KismetScorpio
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In Which The Captain Needs Mouse Bites by KismetScorpio
Fandoms: In Space With Markiplier (Web Series)
26 Jan 2025
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"every episode of House MD" except I've replaced all the House MD characters with In Space With Markiplier characters. House MD AU
target audience of this fic is me
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Bruce Wayne Hates Parties [Clickbait] by KismetScorpio
Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, Shazam! (Movies - Sandberg), DCU
12 Oct 2023
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that one trailer of Shazam where he's like "id like to purchase your finest beers, please!" except batman is at the convenience store and he has no idea what is going on
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The More I Live the More I See this Life is Not About Me by K_R_Closson
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
15 Apr 2020
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After touching a mysterious artifact, Cody's general is suddenly a child with the memories to match. Cody has to coax a suspicious adolescent back to base without alerting the nearby Separatists of their presence.
Reversing his general's age an easier fix than Cody thought it would be, but he didn't factor in the possibility that Obi-Wan might not want to give up his self in order to become General Kenobi again. It'd be easier to think if he didn't have an insidious voice in his head, whispering to him to distrust the Jedi.
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Bookmarked by KismetScorpio
25 Nov 2025
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baby-wan kills dooku, uncovers sith plot, cody finds the chips first
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The Tangling of the Threads by ElliahRose
Fandoms: Star Wars: Clone Wars (2003) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
07 Dec 2025
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Obi-Wan was expecting a lot of different things when he confronted his fallen padawan on the Death Star. He was not naive enough to expect to survive the battle. No, he was prepared to enter into a peaceful rest beyond. So when Obi-Wan woke in the Healing Halls of a home long destroyed, he was rightfully confused. The Force was not done with him yet, it seemed. The Force had granted Obi-Wan the chance to change the horrific future that awaited them all, and Obi-Wan was never one to disobey the Force’s will. Obi-Wan would change the future, even if it meant he needed to leave the Jedi Order to do it. After all, Obi-Wan was on a sacred mission!
Now, if only these Mandalorians would leave him alone so he could continue his journey, that’d be great! Obi-Wan may look like a child, but he certainly wasn’t one! (The strange childish feelings and urges notwithstanding)
Meanwhile, Jaster Mereel was willing to fight everyone to keep this small Jedi ad safe. As far as the Mandalorians were concerned, the Jedi had lost their claim to the youngling the second he ran away. Even if the youngling seemed determined to go on some strange mission, Jaster would make sure that the ad stayed at home where he belonged.
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Bookmarked by KismetScorpio
25 Nov 2025
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time travel obi wan except he IMMEDIATELY messes it up and might make the mandalorians think that the jedi are hurting him
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Emesis Blue Quick-Fix-It Fics by tiredsn0w
Fandom: Emesis Blue (Movie 2023), Team Fortress 2
17 Sep 2025
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Emesis Blue but Jeremy E. and Fritz Ludwig made it out of the Conagher Slaughterhouse mostly intact. Now they live in a quaint little house and I post my maimings of them from time to time.
Non-linear posting, but reordered chronologically every time something is added. Heavy focus on disability.
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24 Nov 2025
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meow meow meow bark bark woof purr. author i admire, plus i hope some day i write scout with brain damage >:)
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obi wan and mandalorians
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Of All the Tales In Arda by I_TheFeatherQuill_I
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
04 Feb 2024
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“Are you absolutely sure you saw a halfling?” Thorin demanded.
Kili paused as he looked at his uncle. For the first time, he almost thought he saw some hope in those dark blue eyes. His smile softened, he knew how important this was to his family, and to his people. Finding a hobbit was the only redemption for the dwarrow of Erebor, especially for the line of Durin.
He took his uncle's calloused hand and said, “I swear it uncle. At least one hobbit still lives.”
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Of all the tales in Arda, there was none so tragic as the history of hobbits.
Bilbo lived a peaceful life hiding in the Shire. It was quiet, safe, and a little bit lonely. Though loneliness was a small price to pay if it meant keeping his existence a secret. After all, getting captured by the savage dwarves of Erebor meant certain death. At least that's what the stories his mother used to tell him warned.
Never trust a dwarf.