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Christmas Crack by iwritetragediesnotsin for DapperFatCat
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV)
30 Dec 2025
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Spike has resigned himself to being Santa once a year, so those bleedin elves will leave him alone for 10 months if he doesn’t kill anyone. No matter what he does, he can’t shake the Clause: the beard, the belly, or the magic that turns any punk clothes he buys into ugly Christmas sweaters.
To Buffy, the Slayer of Slayers seems like an old vampire desperately trying to reclaim his youth with a mess of a beard and too terrible of an attitude to be Jolly St. Nick. Not like Spike’s much of a Saint.
Though, from what Willow told her, the real St. Nick got into a fight at some kind of meeting, right? He can’t be that old, though.
Witness Christmas magic, Spike trying to goad people into killing him to rid himself of the Clause, elves putting up with his shit, elves not realising Willow cast a spell and Buffy is not Mrs. Claus, Riley getting jealous over a fat old vampire and then getting mad at himself for being jealous of a fat old vampire, the elves trying to matchmake Giles & Ethan to convince Giles to kill Spike and become Santa, and more!
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In a Land Far, Far Away by iwritetragediesnotsin for L0zerEmz0
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV), Once Upon A Time - Freeform
09 Dec 2025
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On a dark and stormy night, our hero is called in by the one thing she has wanted for years: a family, promised to be waiting for her in the small town of Sunnydale, CA. But if this prophecy that she was Chosen is true, then fairy tales must be believed.
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Pre-Determined by iwritetragediesnotsin
Fandoms: Enola Holmes (Movies), Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV)
23 Jun 2025
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In every generation there is a chosen one. She alone will stand against the vampires, the demons, and the forces of darkness. She is the Slayer. While searching for her missing mother, intrepid teen Enola Holmes discovers that the world isn't so mundane as she had thought and her purpose is closer than she could have ever dreamed.
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Fig Faeth is dead. Or so she’s been told. She’s also in the Good Place for her work as a civil rights attorney and her missions to help orphans in the Red Waste. Only, she’s never been to the Red Waste, and she’s not a civil rights attorney. Not even close. Armed with only her wits and her wise mentor in the form of a former foreign service officer turned ethics consultant and professor, Fig has to become a Good Person or risk being tortured for eternity.
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Struggling to fit into his old life while dealing with the lingering effects of the war – including post-traumatic stress and survivor's guilt – Colin Bridgerton begins to write the score to a musical about the war for veterans by a veteran to compete in a national patriotic radio contest in London. As he does, he meets Penelope Featherington when making good on a promise to her late husband who saved his life, and the two of them together finish the story while learning to live.
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The Isekai Crack Fics of Your Dreams by collateraldamagebarbie, idontcare5, iwritetragediesnotsin
Fandom: Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV), Captain America (Movies), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Thor (Movies)
29 Oct 2023
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Ayden's Spiderman Palooza by iwritetragediesnotsin, iwritetragediesnotsin (orphan_account)
Fandom: captain america: civil war - Fandom, Criminal Minds (US TV), Fantastic Four, Iron Man (Movies), K.C. Undercover (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spiderman - Fandom, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, X-Men - All Media Types, Young Avengers (Comics)
14 Aug 2023
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Spider-Man!
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Angel On Your Shoulder (Dancing With The Devil On Your Back) by HopeNight
Fandoms: White Collar (TV 2009), Batman - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics)
08 Mar 2022
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Robin is a light in the darkness, but who is Robin’s light?
Batman may be Robin’s lord and master. He says jump and Robin says ‘how high?’ Tim wishes it were partners, but Tom knows better. He sees it all from the sidelines with clenched fists and a sharp tongue, always ready to step in when Bruce goes, in his estimations, too far with Tim.
Tom is Tim’s brother.
They both know who will win if Bruce ever makes Tim choose between them.
In one universe, Janet and Jack Drake are blessed with twins: Timothy and Thomas.
One becomes a superhero vigilante.
The other becomes the world's greatest conman.
(A series of ficlets, drabbles, and whatever exploring a world where Neal Caffrey and Tim Drake are twins.)
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- 100/100
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14 May 2024
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What Makes a Gothamite by Dragonfly_Dream
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, White Collar (TV 2009)
31 May 2025
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Sometimes, Neal Caffrey displayed the strangest behaviors. The White Collar unit tries to make sense of their resident CI's quirks while Neal - alias Dick Grayson, alias Nightwing - has the time of his life messing with their heads.
What would they say if they knew everyone in Gotham shared his odd habits?
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14 May 2024
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The adventuring life has a lot of hazards. Adaine Abernant is less than a month into her freshman year, and she's already picked up her first kill, her first dead party members, and her first life-shattering curse.
Now she just needs to hold this mess together for four years, somehow.
(Werewolf Adaine canon-divergence AU, with the changes mostly personal at first and spiraling out from there)
Now completed!
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- Part 1 of Two Wolves
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- 87/87
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16 Apr 2024
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Mike has no family, Harvey barely talks to his. Mike thought that he might have kids one day, but he never expected to find himself responsible for a six month old baby suddenly dropped into his care.
While he struggles to regain his footing and Harvey finds himself unable to let him deal with the situation on his own, they both realize that sometimes, families form in the most unlikely places.
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- Part 1 of Home
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- English
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- 112,880
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- 13/13
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17 Mar 2024
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Son of Sea Foam by CaffeinatedFlumadiddle
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
09 Jul 2021
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“She’ll never claim me,” he whispered. Silena shook her head, eyes wild as she looked around for anyone who could be watching.
“My mother doesn’t remember half of her children as it is,” she said with a note of bitterness. “If you do something to impress her, it won’t matter. Return the bolt in her name. She’ll claim you if you act the part. If you stay unclaimed then they'll figure out what you really are," she said, squeezing his hands tightly. Percy's heart sped up.
"I - I don't know the first thing about Aphrodite-"
"My mother was born of sea foam," Silena cut him off. "And if you're really who I think you are... you are the sea. You can pull this off," she said and touched his cheek. "Get the bolt. Survive," she said. Percy swallowed.
"What if I can't act the part?" He asked. Silena's expression went blank for a moment. Slowly, she slipped off her bracelet and placed it in his hands.
"If you're going to be one of us... you better learn."
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AU where Percy has to hide the fact he's a Big Three kid otherwise he'll be killed on the spot. Unfortunately for him, unclaimed kids tend to raise the most suspicion... but he might have found a loophole in the form of Aphrodite.
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- Part 1 of Son of Sea Foam
- Language:
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- 196,414
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- 12/12
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Bookmarked by iwritetragediesnotsin
16 Mar 2024