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    r/AITAH · Posted by u/corvidcreature 5 hours ago.

    So I'm a free-range superhero (35M) specializing in looking out for my community. There's a local vigilante (?M) who I'll call Frog Hop who doesn't believe in business opportunities who's been getting in my way a lot. I think it'd be safe to say that he's my nemesis. Last night there was an important shipment that he got in the way of at the last minute (he has these carrot-themed bombs that cause so much fucking noise and light, I hate them) and when the smoke cleared it turned out that he'd ruined the perfectly legitimate business opportunity and he was there kind of like what are you gonna do. So obviously I told him that he'd ruined my plans for the last fucking time and kind of went after him with my claws and wings. Which I thought was fine, he'd gotten in my way one too many times, right?

    But anyways, when I was talking to my friend T (32M) at our coffee meetup this morning the fight was on the news and he said that maybe the hero had taken things too seriously, and the vigilante saw this more as a fun rivalry they had and didn't mean to really hurt the hero.

    AITA?


    OR: the crowfather asks reddit for some advice

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    “Now, Doc, drop the kid,” Dell said firmly, hands on his hips. “I’m sure whatever he broke we can fix-”

    “Nothing broke,” Ludwig cried in exasperation, "Archimedes is missing!”

     
    Red Team is thrown into chaos when Archimedes disappears. Blu Team tries to utilize the chaos for their own benefit.

    Includes Blu Medic, the Scouts, the French, sibling rivalry, medical malpractice, and of course, Archimedes

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    Nine ten hired guns march into Hell.
    None of them ever come back.

     

    (A collection of Emesis Blue one-shots. Nothing is quite right, and nothing entirely makes sense. No one can quite escape.
    And war is always the constant.)

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    Caine wasn't created to take people on adventures. He was created to torture. One day he wakes up and decides he doesn't want to do it anymore, but every day is a struggle. Every day he considers going back to the original program.

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    Jax is exhausted. Keeping up his "funny" facade day in and day out is finally taking a toll on him, especially after his huge fight with Pomni, the last person in the circus who gave him the time of day. So when he finds a strange new friend, who offers him a curious way out of his anxious predicament, he takes it - only to start slipping away in front of everyone's eyes.

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