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Jack isn’t a baby anymore. He notices things. Notices how worried Momma always looks. Notices how tired Pa is at the end of the day. Notices how they take turns in not having dinner, saying things like ‘I’ll eat later with your pa’ or ‘I had a big lunch’ or ‘I had dinner with the fellas at work’. Notices how thin they’re getting.
He decides to do something about it.
(Or: years after the events at Beaver Hollow, Jack wanders into the woods, and meets someone oddly familiar.)
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18 Dec 2025
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We Are Definitely Not Getting A Dog (and that’s final) by pipdepop
Fandoms: Red Dead Redemption (Video Games)
06 Jun 2022
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“You won’t believe our luck! I found something wonderful in town!”
Hosea eyes the boy shuffling beside Dutch’s horse, staring down at his boots. Then he slowly turns back to Dutch. Takes in the bright grin, the eyes gleaming with excitement – the expression he usually gets when he comes up with one of his grand schemes.
“...behind the dirty urchin?”
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Against his will and better judgement, Hosea Matthews acquires a son.
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17 Dec 2025
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Vicious Mockery (never won a fight) by BatBratsAndTheirCrossovers
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
25 Nov 2024
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Steve has never won a fight. He’s had his ass kicked left, right, and center. Hell, Johnathan has kicked his ass. Steve can bat a monster, but when it comes to people? Steve Harrington has never really won a fight.
But that’s because he’s getting put in the wrong kinds of fights. They think he’s a hammer, when really, anyone who grew up BFFs with Carol becomes a scalpel.
(Dustin gapes like a fish. “Holy shit, dude…” Steve would chide language if he thought it would do anything. “You just performed real life Vicious Mockery. I think that guy took psychic damage!”)
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Or: someone thinks he’s tough shit and is messing with Steve’s kids. Cue the Boss Battle Music. Mama Steve rips the guy to shreds, as he should.
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11 Dec 2025
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This idea was bouncing around my brain at 3am so I just had to write it down.
Eddie is a famous musician. Gaining fame through the 90s with Corroded Coffin. Him and Steve have been together since 1987, but they were always very private about their relationship. Steve is like a cryptid in the Corroded Coffin fandom, with very little information about him, and very few pictures. Eddie is promoting a solo album in 2021, and Steve is pulled on camera to do a silly interview with him. They're about 54/55 in this fic.
This is the transcript of that interview.
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09 Dec 2025
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oh, I heard it through the grapevine by idontshaveforsher_yesyoudo
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
21 Jul 2022
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“It just doesn’t make sense why Mr. Harrington’s single! He’s nice, he’s funny, he’s hot for his age -“
“I overheard him threatening to smash Mr. Munson’s kneecaps in with a spiked bat the other day,” Paul says. “I’m telling you, he has a dark past.”or, not a single senior student at their high school can figure out what’s the deal with mr. harrington’s love life. maybe the answer is closer than they think.
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09 Dec 2025
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It was really just his luck that a hulking monster lumbered out of the woods and directly onto his driveway. Just his luck that he threw enough parties when his parents were gone that the neighbors had long tuned out any noise that came from his yard. Just a nice cherry on top of the fucking cake that, even if anyone did hear him screaming when claws tangled in his jacket and pulled, Steve honestly wasn’t sure they’d have cared enough to bother anyway.
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Months before El ripped open the gate at Hawkins Lab, the Demogorgon started ripping tears of its own. Months before it found Will Byers, it found Steve Harrington.
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- Part 1 of Nowhere to look but inside
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05 Dec 2025
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Six Days Later by GlassPrism
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy
19 Apr 2025
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Eight years after Revenge of the Sith, Darth Vader is called to an insignificant planet to investigate reports of a rebellion, only to discover there's far more going on than he was initially told.
Meanwhile, Leia Organa's trip to that same planet to visit her family's vacation home is abruptly shattered when her ship and security unit are attacked.
And Luke Skywalker just wanted to take a fun trip off-planet for once in his life, only for it to go very badly wrong.
AKA: a zombie AU set in the Star Wars universe, OR Darth Vader vs. zombies and also his eight year old kids are now involved.
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11 Nov 2025
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Jaime Lannister - Seamstress of the Kingsguard by PlutozaPlanet
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
12 Aug 2025
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Jaime and Cersei began swapping places at a young age, thanks to Cersei’s stubborn insistence. Jaime reluctantly took on Cersei’s “ladyship studies,” including sewing, which he thought was a waste of time.
However, to his surprise, he found sewing strangely enjoyable, with it requiring the same focus and precision as swordplay. As he got older, he found himself using his sewing skills here and there, and somehow, it was sewing of all things that became the key to Jaime feeling like he truly belonged.
Who knew a needle and thread would be the thing to make him feel like more than just a Kingsguard pawn?
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08 Oct 2025
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World's Finest: Company Picnic by WingFeathers
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, World's Finest (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types, Justice League of America (Comics)
06 Sep 2018
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Inspired by Dick's idea, Clark organizes an out-of-uniform relaxed get-together for the League, and he and Diana have to convince Bruce to come as himself and let the League in on his secret identity.
But when Bruce gives in and comes in his street clothes, nothing goes as planned. No one is surprised when Batman doesn't show up for barbecue and baseball, but they are surprised when Clark brings his boyfriend, billionaire Bruce Wayne, and Bruce's ward.
And Hal? He's not just surprised. He's pissed.
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- Part 5 of World's Finest: The Missing Issues
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01 Sep 2025
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I'm Not As Think As You Drunk I Am by Mardiaz173
Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
08 Aug 2021
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It was like living in the Twilight Zone. Everyone else believed fervently in Bruce Wayne’s reputation. He was a flirty, stupid, and entitled drunk whose only redeeming quality was his bleeding heart. And yet every time Clark spoke with Wayne, the man was clever, mischievous, and sober with an indecipherable ulterior motive.
And no one believed Clark. Not Lois, not his parents, not even Batman.
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29 Aug 2025
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Upon seeing the Joker trying to hold a four year old hostage in Gotham Mall, Bruce does the logical thing. Which is to beat the shit out of him.
In public, out of costume.
Gotham reacts.
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- Part 1 of In which there is Social Media
- Part 7 of fueled by coffee, spite and kirby music
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27 Aug 2025
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Battinson and the JL ft. His Eventual Identity Reveal by Athi816
Fandoms: The Batman (Movie 2022), Batman - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types
26 Jul 2024
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Bruce Wayne is not the founder type. He wouldn’t voluntarily join a book club, much less join a league of super-powered vigilantes whom he does not know personally. Hence, why he refuses to entertain this “Justice League.”
It starts with a friendly visit.
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26 Aug 2025
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Well-behaved boy (10) is looking for big brother (11-15). Must meet up with me three times a week, for at least two hours each. Overall duties include helping me with homework, playing videogames with me, and showing me how to play catch. 10$ per hour.
Tim, lonely and in desperate need of company, decides that if his parents are not going to give him a sibling, he's going to hire one instead. Luckily, Jason Todd-Wayne shows up in the nick of time.
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26 Aug 2025
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Instead of threatening her infant son with the boogeyman, Janet Drake tells Tim that Batman is going to come for him if he doesn't behave. Years later, Tim realises that if he wants a fast way to get adopted, all he has to do is commit a crime so that Batman will take him away.
Years later still, Tim knows that no one is coming for him, but that doesn't make him any less scared. It also doesn't make him any less interested in Batman and his Robins.
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26 Aug 2025
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Coffee for your soul by okinao
Fandoms: The Iliad - Homer, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller
05 May 2020
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The first words your soulmate will say to you are tattooed on your skin.
If only Patroclus could gather his courage to talk to the cute guy coming to the café every day.
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26 Jul 2025
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He had almost hoped that he might just sink to the bottom, disappear without anyone noticing until he finds a way to best this bewitchment, this seedling in his heart. But no. He’s already been spotted, floating arse-up in the tide, by Hypnos.
OR: Trapped between life and death, Zagreus witnesses a different side of his lord father.
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25 Jul 2025
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This is his domain. It ought to bend to his will alone; its residents reverent and untroubled.
But Zagreus is trouble and irreverence personified.
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Hades employs the disguise of a red shade to ensure that his son's escape attempts continue to fail.Bookmarked by idkmanplzhelp
25 Jul 2025
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Patroclus has no interest in the arena, though he's been challenged many times. His fighting days are over and that is fine with him. The other occupants of Elysium are intent on changing that.
Or: Five Times Patroclus Was Challenged And The One Time Someone Accepted
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25 Jul 2025
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Achilles stood up. He had been expecting the stranger since Megaera had stalked past him, elegant despite the anger and blood dripping from her.
An AU where Zagreus was raised by Demeter and ends up fighting his way through the Underworld regardless - just in the opposite direction. Guarding the entrance out is the terrifying monster Cerberus, but guarding the entrance in is Achilles, best of Greeks. And he has strict orders not to let anyone in.
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21 Jul 2025
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Berlin, 1872.
Ludwig has a sudden growth spurt after the Franco-Prussian War. Now that he's fully grown, he faces his first real test as a Nation: the German Empire has been chosen to arbitrate a dispute between the United Kingdom and the United States of America.
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07 Jul 2025