at him on full speed with a knife held above his head. "Die!"
"Uno reverse," Tommy mutters with a smug face.
The man gets sent flying into the brick wall mid-run, groaning in pain, searching for the culprit.
"Took you long enough," Tommy looks at the pink-haired man who just previously kicked a guy whilst wearing house slippers. "Why the hell are you in your pajamas?"
"Was I supposed to wear a suit and tie?" Techno asks in disbelief. "Now come on, let's finish him."
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Or, Tommy messed with a guy who had a knife so Techno had to help him kill said guy before the kid fucked shit up even more.
Or or, Bedrockbros bond over torturing man who threatened to stab Tommy
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I’m sick and I don’t want to get better by Ifourgor, orphan_account
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
29 Jun 2024
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Techno is a world renowned vampire hunter (okay hunter of everything) who has a love for violence and a heart that sympathizes with the undead. In fact most of his friends are undead. When he moves over to Europe for more work, he finds that is heart can still beat for family. His worst nightmare.
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Or Techno likes killing things for fun and can only seem to relate to vampires, and they all find it endearing.
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Or evil Techno’s vampire platonic harem
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"Now that you know each other I'll head off for a bit," Kristin says, "If Ranboo falls out of reality again, just reach into the floor to pull him out. Be quick though so nothing eats your arm. Don't give Tommy any sugar no matter what he tells you, and don't let Techno eat mold. It's bad for the ecosystem. I bid you good luck, Phil. You kids be nice and I'll get you presents."
"Presents," they all scream.
"Oh, and feed the dragon! Bye bye now!" Kristin blows them a kiss and just like that she's gone.
Yep. Phil is doomed³.
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Phil goes to the store and gets himself an unexpected job offer from Lady Death.
Ooor,
A bunch of my friends made a little roleplay Discord server and I decided to make it into a fic!Series
- Part 1 of Gods AU
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Techno gets transported to the world of The Sims 4. Phil and Ranboo, two randomised Sims controlled by a malevolent player, offer to help him return home. At the same time, Techno gives in to the temptation to create just a tiny bit of anarchy for the sake of granting the pair proper freedom.
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The child stares at him in fear, looking exactly like the villagers Techno faced off against only a few hours earlier. Same face, same expression; copy and paste. Same uneasiness in the shoulders, same base-level instincts running through their mind.
They look like they want to run away, eyeing his fangs with terror. Like he’s something to be feared.
Well, he’s not. He doesn’t even like the taste of human blood, and bird blood probably isn’t any better.
“Hullo.” Techno finally says, voice rough from disuse, waving a clawed hand in greeting.
Techno hears the way their breath hitches before they let out an ear piercing scream. Techno’s hands slap against his ears, wincing hard.
He guesses he’s not beating those vampire allegations anytime soon.
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“The Bat, who cannot grow a Feather, contrives to fly on Wings of Leather.” — Arthur Guilterman
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- Part 1 of The Adventures of Batnoblade
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Crow's Nest by Bleue_Flora, Error_DreamWasFound
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
28 Apr 2024
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Techno's house is haunted and the ghost is quite the menace (a torture box tends to do that).
Or: Techno gets a new ghosty roomie and he's not mad about it. Though the same can't be said for his visitors.
Or: Sapnap kills Dream and because of the Death Book and Revive Book things get complicated, resulting in a ghost giving some smp members a good scare.
Dream’s eyes open again and he glares up at him, “Techno?”
“Yeah?” Techno offers, studying his shiny jade eyes and trying to ignore how limp the body in his arms is. How icy his skin feels. How faint his heart beat is. How every breath and word seems to be an arduous task.
“‘I h’v’ a h’use.”
A laugh rips out of Techno’s throat, “Oh yeah, then why did you come to my house?”
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- Part 1 of Haunted House Timeline
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Someone walked past the window of the house, a fleeting shadow causing their light source to flicker briefly. Both of them fell silent for a moment.
Nothing happened.
Dream turned back to his so-called friend. “Why am I helping you again?”
Techno offered him a wicked grin. “Because you tried to tell me a career in banking was boring.”
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Dream’s best friend is a maniac, and for some reason, the man's getting paid for it. The real question is why Dream is here because he definitely isn’t.
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Phil is a vampire just looking for some fast food on his road trip holiday through the states.
Home invasions have never been easier as a vampire! Everyone has those 'Welcome!' mats in front of their houses, so he doesn't even need to ask to enter these days - he can just waltz right in!
But he's about to learn the meaning of the phrase 'hippity hoppity get off of my property', with the help of one extremely hostile pink-haired hermit.