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    Loosely connected fics in which Sam and Dean started having sex before Dean went to hell and neither of them quite know where they stand when he gets back.

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    Takes place in S13

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    A collection of unrelated Harry Potter femslash ficlets written for the hpfemslash-minifest monthly trope prompts.

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    50 reasons for Harry and Draco to have sex, in 50 unrelated ficlets. Based on this list from the show, How I Met Your Mother. Please note that these fics are in the order that I posted them, not in the order that the "reasons" appear on the original list.

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  1. Rec 83

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    Every time a text came through about flight times, Shane thought that would be the last one. That Ilya would say, no, actually, but I cannot come to your home over the summer and fuck you in your bed for two weeks and kiss and play house like we are boyfriends, because we are hockey rivals and this has been a seven year long mistake. Also, I will be blocking your phone number and never want to see you again unless I am beating you on the ice.

    He had doubted every second until Ilya was finally in his car in the airport parking garage.

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    26 Dec 2025

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    “It’s not even 11pm.” Guillermo crosses his arms. “I’m going to McDonald’s.”

    Nandor raises an eyebrow. “To eat?”

    “No, to do pilates,” Guillermo snarks. “Yes, to eat. You know, that silly thing humans have to do. Which I am, by the way. Still human! In case you had forgotten.”

    “Stop with this,” Nandor grumbles. And then, “Okay. I will come with you to the McDonald’s. I will get my going-out cloak.”

    Guillermo stares at Nandor, who is already turning to walk away. He stammers, “But… why?”

    Nandor whirls back around dramatically. “You are the one who wanted to ‘hang out’,” he snaps. “So stop with this questioning.” And then he’s off, stomping up the stairs in an unwarranted hurry.
     

    Or: Guillermo and Nandor try to navigate their "friendship" now that Guillermo is a cool vampire murderer. It's super.

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    21 Oct 2025

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    Lovely post season 2 fic with Nandor and Guillermo's relationship slowly evolving. Loved Guillermo's headspace in this one.

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    Guillermo narrows his eyes. "Do you think I'm above giving a handjob to get what I want?" Setting down the jar, he pulls one leather glove off, wiggling his fingers. 

    Nandor regards him suspiciously. "Yes."

    "Well I'm not."

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    18 Oct 2025

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    Five times Guillermo is injured in front of Nandor.

    Or, five times that Nandor is reminded of the fragility of humans.

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    18 Oct 2025

  5. Rec 66

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    “Ah, here it is. It turns out the word we had assumed was a euphemism for “to kiss” does not refer to any sort of chaste lip-touching. Of the mouth, at least,” Laszlo said.

     

    “So the gist of the cure seems to be, if you’re going to turn into an animal, you’re going to fuck like one.” With that, Laszlo raised his eyes from the text and looked right at Guillermo.

     

    Nandor gets hit with a witch's curse and turned into a bat-monster, and as usual, it falls to Guillermo to fix it.

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    16 Oct 2025

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    Hot fic.