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The sun rises with the living, not the dead by outofcontextmenno
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
27 Dec 2021
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It leans over his face and gives Philza the first real glance of his attacker. It’s a man – half-elf if he would have to guess – with ratty brown hair falling around his face. The skin at the cheeks sags and stretches away from the bones, and a slick line of spittle drips out of his mouth. But what catches Philza’s attention is the figure’s eyes. Rusty red veins, the color of dried blood, line the whites of the man’s eyes. They’re stale gray, and a moldy, green scum, almost like algae growing over a still pond, stretches across the iris where there is absolutely no sign of life.
This man is no longer alive.
“Fuck."
Or: Phil is a warlock, and Technoblade is a paladin. Necromancy has returned, and there are pacts and oaths to honor.
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Itachi wasn’t sure if it was dumb luck or skill that when he missed the branch he was aiming for he was able to snag another on the way down without too much stumble in his step. No one even noticed. He caught a flash of white in his peripherals before it moved on ahead of him- well, almost no one.
No more mistakes.
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if you can't go back, where the hell do you go? by lesbianrobin
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
14 Oct 2020
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“Hey, shithead.”
Max’s head whips to find Steve leaning against the doorway, hands deep in the pockets of his khakis and his ankles crossed casually, like he hangs out in this funeral home all the time.
“Oh.” She clears her throat. “Hey. Asshole.”
“If you’re trying to hide, you might want to shut the door,” he says, stepping inside and lightly pushing the door until it clicks shut. The room feels so much smaller.
“I didn’t want to freak anyone out.”
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31 Dec 2025
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The Mayfields moved in across the way, and Eddie saw Steve carrying boxes. A bit weird to see Steve Harrington in the trailer park, sure, but maybe the mom paid him twenty bucks or something to help with moving. Not a huge deal. Then Eddie saw Steve Harrington pull up outside that same trailer in his BMW the very next night, around one in the morning. The little redheaded freshman girl came out of her place carrying a backpack and got into the car, and before Eddie could blink Steve was driving off, and Eddie felt like he might throw up.
Sure, technically it's none of his business, but Jesus fuckin' Christ, the girl can't be any more than fifteen at the oldest, and that’s if he’s being generous. He’s almost sure she’s fourteen. Steve's a grown-ass man, so Eddie would probably be well within his rights to call the cops, but what the hell would he say? Officer, I saw them talking. He gave her a ride. The hell kind of evidence is that? Besides, the cops don't give a shit about anything that happens on this side of town, and they sure as hell don’t give a shit about anything that Eddie Munson has to say. Eddie's gonna have to figure something else out.
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28 Dec 2025
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22 Dec 2025
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“I’m not trying to kill myself,” she snaps, sounding far more snippy than she means to, and immediately shuts her mouth.
He seems unphased, though, and she swears there’s snark in his tone when he replies, “Oh, sorry for assuming, Miss Standing-on-a-Ledge.”
Steve and Robin meet officially for the first time in December 1984 instead.
Stobin Month, Day 1: Alternate Meeting
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17 Dec 2025
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You can put it all on me, you can laugh and you can bleed by steveharringtoned
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
11 Aug 2022
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Phil Callahan has made a large variety of strange arrests in his time working as a cop for Hawkins, Indiana. Daylight skinny-dippers; a small group of old ladies who’d attempted to rob the corner shop with their umbrellas, a guy who’d stolen a total of eighteen gnomes from his suburban neighborhood.
But pulling over Max Mayfield driving her brother’s Camaro at the ripe age of thirteen was pretty insane. Sure, kids will be kids and kids will be crazy. Until Steve Harrington crawled out of the backseat, clutched his knees and horror-movie hurled blood all over his boots and shit got crazier.
That took it from a minor concern to oh, fuck. Callahan has to take this kid to a hospital.
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16 Dec 2025