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    “I forgot what my own laugh sounds like,” he says, quietly. “I think it used to be different. Less… rehearsed.”

    Pomni frowns, “I used to hate the sound of mine. Now I don’t even remember it.”

    - or in which Pomni and Jax discover a room where Caine can’t watch them. But something else is.

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    15 Sep 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 57

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    Prison never would've been Scott's vacation of choice. The food is bad, the clothes are hideous, and worst of all, he has very little time for his true passion: thievery. But now that he's newly free after three years, he has plans for something big, and he knows he can't do it alone.

    Cleo is trying her best to be content. Her gang, the Crastle, is one of the most feared in the city and she has a decent stake in the city's illicit trade of magic. Things are good, if monotonous. But that might just change after she receives a visit from an old friend, and an offer she can't refuse.

    Pearl swears up and down that her life isn't a mess. She finally has a normal job and normal friends, and she's only mildly paranoid. She also swore that she'd never do another heist again, but that was before Scott found her, and dragged her back into the past she wanted to leave behind.

    One last job. That was the promise. How hard could it be?
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    TL;DR - A 1920s fantasy AU in which Scott, Pearl, and Cleo are a team of thieves.

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    27 Apr 2025

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    Grian and Mumbo
    10 Nov 23
    7:32am

    Grian: guess who got the fucking job then
    Mumbo: was it you
    Grian: of course it was me
    Mumbo: nice

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    When Grian joins Mumbo working at The Hermit Coffee Co., he is thrown into a world of caffiene and chaos, with meddling co-workers, rambunctious regulars, and an absolutely henious amount of group chats. The friends he left back home miss him, Mumbo's college friends (cough, frat bros, cough) keep pestering him, and his new friendship with a certain scarred individual is developing in a way he never expected.

    Will he be able to shake off the meddling redstoners? What will happen when there are two potential romances blossoming on either side of him? And will these baristas ever stop texting each other and just make me my goddamn soy-milk capuccino?

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    A coffeeshop AU told through the texts between hermits. Now a combination of texts and prose from chapter 7 onwards.

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    Author Update Nov 25: currently on posting hiatus until Feb 26, due to the author's need to reread and stick the landing.

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    07 May 2024

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    Wu didn't find the ninja, but they did find each other...now it's up to a group of five of 16-19 year olds to raise an 8 year old while trying to not die from the super-powered conflicts they accidentally found themselves in.

    (This is kind of a reboot/heavily divergent canon rewrite thing...but I like calling it the No Wu AU lol)

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    23 Oct 2023

  5. Public Bookmark 38

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    (MIGHT RETURN ONE DAY BUT FOR NOW I HAVE UNFORTUNATELY FALLEN OUT OF LOVE W THIS FIC)

    the ice emperor has been de-throned, and the scarred nindroid beneath the armour has returned to the ninja. all they want to do is forget this ever happened, but this proves to be near impossible for the nindroid. after all, how could he 'go back to normal,' if everyone insists his normal is with strangers he can't remember?

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    23 Oct 2023