MistyBeethoven
Fandoms
- Agatha Christie's Poirot (TV) (27)
- Phineas and Ferb (13)
- Fallout (TV 2024) (10)
- Gotham (TV) (9)
- Twin Peaks (TV 1990) (6)
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All I Want for Christmas is All that I've Ever Wanted by MistyBeethoven
Fandoms: The Edison Twins (TV)
25 Dec 2025
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Tom Edison hasn't a clue what to give his twin sister, Annie, for Christmas until she outright gives him a hint: It is a six letter word but usually goes by that divided in half.
Not knowing what on earth that still is, the usually bright Tom first goes shopping and then even resorts to snooping, just like his little brother, Paul, hoping to find the answer.
However, while passing beneath a door, the answer finally comes to him, but that doesn't mean he can't have a little Christmas fun with it either.
Tis the season afterall!
This is the year that both Annie and Tom will finally be getting what they really want for Christmas!
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Christmas Couple Photo Manipulations by MistyBeethoven
Fandoms: Twin Peaks (TV 1990), Fallout (TV 2024), Sherlock Holmes (Rathbone Movies), The Edison Twins (TV), Beetlejuice (Movies), Blue Velvet (1986), Eaten Alive (1980), Dexter (TV), La Femme en Spirale | The Spiral Woman (1985), It: Welcome to Derry (TV), Farscape
25 Dec 2025
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Photo manipulations of some of my favorite couples, done in time for Christmas.
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Believing that everything in his life could be fixed if he had only become class president in High School, Heinz Doofenshmirtz uses his past invention, the De-Age-inator, to become 18 years old again and quickly enrolls in Danville High. However, in the high school political arena, Doof faces fierce competition from his opponent, a girl named Candace Flynn, whom smells something fishy about the new "exchange student" and soon sets out to bust him!
When the two are paired as soccer rivals and then lab partners, though, their mutual understanding soon works against them and turns their fierce rivalry into something neither of them expected.
Heinz now has to ask himself if he's evil enough to take his daughter's friend to the prom before taking over the Tri-State area, while Candace has to answer, once she gets the evidence she craved, if she's prepared to bust someone she's fallen in love with? And if she'll really be okay this time when everything disappears.
It seems neither teenagehood nor middle agedness is all it's cracked up to be.
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Life proving to be nothing but a string of disappointments, Las Vegas showgirl, Steph (aka Miss Calculations), hopes that her luck is about to change when her infamous boss, Robert Edwin House, requests a private meeting with her.
When the businessman proves to be just as calculating, cold and eccentric as the rumors floating around him suggest, Steph's hopes are quickly dashed until the man offers her a potentially lucrative proposition: infiltrate Vault-Tec, as his personal spy, and she can basically have anything she wants...within reason.
Even as the role requires she essentially sell herself, Stephanie accepts, a large complication arising when she discovers that the one thing she truly does desire is Robert House himself.
A truly unreasonable demand.
For this isn't a fairy tale, with war looming on the horizon, and Mr. House determined to save the only thing he does truly love: Vegas. Stephanie soon finds her need for survival and acceptance conflicting with the needs of her heart.
What will the fallout be?
A pre-war, spy romance, featuring an entirely speculative pairing.
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Struggling to get pregnant, and to also forget that she was once "Loony" Lilly Bainbridge, Elfrida Marsh hears a knock at the door one day while she is alone and recovering from one of her husband's beatings.
Finding that it is her long lost friend, Matthew Clements, she swiftly invites him in, forgetting whom she has become in order to become whom she believed she had left behind for one blissful and unnerving afternoon.
Her decision to cling to the past, however, has long reaching effects for the future; a future that Elfrida becomes too broken in spirit to face herself.
Recent series
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"Yes, I Really Am This Pathetic!" or "How to Say I Love You with a Story or a Picture" by MistyBeethoven
Fandom: 47 Ronin (2013), A Happening of Monumental Proportions (2017), A Scanner Darkly (2006), A Walk in the Clouds (1995), Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, Archie Comics, Babes in Toyland (1986), Bill & Ted (Movies), Black's Photography: Inventory Sale (1986), Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992), BRZRKR (Boom! Comics), BRZRKR (Comics), Chain Reaction (1996), Coca Cola: Coke Is It (1984), Constantine (2005), Cyberpunk 2077 (Video Game), Dangerous Liaisons (1988), Destination Wedding (2018), Dream to Believe (1986), Echo (1993/2005), Even Cowgirls Get the Blues (1993), Exposed (2016), Extreme Pursuit (2013), Feeling Minnesota (1996), Flying (1986), Freaked! (1993), Generation Um (2012), Hamlet (RMTC 1995), Hamlet - Shakespeare, Hangin' In (TV), Hardball (2001), Howie Meets the Ghost of Environmental Disasters Yet to Come (1991), Howie Meets the Ghost of Environmental Disasters Yet to Come (Short Film), I Love You to Death (1990), John Wick (Movies), Johnny Mnemonic (1995), Keanu (2016), Keanu Reeves - Fandom, Kellogg's Corn Flakes (1987), Knock Knock (2015), Letting Go (1985), Life Under Water (1989), Man of Tai Chi (2013), Moving Day (1987), Much Ado About Nothing (1993), Much Ado About Nothing - Shakespeare, My Own Private Idaho (1991), Night Heat (TV), One Step Away (1985), One Step Away (Short Film 1985), Parenthood (1989), Paula Abdul's Rush Rush (1991), Permanent Record (1988), Point Break (1991), Providence (1991), Replicas (2018), River's Edge (1986), Siberia (2018), Something's Gotta Give (2003), Sparhusen (2009), Speed (1994), SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon), SpongeBob SquarePants: Sponge on the Run, Star Wars - All Media Types, Street Kings (2008), Suntory Whiskey (1991), Swedish Dicks (2016), Swedish Dicks (TV), Sweet November (2001), The Bad Batch (2016) – Fandom, The Day the Earth Stood Still (2008), The Devil's Advocate (1997), The Gift (2000), The Lake House (2006), The Last Time I Committed Suicide (1997), The Mandalorian (TV), The Matrix (Movies), The Neon Demon (2016), The Night Before (1988), The Prince of Pennsylvania (1988), The Private Lives of Pippa Lee (2009), The Replacements (2000), The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run (2020), The Tracey Ullman Show: Two Lost Souls (1989), The Watcher (2000), The Whole Truth (2016), Thumbsucker (2005), To the Bone (2017), Toy Story (Movies), Tune in Tomorrow (1990), Twilight Zone, Under the Influence (1986), Young Again (1986), Youngblood (1986)
25 Oct 2019
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Time and Time Again by MistyBeethoven
Fandom: Bill & Ted (Movies), Black's Photography: Inventory Sale (1986), Coca Cola: Coke Is It (1984), Frankenstein & Related Fandoms, Keanu Reeves - Fandom, Kellogg's Corn Flakes (1987), Paula Abdul's Rush Rush (1991), Suntory Whiskey (1991)
25 Oct 2019
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Poor It Tree by MistyBeethoven
Fandom: A Walk in the Clouds (1995), Always Be My Maybe (2019), ARCH Motorcycle, Bill & Ted (Movies), Constantine (2005), John Wick (Movies), Keanu (2016), Keanu Reeves - Fandom, Keanu Reeves Characters, Keanuverse - Fandom, My Own Private Idaho (1991), Original Work, Side by Side (2012), Sweet November (2001), The Day the Earth Stood Still (2008), The Film Prayer (2016), The Whole Truth (2016), Thumbsucker (2005), Tune in Tomorrow (1990)
29 Oct 2022
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Poetry inspired by Keanu Reeves and his characters.
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"Yes, I Really Am This Pathetic!" or "How to Say I Love You with a Story or a Picture" Part 3 by MistyBeethoven
Fandom: 47 Ronin (2013), ?, A Scanner Darkly (2006), A Walk in the Clouds (1995), A.A. Milne - Fandom, Always Be My Maybe (2019), ARCH Motorcycle, Babes in Toyland (1986), Back to the Future (Movies), Bill & Ted (Movies), Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992), Brotherhood of Justice (1986), Chain Reaction (1996), Constantine (2005), Cyberpunk 2077 (Video Game), Dangerous Liaisons (1988), DC League of Super-Pets, Destination Wedding (2018), Echo (2005), Even Cowgirls Get the Blues (1993), Exposed (2016), Fast Food (1985), Feeling Minnesota (1996), Flying (1986), Frankenstein & Related Fandoms, Freaked! (1993), Friday the 13th Series (Movies), Generation Um (2012), Going Great (TV 1982), Going Great (TV), Hardball (2001), Jane Eyre (1997), Jane Eyre - Charlotte Brontë, John Wick (Movies), Johnny Mnemonic (1995), Keanu Reeves - Fandom, Keanu Reeves Filmography, Knock Knock (2015), Life Under Water (1989), Little Buddha (1993), Man of Tai Chi (2013), Monk (TV), My Own Private Idaho (1991), One Step Away (Short Film 1985), Original Work, Parenthood (1989), Peanuts - Charles M. Schulz (Comics), Permanent Record (1988), Point Break (1991), Pontypool (2008), Providence (1991), Replicas (2018), River's Edge (1986), Rubber Ducky - Fandom, Rush Rush - Paula Abdul (Music Video), Shiloh (Films), Side by Side (2012), Something's Gotta Give (2003), Speed (1994), SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon), Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy, Swedish Dicks (TV), Sweet November (2001), The Bad Batch (Movie 2016), The Day the Earth Stood Still (2008), The Devil's Advocate (1997), The Film Prayer (2016), The Gift (2000), The Last Time I Committed Suicide (1997), The Matrix (Movies), The Night Before (1988), The Prince of Pennsylvania (1988), The Private Lives of Pippa Lee (2009), The Replacements (2000), The Twilight Zone (TV 1959), The Watcher (2000), The Whole Truth (2016), Thumbsucker (2005), To the Bone (2017), Tune in Tomorrow (1990), Twilight Zone (TV 1985), Under the Influence (1986), When We Were Very Young - A. A. Milne, Youngblood (1986)
29 Oct 2022
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Sometimes Death is Better by mon_roi
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti), It: Welcome to Derry (TV), IT - Stephen King
02 Dec 2025
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Lilly arrives too late, the Black Spot has burned down. She comes face to face with her greatest fear: guilt. Oh, and Pennywise is there too.
Bookmarked by MistyBeethoven
02 Dec 2025
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I Want The Real Him Back by paranormans
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti), It: Welcome to Derry (TV)
24 Nov 2025
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After escaping Pennywise’s cruel imitation of Matty, Lilly returns home only for the shock to finally break through her defenses. Alone in the quiet, she unravels, haunted by the memory of a voice that felt like love until it turned into terror.
Bookmarked by MistyBeethoven
24 Nov 2025
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"I never liked him," Finney says, and it comes out all wrong—bitter and relieved and guilty. Gwen doesn't ask why. She already knows.
Or, Gwen spent months missing Finney like a fever. Now they're in California, just the two of them, and she can't remember the last time she thought about her boyfriend at all.
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Bookmarked by MistyBeethoven
21 Oct 2025
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Adventure is out there?
After finally making it to New Vegas, Cooper and Lucy's journey has barely just begun. New friends, new enemies, and new Nuka-Cola - another astoundingly awesome tale with our Ghoul and Vault Dweller.Series
Bookmarked by MistyBeethoven
26 Oct 2025
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Heinz decides to celebrate his birthday with his closest friends: his girlfriend Candace, his daughter Vanessa, and... his former sworn enemy, Perry the Platypus...
Bookmarked by MistyBeethoven
19 Oct 2025