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soukoku being soukoku; includes stand-alone fics
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How Harry had thought that gifting Fred Weasley a book of muggle pick-up lines for Christmas was a good idea was beyond her. Hermione knew the instant the book was unwrapped that it was a bad idea. What she wasn't prepared for was being the only one that Fred chose to test the pick-up lines on.
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Bucklecup: I really like your moustache. it’s very girthy. really solid.
Eddito: girthy?????????????
Eddito: did you just text me at 7pm on a wednesday evening to tell me my moustache is GIRTHY????
Bucklecup: honestly, i’m kinda surprised you haven’t blocked me yet, eds
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Buck gets drunk-dared to send Eddie one cheeky text every day for 50 days. Eddie loses his mind. TW for the cringiest pickup lines in existence.
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ICU in my dreams by Flarewrites
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
20 Apr 2020
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High on anesthesia, Katsuki falls for his husband all over again and tries to woo him with extremely bad pick-up lines.
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365 by Queen_Preferences
Fandom: 30 Days of Night (2007), 5 Seconds of Summer (Band), 9-1-1 (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Adventure Time, All American (TV), All Elite Wrestling, Anaconda (Movies), Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, ASTRO (Band), ATEEZ (Band), Austin & Ally, Avatar (Cameron Movies), Avatar: The Last Airbender, Baby Daddy (TV), Bait (2012), Batman - All Media Types, Bella and the Bulldogs (TV), Ben 10 Series, Beneath (2013), Black Panther (2018), BLACKPINK (Band), Blade (Movie Series), Book of Life (2014), Boruto: Naruto Next Generations, Boy Meets World, Chronicles of Narnia - All Media Types, Cirque du Freak | The Saga of Darren Shan - Darren Shan, Cobra Kai (Web Series), Code Geass, Codename: Kids Next Door, Craig of the Creek (Cartoon), Criminal Minds (US TV), Danny Phantom, Deadpool - All Media Types, Descendants (Disney Movies), Divergent (Movies), Divergent - All Media Types, Doom (2005), Everybody Hates Chris (TV), EXO (Band), Fairly OddParents, Fast & Furious (Movies), Fast and the Furious Series, Fruits Basket, Game of Thrones (TV), Girl Meets World, Glee, Gods Of Egypt (2016), Good Luck Charlie, GOT7, Gravity Falls, Great Gatsby - F. Scott Fitzgerald, Haikyuu!!, Hairspray (2007), Handsome Devil (2016), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Hawaii Five-0 (2010), Hellboy (Movies), Henry Danger (TV), High School Musical (Movies), Hoot (2006), Hot Wheels: Battle Force Five (Cartoon), House of the Dragon (TV), How to Train Your Dragon (Movies), Howl (2015), Hunger Games Series - All Media Types, Hunter X Hunter, I Am Number Four (2011), iCarly, Impact Wrestling | Total Nonstop Action Wrestling, InuYasha - A Feudal Fairy Tale, IT (2017), IT - Stephen King, Jurassic Park - All Media Types, Jurassic World Trilogy (Movies), Justin Bieber (Musician), Karate Kid (Movies), Kim Possible (Cartoon), Kuroko no Basuke | Kuroko's Basketball, Kyou Kara Maou!, Liv and Maddie, Lizzie McGuire (TV), Magcon (Video Blogging RPF), Men's Basketball RPF, Merlin (TV), Milo Murphy's Law, Miraculous Ladybug, Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children (2016), Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children - Ransom Riggs, Monsta X (Band), Monster High, Monster High (Cartoon 2010), Monster High (Movies 2010-2016), Monster High (Toys), My Engineer (TV) RPF, Naruto, NCT (Band), NXT, One Direction (Band), Ouran High School Host Club - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Phineas and Ferb, Powerpuff Girls, Real Person Fiction, Remember the Titans (2000), Roll Bounce (2005), Romeo and Juliet (1968), Romeo And Juliet - All Media Types, Saved by the Bell (TV 1989), Saved By the Bell (TV), Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark (2019), Scooby Doo - All Media Types, Scott Pilgrim - All Media Types, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010), Scream (Movies), Secret Life of the American Teenager (TV), SEVENTEEN (Band), Shadowhunters (TV), Shake It Up! (US TV), Shawn Mendes (Musician), Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan, Sky High (2005), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies), SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon), Sports RPF, Star vs. the Forces of Evil, Static Shock, Steven Universe (Cartoon), Stray Kids (Band), Superman - All Media Types, Supernatural, Teen Wolf (TV), That '70s Show, The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Big Bang Theory (TV), The Black Phone (2022), The Covenant (2006), The Darkest Hour (2011), The Dolan Twins, The Good Doctor (TV 2017), The Great Gatsby (2013), The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003), The Little Vampire (2000), The Matrix (Movies), The Maze Runner Series - All Media Types, The Mortal Instruments Series - Cassandra Clare, The Mummy (Movies 1999-2008), The Sandlot (1993), The Shadowhunter Chronicles - All Media Types, the shortcut (2020), The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller, The Vampire Diaries (TV), Thor (Movies), Titanic (1997), Tokyo Ghoul, Total Drama (Cartoon), TWICE (Band), Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Vampire Knight (Anime & Manga), Victorious (TV), Video Blogging RPF, Vikings (TV), W.I.T.C.H., Winx Club, Wizards of Waverly Place, World Wrestling Entertainment, X-Men - All Media Types, Young Justice (Cartoon), Young Justice - All Media Types, Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime), Zombieland (2009), บังเอิญรัก | Love by Chance (TV), พี่ว้ากตัวร้ายกับนายปีหนึ่ง | SOTUS: The Series (TV), พี่ว้ากตัวร้ายกับนายปีหนึ่ง | SOTUS: The Series (TV) RPF, เดือนเกี้ยวเดือน | 2 Moons The Series (TV), เพราะรักใช่ป่าว | Why R U?: The Series (TV), 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, 学園アリス | Gakuen Alice, 東京卍リベンジャーズ | Tokyo Revengers (Anime), 東京卍リベンジャーズ | Tokyo Revengers (Manga), 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
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365 Days of Fandoms are random tumblr one sentence, two sentence or my own unique sentences.
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(bakutodo fics) by underfallingflowerpetals
Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
12 Jan 2026
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Jisung needs to get laid, plain and simple.
Except it isn't that simple―not when he lets his ego drag him into a bet that requires him to get in his classmate's pants before the end of the semester, not when said classmate with his round glasses and perpetual sweater paws is so easy to fall for, and certainly not when he turns out to be a huge fucking tease.
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- Part 1 of name a game (i'll roll the dice)
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He knew he should have spoken about his feelings and how he felt like he wasn’t giving Danny as much as he deserves, but he didn’t have the heart to go back in front of the crowd and say it out loud. Duke was lucky enough that it was during the afternoon, so he didn’t have to take anymore classes during that time. ‘I’m sorry, I promise I’ll make something better.’ Duke thought as he wiped a few tears from his face and finally made it back to the manor.
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After an exhausted Marinette accidentally uses a pick-up line on Adrien, Chat Noir comes to Ladybug for advice. Now, Marinette pieced together Chat’s identity and decided that she should use this knowledge to get back at her alley cat for causing her so much distress this past year--as Adrien and Chat Noir.
Or: Chat Noir famously loves Ladybug, but Ladybug is flirting with Adrien, and Adrien doesn’t understand why he feels so jealous that Marinette is crushing on Chat Noir.
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Minho extends his arm behind him, plucking out a sugar packet from its glass container. With his gaze locked on Jisung, he drops the packet onto the ground and makes a show of picking it up. He parades a full view of ass, subtly enhanced by the tightness of his jeans, and arches his back when returning to an upright position—all before inching closer in Jisung’s direction. While trailing his other hand down Jisung’s shoulder, Minho closes the gap, lips barely brushing on the shell of his ear.
“Excuse me,” he whispers, pressing the packet of sugar into Jisung’s free hand. “I think you dropped your name tag.”
or: Han Jisung, a young, rich, and awkward investment banker, becomes Minho's sugar daddy. All Minho has to do is pretend to be Jisung's boyfriend in return. Sounds simple enough, right?
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in which John decides to be incredibly dorky, Dave is smooth. Bluh bluh bluh.
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After she accidentally trips into Adrien and apologizes about "falling for him," Marinette learns that he's no match for cheesy pick-up lines--whether they were unintended or not. And while she finds it flattering that he turns into a flustered mess with only a few words, Marinette comes to regret making him uncomfortable. That is, until she learns he's Chat Noir. At which point the phrase "just deserts" becomes a permanent fixture in her everyday plans.
A story in which Adrien is flustered, Marinette is smooth as glass at dropping lines, and Chat Noir gets the romance he was always asking for--even if he doesn't quite know how to handle it.
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“Hello? Miss, are you ok?” Lena said, looking concerned at Kara’s apparent lack of motor skills.
“Yup! Yep! I’m fine. Just fine. I’m great in fact. Wonderful. How are you Lena?” Kara managed to stutter out, but she thinks that she did pretty good considering the fact that she was talking to Lena. Lena who was still as beautiful as ever, if not more.
Coffee Shop and Bad Pickup Lines!
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Ever since the Tournament, Terushima's attention keeps wandering back to Karasuno's captain. It isn't until a training camp comes around and he hangs out with Sawamura that he learns just how much he likes the rival captain.
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Lan Xichen would do anything if it meant his brother was happy, which is what lead him to eavesdropping on the Jiang brothers as they discussed their requirements for a partner.
Or; Lan Wangji attempts to woo an already infatuated Wei Ying using bad pickup lines, and a few more things.
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Bad Pick Up Lines by NotEvenCloseToStraight
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
30 Jul 2017
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From an Anon Tumblr Prompt'=== Wade giving Peter cheesy pick up lines ex: "Is that a phone in your back pocket because your ass is calling me"
Andrew Garfield is Peter Parker / Ryan Reynolds is Deadpool
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- Part 8 of Short Stories!
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{Pick-Up Lines} by Chaeyoung26090
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
17 Sep 2021
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This started a game for them.
Harley would use any and all pick-up lines he could think of on Peter, and he would shoot him down. They somehow seemed to have mutually agreed that as soon as Harley managed to find a pick-up line Peter did not have the answer to, Harley would win and take Peter on a date.
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Harry Potter Short Stories by everlovingdeer
Fandom: Fantastic Beasts - Fandom, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Dec 2025
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My Harry Potter short stories
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Through the Sky-Blue Cracks {Hot Guy/Cute Guy Superhero/Hybrid AU} by Amethystfairy1
Fandom: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Empires SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
01 Jan 2026
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This is a compilation of all the pieces that take place within my Over-City/Under-City AU, which is also a Hot Guy/Cute Guy Superhero AU, though that's not the only thing that'll be going on! I plan to keep this series in chronological order, so I'll put all the pieces where they'd fall along the timeline, which may sometimes not line up with the publishing date. The exception to this is 'Pretty Boy' which, IF someone does want to read the whole series in order, I'd want them to have read that one first and then all the rest, so 'Pretty Boy' will always be the first fic in the line-up, but after that you could read chronologically or just bounce around as you please! I've written all of these to mostly stand-alone, so you shouldn't be too terribly confused no matter where you decide to start up!
Ask me about the series or just come say hi on tumblr! @amethystfairy1
This series is also being adapted into podfics by @boo-the-AHH if you prefer the audio format!
Illustrations for this series are by @khoirkid!
TTSBC Wiki, which you can also find here on A03, by @silver-sunray!
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i stop somewhere waiting for you by anderfels
Fandoms: Red Dead Redemption (Video Games)
21 Jul 2019
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Arthur shifts his aim. Hovers on Colm’s haggard face, slightly out of focus due to the sheer distance. And Colm - somehow - glances up to his right. Directly at the glint of the rifle scope.
For a split second, Arthur looks him in the eye.
He flinches back. Footsteps clatter behind him, skidding on the rock. He turns, and the butt of a rifle smashes into his head.Set during and after 'Blessed Are The Peacemakers' in Chapter 3, a bid to parley with the O'Driscolls goes disastrously wrong. Charles takes it upon himself to find Arthur and bring him home before he succumbs to days of torture and imprisonment.
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- Part 7 of what stranger miracles
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